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Awoo at the Moon
Mar 10, 2014

BORN TO AWOO
WORLD IS A TUG
Squatch Em All 1989
I am trash poster
42,069 DEAD WOLFGIRLS




Sid Vicious has become a feral squatch haunting the greater Ontario region. Some say if was the TikTok that did it too him but I think it may have been my giving his two children a crate of Mountain Dew and five hour energies that put him over the edge and caused him to leave society. If approached please avoid eye contact, hand him some timbits and marijuana, and give him a courtesy five minute charge for his phone and maybe a tug.

God bles, I am gay.

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Lieutenant Dan
Oct 27, 2009

Weedlord Bonerhitler


rest in peas Sid

Ventral EggSac
Dec 3, 2019



Alls Guelph that ends guelph

Zeluth
May 12, 2001



Punch me up some maple.

Sid Vicious
Jan 1, 1970




eugh

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

GANG TAG
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Ultra Carp

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

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Ultra Carp

I am nearly positive that if sasquatches were real, "squatch" would be a racial slur

Sid Vicious
Jan 1, 1970




i need weed

Sid Vicious
Jan 1, 1970




my feet are notmal size but i m really hairy

Vakal
May 11, 2008


I thought I saw a sasquatch once, turns out it was just a very large and drunk woman who was sneaking through the bushes trying to find a car to steal and was absolutely covered in burs.

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013
Probation
Can't post for 19 days!


It always feels like
That Sid is SQUATCHIN MEEE
And turnin' tricks on me.
*do dodo do*

DeadFatDuckFat
Oct 29, 2012

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Lets hunt him

Awoo at the Moon
Mar 10, 2014

BORN TO AWOO
WORLD IS A TUG
Squatch Em All 1989
I am trash poster
42,069 DEAD WOLFGIRLS




DeadFatDuckFat posted:

Lets hunt him

RIP Drew this is what he lived for and died for

DeadFatDuckFat
Oct 29, 2012

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I'm leaving small nuggs of weed in a trail towards a McDonald's ball pit, its now only a matter of time

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012



Sid Vicious posted:

my feet are notmal size but i m really hairy

nice

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013
Probation
Can't post for 19 days!


DeadFatDuckFat posted:

I'm leaving small nuggs of weed in a trail towards a McDonald's ball pit, its now only a matter of time

what you don't realize is that Sid is already IN the ball pit and will emerge from it like Godzilla from the sea and follow your trail in reverse leading him back out to the wilds.
*In That One Dude from 'Hunt for Red October' voice* You've killed US you arrogant rear end

Awoo at the Moon
Mar 10, 2014

BORN TO AWOO
WORLD IS A TUG
Squatch Em All 1989
I am trash poster
42,069 DEAD WOLFGIRLS




I swear I saw Sid in the woods once, tattered GBS shirt just barely visible. He smiled at me then stubbed his toe on a log.

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013
Probation
Can't post for 19 days!


In a cruel and sadistic ('Sid'istic??) twist of the knife, the shirt Sid-squatch was wearing wasn't truly a gbs shirt, it was a giant printed version of the 'R.I.P. Drew' logo I made up that one time. He's just sick in the head that guy.

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981



He killed me

A Pack of Kobolds
Mar 23, 2007




brb petitioning Canadian Parliament to get sid some weed, pronto. If that fails, I'm petitioning Parliament Funkadelic.

BIG TIT LIL NIP
Oct 5, 2005






do we get to see the ufo or what

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981



BIG TIT LIL NIP posted:

do we get to see the ufo or what

No he killed that too

sporkstand
Jun 15, 2021


What means...'tug'?

pop fly to McGillicutty
Feb 2, 2004
Im gonna put cupcakes on your mind


Squach Vicious

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

What is Dungeons and Dragons?


Sid and I made love upon the astral plane

Spinz
Jan 7, 2020

CLICK HERE TO PLEASE THE WOMEN IN YOUR LIFE

Vakal posted:

I thought I saw a sasquatch once, turns out it was just a very large and drunk woman who was sneaking through the bushes trying to find a car to steal and was absolutely covered in burs.

I was looking for my car rear end in a top hat

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013
Probation
Can't post for 19 days!


Spinz posted:

I was looking for my car rear end in a top hat

In certain parts of America, a large crazed drunken woman covered with brambles while stumbling through the underbrush being mistaken for Big Foot is actually a compliment

A Pack of Kobolds
Mar 23, 2007




Spinz posted:

I was looking for my car rear end in a top hat

:lmao:

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981



Spinz posted:

I was looking for my car rear end in a top hat

How did you lose your car's rear end in a top hat???

Weka
May 5, 2019

And if you gaze long into an abyss, you will say `look, no ring.`

Sid Vicious posted:

i need weed

Sid Vicious posted:

my feet are notmal size but i m really hairy

Looks like we got ourselves a skunk ape!

super sweet best pal
Nov 18, 2009



Sid Vicious posted:

my feet are notmal size but i m really hairy

So not a squatch but a hobbit?

Yaldabaoth
Oct 9, 2012


Big Beef City posted:

In certain parts of America, a large crazed drunken woman covered with brambles while stumbling through the underbrush being mistaken for Big Foot is actually a compliment

I am convinced that a fair number of bigfoot sightings are actually crazy humans who left society to live in the wilderness like apes.

Sid Vicious
Jan 1, 1970




super sweet best pal posted:

So not a squatch but a hobbit?

dont call me short

large hands
Jan 24, 2006


Sid Vicious posted:

i need weed

walk to the weed store dude. wifes been into these things lately from our neighborhood one, they keep em cold and ready

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981



I been suckin on nails all day

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013
Probation
Can't post for 19 days!


Yaldabaoth posted:

I am convinced that a fair number of bigfoot sightings are actually crazy humans who left society to live in the wilderness like apes.

I'm trying to workshop an absolutely brutal "Yes, your mother" joke out of this but just imagine the general concept and let your mind roll it over.

e: not your mother, nothing's rolling that over, the joke idea thing.

BIG TIT LIL NIP
Oct 5, 2005






YeahTubaMike
Mar 24, 2005

*hic* Gotta finish thish . . .


Doctor Rope

I saw it coming from a mile away

Sid Vicious
Jan 1, 1970




large hands posted:

walk to the weed store dude. wifes been into these things lately from our neighborhood one, they keep em cold and ready



my wife gave me a ride, she really digs the legend orange dark chocolate and i just keep buying the Palmetto Headband because i love it

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Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981




Lol

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