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Sid Vicious has become a feral squatch haunting the greater Ontario region. Some say if was the TikTok that did it too him but I think it may have been my giving his two children a crate of Mountain Dew and five hour energies that put him over the edge and caused him to leave society. If approached please avoid eye contact, hand him some timbits and marijuana, and give him a courtesy five minute charge for his phone and maybe a tug. God bles, I am gay.
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# ¿ Jul 30, 2021 21:33 |
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# ¿ Apr 20, 2024 04:17 |
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DeadFatDuckFat posted:Lets hunt him RIP Drew this is what he lived for and died for
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# ¿ Jul 30, 2021 21:57 |
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I swear I saw Sid in the woods once, tattered GBS shirt just barely visible. He smiled at me then stubbed his toe on a log.
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# ¿ Jul 30, 2021 22:14 |
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I heard Trudeau dressed as Sidsquatch for halloween as a youth, what cultural appropriation!
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# ¿ Jul 30, 2021 23:53 |
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Yaldabaoth posted:If a male bigfoot and a human woman tried to have sex, would the bigfoot's dick even fit? Or is bigfoot like a gorilla where the dick is proportionally small? at a minimum you need to good silicone based lube
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# ¿ Jul 31, 2021 03:19 |
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Yaldabaoth posted:So like are the non-feral sasquatch the ones wearing plaid shirts that I heard about? Yeah just watch out for the ones in pineapple button ups, they’re swinging squatches
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# ¿ Jul 31, 2021 18:51 |
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# ¿ Apr 20, 2024 04:17 |
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donkey salami posted:Some folks might be skeptics. Makes u think why they call a pack of Squatches a Sidley.
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# ¿ Aug 2, 2021 00:52 |