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Pulled out of retirement for this poo poo. Myself and goon James Woods are participating with our poor friends in the Rental Car Rally https://www.rentalcarrally.com/about and starting at midnight PST. What is the Rental Car Rally? A zany 16-hour scavenger hunt over half of California with a pack of madcap assholes crazier than us. This is our first year so who knows what'll happen? Watch us live on Twitch. Link is coming. I'm going back to lurking and James Woods will fill you all in.
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https://www.twitch.tv/whiskytangomedia?sr=a Here is our stream. We may go offline from time to time. But keep checking in for updates
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Jul 31, 2021 06:20
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was that fred flinstone in miata
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Jul 31, 2021 06:23
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Our team theme was the gang from Scooby Doo. Unfortunately another team had the same idea.
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Jul 31, 2021 06:26
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that shaggy is so tall its like one of those giant home depot skeletons became alive and put on a green shirt.
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Jul 31, 2021 06:51
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https://imgur.com/a/dzy3iPV Here are our checkpoints for the race. We're trying to map out the most efficient way between them. We don't have to hit them in order.
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Jul 31, 2021 07:18
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I live in CA but why would I give a poo poo
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Jul 31, 2021 07:21
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Sounds like someones girlfriend should learn stick.
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Jul 31, 2021 07:28
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the amazing race but with goons.
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Jul 31, 2021 07:28
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Linux Pirate posted:Sounds like someones girlfriend should learn stick. I wish I had the time
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Jul 31, 2021 07:32
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Alright we're off. First checkpoint is Tios Tacos. The clue there reads "Challenge 1 get a picture with a trashy couple. Challenge 2 ride the brontosaurous Challenge 3 get a picture inside the sculpture garden"
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Jul 31, 2021 07:45
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Only in L.A. can you get parking lot traffic on the freeway at midnight.
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Jul 31, 2021 08:09
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We've got our first couple checkpoints. http://imgur.com/gallery/eVayYo6 The cops show up to the first checkpoints just as we were leaving. Luckily a huge brawl broke out in front of a nearby nightclub and got their attention. That abandoned military base was sketchy as gently caress. James Woods fucked around with this message at 11:20 on Jul 31, 2021 |
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Jul 31, 2021 11:16
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Great. Thanks.
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Jul 31, 2021 12:22
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=osXCu7HDOdM
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Jul 31, 2021 12:32
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Are you guys still going?
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Jul 31, 2021 13:32
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Maybe they’re dead
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Jul 31, 2021 13:50
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I’ll start calling the hospitals
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Jul 31, 2021 13:51
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The first hospital said James Woods was there but after several minutes of confusing back and forth we determined it was the real James Woods not SA poster James Woods. The search continues.
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Jul 31, 2021 13:53
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Is this one of those "races" where you can't break the speed limit?
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Jul 31, 2021 14:03
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bird with big dick posted:I’ll start calling the hospitals Did you remember to call the abandoned hospitals?
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Jul 31, 2021 14:33
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We're alive! Over the course of the night we got chased off by the cops at a taco shop, broke into an abandoned air base, got chased off by security at a quarry, went to a wind farm and kidnapped a member of another team, Mr. Sleep was also kidnapped but we recovered him, sat in a hot spring at sunrise, visited a ghost town, and now we're waiting for a taqueria in Death Valley to open so we can eat something called the Tornado XL. We still haven't slept.
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Jul 31, 2021 18:09
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satanic splash-back posted:Is this one of those "races" where you can't break the speed limit? Well it's a"rally" not a race. That said there's no real advantage to speed other than getting to your hotel room faster. They aren't penalizing people for getting around too fast.
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Jul 31, 2021 18:17
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Sounds really intense wow
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Jul 31, 2021 18:43
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James Woods posted:We're alive! Over the course of the night we got chased off by the cops at a taco shop, broke into an abandoned air base, got chased off by security at a quarry, went to a wind farm and kidnapped a member of another team, Mr. Sleep was also kidnapped but we recovered him, sat in a hot spring at sunrise, visited a ghost town, and now we're waiting for a taqueria in Death Valley to open so we can eat something called the Tornado XL. If you're in Death Valley National Park there is only one bar that serves alcohol within park limits. Choose your DD wisely also was the ghost town Calico? Did you visit Calico
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Jul 31, 2021 18:47
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take enough uppers until you begin to phase shift, visit everywhere at once. amateurs
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Jul 31, 2021 19:14
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I’m getting ready for the Cannonball Run. I just need someone willing to put on a priest costume and help me dig up Burt Reynolds and Dom Delouise.
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Jul 31, 2021 21:38
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i guess this is over? if that's the case then goongratulations and https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IsS_VMzY10I
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James Woods posted:We're alive! Over the course of the night we got chased off by the cops at a taco shop, broke into an abandoned air base, got chased off by security at a quarry, went to a wind farm and kidnapped a member of another team, Mr. Sleep was also kidnapped but we recovered him, sat in a hot spring at sunrise, visited a ghost town, and now we're waiting for a taqueria in Death Valley to open so we can eat something called the Tornado XL. Glad to see Goons still going on silly adventures and nobody dying  George AFB looks incredibly sketchy from what I can see on Google maps, like base housing with the roofs falling in and crap everywhere, next to what looks like actively used houses and facilities.
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So yeah the rally is over. Out last couple stops included an abandoned mine, finding the Joshua Tree from the U2 album and other stuff I can't remember from fifteen hours of driving. We all wound up at a resort and had a big pool party at the finish line. After taking a much needed shower I was delighted to hear some old white guy in the lobby exclaim "Where the hell did these people come from?" and "They're freaks is what they are!". Overall it was a incredibly challenging, tiring, and unbelievably fun adventure. Next year is in Mexico. God help us.
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