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Wizard Master
Mar 25, 2008


Dante's Inferno was a 2010 PS3 game based upon the Divine Comedy; a third-person action adventure in which you travel through the nine circles of hell.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PcMS95fYZ30

What I found interesting was the unique level design - each circle of hell is characterized by its respective deadly sin, from the vulgar Gluttons to the phallic and sexual imagery of the Lust level, to the icy hellscape of Treachery. Ultimately though the game is rather dated now with it's repetitive Hack-and-Slash gameplay amusingly archaic now that Dead Souls and it's ilk have transformed the genre.

I'd like to see a modern large-budget adaption with improved gameplay and expanding/improving on the hellish level design. What is a game you would like to see developed without having to worry about technological limitations?

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Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003




i would like to see a pornographic version of Tetris

Xenocides
Jan 14, 2008

This world looks very scary....



Inexplicable Humblebrag posted:

i would like to see a pornographic version of Tetris

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FTVlqOlNO2E

Slam Pajamas
May 21, 2007
ALL TEXT TITLE ALL-STARS

Blue Mario Bros.

Xaintrailles
Aug 14, 2015

:hellyeah::histdowns:

Wizard Master post simulator.

Tree Bucket
Apr 1, 2016



non-creative answer: the best bits from all the Civilisation games mashed together.

Chumbawumba4ever97
Dec 31, 2000



A game where you could go anywhere in the world in the game, all real life. Like your childhood home, or the coliseum, or down some random street in Calcutta.

Zeluth
May 12, 2001



It has always been Night Rider. The evolution into Paper Boy /// wait

RepeatingMeme
Dec 27, 2012

Have u seen thos pig balls tho







The Curse of Monkey Island, unchanged and as-is

BIG TIT LIL NIP
Oct 5, 2005






a multiplayer game were everyone is my friend

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013
Probation
Can't post for 27 days!


Red Dead Redemption II but it's heavily golf-centric

argosaxelcaos
Apr 26, 2017


Half-life 3

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

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BIG TIT LIL NIP posted:

a multiplayer game were everyone is my friend

If you make a friend in the game, you make a friend in real life! :shittydog:

chaosbreather
Dec 9, 2001

Wry and wise,
but also very sexual.



oh that's easy. it's a video game where you can get a full education in any subject you're interested in in about eight hours, that has a login reward in a useless in game currency that can be cashed out by any player for a comfy salary, that gives you magical powers in real life if you're deemed worthy, and cures every disease any player has.

ilovebeersooomuch
May 23, 2014



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Sid Vicious
Jan 1, 1970




the video game that i dream of making is basically power rangers where you run a team of rangers, and you can get hired out to different cities to fight kaiju and stuff, and the playing is basically like EDF but you can summon your Zord and eventually Megazord etc, you would have to minimize collateral damage or pay out and risk shutting down your team etc, anyways make it happen folks

DeadFatDuckFat
Oct 29, 2012

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A max payne game with alpha protocol style story decisions

runnypoops
Mar 26, 2016

been there. done that. prove yourself to me.

New Vegas but the game sucks you off

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

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runnypoops posted:

New Vegas but the game sucks you off

You one of those robosexuals???

resting bort face
Jun 2, 2000



Wizard Master posted:

What I found interesting was the unique level design - each circle of hell is characterized by its respective deadly sin, from the vulgar Gluttons to the phallic and sexual imagery of the Lust level, to the icy hellscape of Treachery.

Have I got the game for you!

Randarkman
Jul 18, 2011




Honestly. I'd be pretty drat stoked if we end up getting non-compromised full campaigns for the other player characters in Pathologic 2.

WILDTURKEY101
Mar 7, 2005

Look to your left. Look to your right. Only one of you is going to pass this course.

Sid Vicious posted:

the video game that i dream of making is basically power rangers where you run a team of rangers, and you can get hired out to different cities to fight kaiju and stuff, and the playing is basically like EDF but you can summon your Zord and eventually Megazord etc, you would have to minimize collateral damage or pay out and risk shutting down your team etc, anyways make it happen folks

Into The Breach is close but I know that's not what you mean

hip check please
Jan 11, 2012



Sleeping Dogs 2

Darth Brooks
Jan 15, 2005

I do not wear this mask to protect me. I wear it to protect you from me.


A WWII shooter but one where you get more points for getting the enemy to surrender rather than killing them. Also, there are civilians and if you help them, they help you. If you start killing civilians then they turn hostile and help the other side or begin actively trying to kill you.

Multiplayer levels would be very large maps with teams being spawned as a whole in random locations some distance from the objective. No respawning so you would have to think about what you are doing, scout and be careful.

Darth Brooks fucked around with this message at 02:45 on Aug 1, 2021

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Havin' a roni


Transport Tycoon Deluxe 2.

Alucard
Mar 11, 2002


Pillbug

Beowulf but like a GTA game

Way better than some dumb thing about the circles of hell.

signalnoise
Mar 7, 2008


A game that plays like Skate except it's also a kind of beatemup where you are a bigass armored sumbitch who can keep moving through whatever like Juggernaut and instead of doing straight up attacks, you use the environment, your momentum, and your sweet moves to kill all the bad guys doing rad maneuvers and your goal is to kill all the bad guys in one fluid and sick as gently caress routine

Here is a concept in MS Paint

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013
Probation
Can't post for 27 days!


Mario Kart but the game comes with one of those car breathalyzer things you have to use before every race to prove you're sober

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

IN THE GRIM BARKNESS
OF THE FUTURE
THERE ARE ONLY DOGS



Nap Ghost

Three games:

-An MMORTS where you control a berserker probe that lands on a planet and starts converting the resources into robots. You'd start with a manufacturing core that would gradually branch out and take control of resource points. The resource points are unlimited but you need a lot of them. All resources have to be transported from the mine to the hub, which slowly expands over time to incorporate more factories and power plants and stuff. Supply chain security is a huge part of a game. The farther overland supplies have to travel, the more vulnerable the chain is to disruption.

Because it's an MMORTS, there's aspects of it designed to take place over multiple hours or even days. Big constructions like spaceships or nuclear missiles might take several days to complete.

After an initial micromanagement phase, the game can mostly run itself with the player stepping back to make big strategic decisions.

I'm envisioning huge epic space battles between established players who have the resources to send massive space fleets across space to attack each others' planets.

***
-A game that's basically like Cosmonautica but not loving lovely. I want a dollhouse view of a bunch of different spaceships and a button I can press to go to red alert whenever I want. All the crewmen would leap out of their bunks and scramble to their stations. Engineering components would be cutaways too so I could watch turbines spin and reactor energy crackle.

I'm picturing the graphics as sort of stylized and colorful like Evil Genius.

There'd be military spaceships that take damage in battles and you'd watch a hole get punched in the ship that you'd have to seal off and repair. Random events would threaten or reward your crew. There'd also be merchant spaceships full of cargo if you wanted to play spreadsheets and luxurious passenger liners where you'd get to watch all the passengers hang out in their rooms and play on the Leto deck.

***
-A city builder where you get to shape the ideology of the city and watch the city grow and change accordingly. Sort of like Sim City Societies but more hands off and also not lovely.

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

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The Funbag Fantasy Collection - Holodeck Edition

Fantastic Foreskin
Jan 6, 2013

A golden helix streaked skyward from the Helvault. A thunderous explosion shattered the silver monolith and Avacyn emerged, free from her prison at last.



Black and White but in VR.

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

IN THE GRIM BARKNESS
OF THE FUTURE
THERE ARE ONLY DOGS



Nap Ghost

-An action/adventure game where the hero is a girl with a huge donger. The game is not pornographic and the hero doesn't even have to be all that sexualized. In all other respects it's a regular game except the hero is a girl with a really big wang and you know she's got one.

Maybe there's romance options like Mass Effect and your partner would comment on what a really tremendous schlong your character has, but you wouldn't have to see it bare on screen.

Not Cyberpunk 2077 I mean a good game.

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

IN THE GRIM BARKNESS
OF THE FUTURE
THERE ARE ONLY DOGS



Nap Ghost

-A game like Mass Effect but with more diplomatic missions and almost no fighting missions. Basically I want a walking simulator where I chill on a spaceship and meet new people.

Noblesse Obliged
Apr 7, 2012



Lawn mower simulator

staberind
Feb 20, 2008

Klomping endlessly thru the gray void...




Fun Shoe

Eating grass and smiling about it for Great Leader Simulator

But more seriously, Final Fantasy Tactics 2.

Applewhite posted:

Three games:

-An MMORTS where you control a berserker probe that lands on a planet and starts converting the resources into robots. ~

My Man, have you tried Factorio?

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

GANG TAG
GANG TAG
GANG TAG
GANG TAG
GANG TAG


Ultra Carp

Anyone not answering with holodeck pornography is lying, either to us or to themselves

So, continue to post your second choices, I guess, since that's more interesting anyway



Frankly I just want literally every character to be in smash

dee eight
Dec 18, 2002

The Spirit
of Maynard

:catdrugs:


Chumbawumba4ever97 posted:

A game where you could go anywhere in the world in the game, all real life. Like your childhood home, or the coliseum, or down some random street in Calcutta.

forza fallout mashed together with google maps street view

Outpost22
Oct 11, 2012


Quest for Glory (aka Hero's Quest) but more modern and with more locations expanding on the Swiss Alps, Arabian, Africa, and Transylvania settings

Mac and Cheese
Oct 29, 2010

>> your wife is now in limbo for eternity >>

can't wait for technology to catch up with peter molyneux's lies so i can finally digitally molest that xbox kinect 'milo' boy

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Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

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Mac and Cheese posted:

can't wait for technology to catch up with peter molyneux's lies so i can finally digitally molest that xbox kinect 'milo' boy

You know I'm pretty much always nice to lurkers and encourage them to post more.


However

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