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MissFortune
Feb 15, 2009

The kind of fortune that never misses.
Needs more spell color leds.

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blight rhino
Feb 11, 2014

EXQUISITE LURKER RHINO


Nap Ghost

lol toby daniel wood was so young with a little boi voice




also, get the fuckin robe. I have a robe that is terry cloth and nice and fluffy and has a hood. Then a have lighter robe, no hood, and like 3/4 sleeves. Robes for every occasion

blight rhino
Feb 11, 2014

EXQUISITE LURKER RHINO


Nap Ghost

this is dorky as poo poo, but pretty loving cool... how does it exist in such a paradox

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

Who bought the Garf Eats guy a magical wizard robe?

Rutibex
Sep 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
op those robes are weak, no demon is going to respect you. this is what you need

Xaintrailles
Aug 14, 2015

:hellyeah::histdowns:

Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:

I'll wear the robe to your funeral op

I'll wear the op to your funeral lsbb

Don't want to get tears on my robe

You Are A Werewolf
Apr 26, 2010

Black Gold!

Look, I already own seven wizard robes I wear out on the town, but you’ve pushed me to order one more robe :smugwizard:

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

You Are A Elf posted:

Look, I already own seven wizard robes I wear out on the town, but you’ve pushed me to order one more robe :smugwizard:

sneakerheads but for wizard robe fetishists.

sporkstand
Jun 15, 2021
Hey OP, whta is your avatar pic from?

MackAddie
Jul 10, 2001

Bula Vinaka posted:

I don't think the Wizard Robe comes in XXL / XXXLT :(

They should only come in XXL / XXXLT

veni veni veni
Jun 5, 2005


Bula Vinaka posted:




Wizard Robe

I was just considering buying my first robe and I was going to go for a regular bath robe but maybe I should do the wizard thing instead. I feel like my penis would be hanging out a lot with this though.

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

veni veni veni posted:

I feel like my penis would be hanging out a lot with this though.

I wouldn't worry myself too much, there, chief.

Rutibex
Sep 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy

veni veni veni posted:

I was just considering buying my first robe and I was going to go for a regular bath robe but maybe I should do the wizard thing instead. I feel like my penis would be hanging out a lot with this though.

a wizard needs his wand always at the ready

Sophy Wackles
Dec 17, 2000

> access main security grid
access: PERMISSION DENIED.





I bought the white one but people are giving me funny looks when I wear it outside. :confused:

Weka
May 5, 2019

That child totally had it coming. Nobody should be able to be out at dusk except cars.
Hi, I'm wizard Rob.

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

Weka posted:

Hi, I'm wizard Rob.

Balls out Rob

Feats of Strength
Feb 9, 2012

Man, If god told me to sacrifice my son I'd tell
him to fuck off.
In the UK, a "Wizard's Sleeve" is slang for a cavernous vagina

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

Weka posted:

Hi, I'm wizard Rob.

Fizzle 'em up

Yaldabaoth
Oct 9, 2012

by Azathoth

Athanatos posted:

We can do it, we can save this thread GBS. Post dumb/weird/awful clothing things from Amazon:



This is like that scene from the animated LOTR movie where Saruman calls himself The Many Colors and then a bunch of flashy techno effects appear on screen.

bossy lady
Jul 9, 1983

My utilirobe every day carry (EDC):

10000 lumen flashlight
Glock 9 (for self defense)
2 spare magazines
3 watches
A karambit knife for knife based martial arts
4 D20s
A handheld digital monster manual
Retractable blackjack disguised as a magic wand

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
Oh great, Wizard Master is naked again

DO IT TO IT
Mar 3, 2008

I know "mon" means man, but I don't think "Och" means anything.


I would unironically buy this

pop fly to McGillicutty
Feb 2, 2004

A peckish little mouse!

DO IT TO IT posted:

I would unironically buy this

DO IT TO IT, DO IT TO IT

Songbearer
Jul 12, 2007




Fuck you say?

I want this man to seduce me using only his body and those lights

Whoops, he already has :nyoron:

syntaxfunction
Oct 27, 2010
Another point for Bard's, we have no required clothing. Protection is recommended tho, scoring all the lays you loving book nerds can't get :smug:

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
Sorcerers just need belts

Nigmaetcetera
Nov 17, 2004

borkborkborkmorkmorkmork-gabbalooins
Well I know what I'm spending my disability check on.

edit: bought it!

Lord Decimus Barnacle
Jun 25, 2005


Hell Gem
Well my robe showed up. I just had to customize it and try it out. Got lots of smiles, thumbs ups and an enormous amounts of the ok 👌 symbol here in Utah. People really seem to like it


e: here’s a photo

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here
Get the robe, OP. NOW! BEFORE IT'S TOO LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATE.

Nigmaetcetera
Nov 17, 2004

borkborkborkmorkmorkmork-gabbalooins

Literally A Person posted:

Get the robe, OP. NOW! BEFORE IT'S TOO LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATE.

Only 1 left. in green and black

Bula Vinaka
Oct 21, 2020

beach side

sporkstand posted:

Hey OP, whta is your avatar pic from?


User name, avatar, & title
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ECukqY7RaIA

naem
May 29, 2011

I recently purchased a North Face Apex Bionic 2 jacket in Dark Heather Gray which has a hood and, I’m pretty sure this is what wizards would wear today if there were such things as wizards



DeadFatDuckFat
Oct 29, 2012

This avatar brought to you by the 'save our dead gay forums' foundation.


Wow referring to Heather Gray as Dark is rude and kinda racist

Lascivious Sloth
Apr 26, 2008

by sebmojo

naem posted:

if there were such things as wizards

umm, mods?!

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
Just on last page we saw WFH wizards using webcams to scry on someone or perform the rites of ashkente idk, what so you mean there are no wizards?!?

Clavavisage
Nov 12, 2011

Every Warp records artists promo photo 1999-2009

Rutibex
Sep 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy

naem posted:

I recently purchased a North Face Apex Bionic 2 jacket in Dark Heather Gray which has a hood and, I’m pretty sure this is what wizards would wear today if there were such things as wizards




:hmmyes:
i'm a wizard and i'd wear that

Dumb Sex-Parrot
Dec 25, 2020
Anyone got some great tips for removing cum stains from your wizard robe??

MackAddie
Jul 10, 2001

Dumb Sex-Parrot posted:

Anyone got some great tips for removing cum stains from your wizard robe??

Inside or outside?

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BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

Bag Flying At Noon, (2024)

Dumb Sex-Parrot posted:

Anyone got some great tips for removing cum stains from your wizard robe??

Cast Remove Cum

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