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medieval cats steal penises?
all the time
only in western europe
maybe the fish will lure it back?
needs more research
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Luvcow




very common for cats in the medieval times to steal things:

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biosterous






what's the matter? cat got your dong?



thank you nut for this sig!!!
gallery of sigs

get your probe badge here
he/him or they/them, either works

Robot Made of Meat



Why is the word "woodcut" stuck in my mind?


Thanks to Manifisto for the sig!

Areola Grande





jet propulsion in its infant years was unpredictable at best

Heather Papps


hello internet friend





the strings... are made of WHAT?!


i'm nuts about fall

Areola Grande



Heather Papps posted:


the strings... are made of WHAT?!

lol

Manifisto




Luvcow posted:

very common for cats in the medieval times to steal things:



"does kitty want a nice fish instead?"

cat: mmmmmm nope, this one is boneless

https://giant.gfycat.com/DefinitiveBowedBarnowl.mp4
ty vanisher

google THIS



Heather Papps posted:


the strings... are made of WHAT?!

Manifisto




*THUD* *THUD* *THUD*

oh god boris is whacked out on steroids straddling the rooftop again, I don't know what he wants but he's going to break something

https://giant.gfycat.com/DefinitiveBowedBarnowl.mp4
ty vanisher

Heather Papps


hello internet friend





stone legs, incredibly difficult to sharpen claws on


i'm nuts about fall

Areola Grande





no Domino's

Escape From Noise

Would an advertising executive
Understand where the homeless live?
Would he know about the bubbles in his glass?
Would the bubbles in his glass
Understand what the man's golf cart is?
Do they know you can die frozen underneath an overpass?


A real game of cat and Faust going on here.

Escape From Noise fucked around with this message at 10:29 on Jul 31, 2021

Escape From Noise

Would an advertising executive
Understand where the homeless live?
Would he know about the bubbles in his glass?
Would the bubbles in his glass
Understand what the man's golf cart is?
Do they know you can die frozen underneath an overpass?


Manifisto posted:

*THUD* *THUD* *THUD*

oh god boris is whacked out on steroids straddling the rooftop again, I don't know what he wants but he's going to break something



I really appreciate the detail paid to the balls on this yoked cat.

Prof. Crocodile



Areola Grande posted:



jet propulsion in its infant years was unpredictable at best

now no table is too high to have poo poo knocked off it!


thank you pot smoke phoenix for this amazing sig!

BlueDekuNuts









Don't you hate working and that one guy won't stop licking himself to help.


Avatar and Sig by: Me

Prof. Crocodile



BlueDekuNuts posted:



Don't you hate working and that one guy won't stop licking himself to help.

we got to install flattened birdcages
comet painting delivery-y-y-y


thank you pot smoke phoenix for this amazing sig!

Escape From Noise

Would an advertising executive
Understand where the homeless live?
Would he know about the bubbles in his glass?
Would the bubbles in his glass
Understand what the man's golf cart is?
Do they know you can die frozen underneath an overpass?


Manifisto posted:

"does kitty want a nice fish instead?"

cat: mmmmmm nope, this one is boneless

Doesn't seem boneless...

Bluedeanie

It's no longer a blue world, Max. Where could we go?



>be me
>yeare of our lorde 1348
>livinge with goode woman in flanders
>she provides warm safe place to sleepe, i eate rattes about her cottage
>angry mobbe comes
>people dying in village
>see me
>see woman does nott have The Plague
>declare her a witche and burn her at yonder stake
>mfw

Ventral EggSac



biosterous posted:

what's the matter? cat got your dong?

Ventral EggSac



Introducing the Fully Feline Snail

Nosfereefer



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Nosfereefer



that ancient egyptian cat looks p good. had literally nobody in medieval europe ever seen a cat?

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Prof. Crocodile




ancestor of fiesta cat?


thank you pot smoke phoenix for this amazing sig!

Nosfereefer



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Nosfereefer



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Nosfereefer





e: honestly a lot of great AV material itt

Nosfereefer fucked around with this message at 18:00 on Aug 2, 2021

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Prof. Crocodile




pretty sure those are cloven hooves. what sort of cat is this?


thank you pot smoke phoenix for this amazing sig!

Nosfereefer



Prof. Crocodile posted:

pretty sure those are cloven hooves. what sort of cat is this?

back legs look webbed, so a p messed up cat id say

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Finger Prince

"I think he's watching us..."

"No, it's just the Mountain Peeks."
(Source)



Nosfereefer posted:

that ancient egyptian cat looks p good. had literally nobody in medieval europe ever seen a cat?

I've been thinking about this, and the nearest thing I can figure is the people drawing those were scribes. Their only job description is knowing how to read and write, not draw pictures. Today's equivalent would be like asking a software engineer/coder to design a GUI. And we've all experienced what that looks like.

Nosfereefer



Finger Prince posted:

I've been thinking about this, and the nearest thing I can figure is the people drawing those were scribes. Their only job description is knowing how to read and write, not draw pictures. Today's equivalent would be like asking a software engineer/coder to design a GUI. And we've all experienced what that looks like.

i can also imagine them just simply trusting some second hand account of what cats look like by some classical greek dude, over whatever their lying eyes were telling them

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Ventral EggSac




those motherfuckers

Nosfereefer



Ventral EggSac posted:

those motherfuckers

mondays, am i right?

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Manifisto




I will be honest that is a wiiiiide mouth, I think it's a problem for me

https://giant.gfycat.com/DefinitiveBowedBarnowl.mp4
ty vanisher

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