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Popputan

Mahou Shoujo brainrot syndrome. It's terminal.


*chunky inhale* so.... i was uh .... mmm... *mixes really long exhale with speaking* browsing this one forum website and I... I-I saw this subforu- it was called... uh *inhale* bee why oh bee, right *another exhale*... a-and the people there-the people there reminded me of my old... my old karate friends i fought with in the 50's-y'know just real nice guys and... they're... awesome guys and... *sniff* *wipes nose* hhyeagh... that's where a real tough guy y'know kinda like- kinda like me would hang..

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*Mumbles incoherently*
*Snaps some guys neck in a geriatric fashion*
*Squints pensively*

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Would an advertising executive
Understand where the homeless live?
Would he know about the bubbles in his glass?
Would the bubbles in his glass
Understand what the man's golf cart is?
Do they know you can die frozen underneath an overpass?


*Abandons family in Japan once they become inconvenient*

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Would an advertising executive
Understand where the homeless live?
Would he know about the bubbles in his glass?
Would the bubbles in his glass
Understand what the man's golf cart is?
Do they know you can die frozen underneath an overpass?


Steven Seagal eating carrots is the best series of pictures of this washed up has-been.

Popputan

Mahou Shoujo brainrot syndrome. It's terminal.


Escape From Noise posted:

Steven Seagal eating carrots is the best series of pictures of this washed up has-been.

I really do like how the only cultural impact he has actually left on the world is being the most unintentionally hilarious wannabe badass, abusive, egomaniac dickhead that REALLY wants to feel like he's still some huge action star when he's in his 60s and is really... really fat.

oh wait I mean uh

*sits down* *puts on sunglasses* these rumors... them people putting on me is all-it's all j-j-just y'know... y'know like jealousy from-.. *fatly eats carrot* from these people who don't know w-what real... real humility and raw power- i-is like, y'know... *very quiet moan* mm..

Popputan

Mahou Shoujo brainrot syndrome. It's terminal.


*comes up to paid actor*
*touches him*
*actor does a backflip and feigns pain*
*puffs chest out*
*sits down*
...,.................... .still got it.,....

Escape From Noise

Would an advertising executive
Understand where the homeless live?
Would he know about the bubbles in his glass?
Would the bubbles in his glass
Understand what the man's golf cart is?
Do they know you can die frozen underneath an overpass?


I, uh, I didn't poo poo...my pants okay I, I uh... tactically emptiedmybowels. Okay?

Escape From Noise fucked around with this message at 12:44 on Jul 31, 2021

biosterous






ifound... a movie... yesterday

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yJOR_2JYLU8



thank you nut for this sig!!!
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Escape From Noise

Would an advertising executive
Understand where the homeless live?
Would he know about the bubbles in his glass?
Would the bubbles in his glass
Understand what the man's golf cart is?
Do they know you can die frozen underneath an overpass?



This is Hard To Kill, right?

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Would an advertising executive
Understand where the homeless live?
Would he know about the bubbles in his glass?
Would the bubbles in his glass
Understand what the man's golf cart is?
Do they know you can die frozen underneath an overpass?


Popputan posted:

*comes up to paid actor*
*touches him*
*actor does a backflip and feigns pain*
*puffs chest out*
*sits down*
...,.................... .still got it.,....

nut


:madmax:

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Escape From Noise

Would an advertising executive
Understand where the homeless live?
Would he know about the bubbles in his glass?
Would the bubbles in his glass
Understand what the man's golf cart is?
Do they know you can die frozen underneath an overpass?


Obligatory

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3v4-zYghodc

Escape From Noise fucked around with this message at 19:26 on Jul 31, 2021

Popputan

Mahou Shoujo brainrot syndrome. It's terminal.


boutta sing this hea sawng....... originally played by- performed by my.. band in the fifies...... *g chord with reverb* HWADANAHDALAYYKOKWANDAYLAH DAH LAHDO HEYYY EHHYYY ERBADYNOMYDAYLOSSA BOGMYDAY OHHHH

FutonForensic




the new byob reggae rap loving sucks

Areola Grande



Popputan posted:

*fatly eats carrot*

lmao

Escape From Noise

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Would the bubbles in his glass
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Do they know you can die frozen underneath an overpass?


Eyy dere bruddahman! I'm not here to speak no jiiiive.
*Delivers half-hearted judo chop while wincing from the effort*
Hah! Guess you could say he's a real soul man now! Haha.

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Would an advertising executive
Understand where the homeless live?
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Would the bubbles in his glass
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Do they know you can die frozen underneath an overpass?


Apparently my friend's dad was introduced to Seagal when he was living here in Osaka before he ran off from his family to make bad movies, but he was starting to sorta come up.

Anyways, my friend's dad put out his hand to shake hands like a normal person and Seagal grabbed his hand from behind so my friend's dad's hand was palm up, spat in it, and said "Something to remember me by!". So, I guess he was a total rear end in a top hat before he even became famous.

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Understand where the homeless live?
Would he know about the bubbles in his glass?
Would the bubbles in his glass
Understand what the man's golf cart is?
Do they know you can die frozen underneath an overpass?


FutonForensic posted:

the new byob reggae rap loving sucks

Me wants the :w2byob: for to make the :nice:

Popputan

Mahou Shoujo brainrot syndrome. It's terminal.


Escape From Noise posted:

Anyways, my friend's dad put out his hand to shake hands like a normal person and Seagal grabbed his hand from behind so my friend's dad's hand was palm up, spat in it, and said "Something to remember me by!". So, I guess he was a total rear end in a top hat before he even became famous.
Seriously didn't expect to hear about any really weird third hand Seagal experiences itt, absolutely floored that's the case though. He really does mention his time in Osaka a lot.

*sits down* *deep breath* geyahhg I.... yeah I lived in Osaka when I lived in.. beautiful Neehon and that's- that's really where my interest in karatey and.. y'know other martial arts sorta....... mmeyah...... has to do with my neehonjeen blood in me yknow,,,..... its also the.. mongolian russian chinese serbian blood., blood of the-the warrior,. *violently sings soul music*

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Escape From Noise posted:

Apparently my friend's dad was introduced to Seagal when he was living here in Osaka before he ran off from his family to make bad movies, but he was starting to sorta come up.

Anyways, my friend's dad put out his hand to shake hands like a normal person and Seagal grabbed his hand from behind so my friend's dad's hand was palm up, spat in it, and said "Something to remember me by!". So, I guess he was a total rear end in a top hat before he even became famous.

That's so seagal!

Escape From Noise

Would an advertising executive
Understand where the homeless live?
Would he know about the bubbles in his glass?
Would the bubbles in his glass
Understand what the man's golf cart is?
Do they know you can die frozen underneath an overpass?


Finger Prince posted:

That's so seagal!

Yoywanna *gasp* saythat *wheeze* tomahface?

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Would an advertising executive
Understand where the homeless live?
Would he know about the bubbles in his glass?
Would the bubbles in his glass
Understand what the man's golf cart is?
Do they know you can die frozen underneath an overpass?


My favorite Segal thing is how he's never filmed in a way that shows him below the chest.

Popputan

Mahou Shoujo brainrot syndrome. It's terminal.


Well, I mean... I see why.


izzjust.... hffmmm,,,,....... izzjust- yknow these guys the-th-they just dont know that to get.. muscle- you have to bulk up for it a-and I'm just in that bulk period....pure ignorance a-and frankly its like its bein' propagated by somethin'.... completely false claims..,,

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Understand where the homeless live?
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Would the bubbles in his glass
Understand what the man's golf cart is?
Do they know you can die frozen underneath an overpass?


My other favorite thing is his use of a bunch of different random accents, but like he seriously acts like he is from there. His "black man" voice is... something else.

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