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Literally A Person
May 17, 2017


I am confused and disoriented,
but now I have :10bux: and this wonderful avatar


YOU knwo you;re a realy loving pice of work you mother fucker. Everyone things you're SOOOOOOO loving GREAT nbut you're soOOOOOOO loving not. loving achy brealy heart bullshit. NO DWIGHT I DON"T CARE IF YOU DIDN'T WRITE THAT loving SING YOU PIECE OF poo poo. Fuckin big MAN in a COWBOY hat, SWIGHT?? loving real cool guy bootscootin' Boogy motherfucker. NO gently caress YOU DWIGHT I"VE BEEN WAITING TO SAY THIS FOR A LONG TIME FUCKKER. I just think everything you do ISD FAKE AS gently caress. You'r the BIGGEST loving POSER I HAVE EVER SEEN DWIGHT/ YOU GONNA RIDE AFUCING HORESE, DWIGHT??? HUH??? loving DO IT YOU loving WIENER. OF COURSE OU WON"T BECAUES YOU'RE A FYCKOMG LIAR DWIGHT, gently caress YOU>

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Junk
Dec 20, 2003

Listen to reason, man. Why make your job difficult?

:firstpost:

Poohs Packin
Jan 13, 2019



Dwight's alright

Literally A Person
May 17, 2017


I am confused and disoriented,
but now I have :10bux: and this wonderful avatar


Poohs Packin posted:

Dwight's alright

NO gently caress HIME HE:S loving ASSHOWL

Ratmtattat
Mar 10, 2004
the hairdryer



Dwight Yoakam? Might choke 'em!

BIG TIT LIL NIP
Oct 5, 2005






Literally A Person posted:

NO gently caress HIME HE:S loving ASSHOWL

i call my farts asshowls

Poohs Packin
Jan 13, 2019



Dwight I woukld hapoily walk the sreetd of bakkrsfield wirh yoù anda guitar

Fartington Butts
Jan 21, 2007



More like the Yoaker

Literally A Person
May 17, 2017


I am confused and disoriented,
but now I have :10bux: and this wonderful avatar


Fartington Butts posted:

More like the Yoaker

Feeling a Super Soaker/Dwight Yoakam crossover brewing here

PM me if you want to be a millionaire.

Poohs Packin
Jan 13, 2019



I don't know enough about country but was DY doing a "retro" thing in the 80s? Or was that just where country was?

Like he sounds super twangy compared to the pop country of today, but how was he perceived on debut?

Literally A Person
May 17, 2017


I am confused and disoriented,
but now I have :10bux: and this wonderful avatar


Poohs Packin posted:

I don't know enough about country but was DY doing a "retro" thing in the 80s? Or was that just where country was?

Like he sounds super twangy compared to the pop country of today, but how was he perceived on debut?

I percieved hjim as a gently caress FACE

Junk
Dec 20, 2003

Listen to reason, man. Why make your job difficult?

his teeth are kinda hosed lookin

Literally A Person
May 17, 2017


I am confused and disoriented,
but now I have :10bux: and this wonderful avatar


Junk posted:

his teeth are kinda hosed lookin

AAAAAAAAAAAH SNAP, DWIGT YOUR GRILL IS hosed UP AS poo poo MOTHERFUCKER

donkey salami
Jun 28, 2008

donkey? donkey?


He always wears a hat cause he got rear end hair

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015



Some people complain on the internet, some people get a pair of gator skin boots. :shrug:

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

Gotta nuke something


rain dogs
Apr 19, 2020



more like white yokel cum amirite

Twitch
Apr 15, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 5 days!


I know absolutely nothing about Dwight Yoakam except that I watched the Crank movies over and over when I was like 26. So my opinion is that he's awesome, if problematic.

Songbearer
Jul 12, 2007




Fuck you say?


The kids are alDwight

Mega64
May 23, 2008



I’d ask him when was the last time he bathed.

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

Gotta nuke something


He was pretty good at being a redneck rear end in a top hat in Sling Blade.

Pimpcasso
Mar 13, 2002
MY PRONOUNS ARE SHIT/HEAD


Dwight owns you idiot moron op

Dumb Sex-Parrot
Dec 24, 2020


I'll make degrading remarks about his teeth and make vague assertations to his horse grandfather.

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

The human face is, after all, nothing more nor less than a mask.


I don't know who Dwight Yokam is

and I know everyone.

Brother Tadger
Feb 15, 2012

I'm accidentally a suicide bomber!


I really like those sequined jackets, but we can’t survive with those suspicious minds

istewart
Apr 13, 2005

Still contemplating why I didn't register here under a clever pseudonym

Greetings kind sir, greatly enjoyed your cameo as the prison warden in Logan Lucky. Love it when you pop up in little roles like that. Also, might you spare a moment to sign my hat? I got it from the customer service counter at my local Chili’s. Limited edition, you see.

Poohs Packin posted:

I don't know enough about country but was DY doing a "retro" thing in the 80s? Or was that just where country was?

Like he sounds super twangy compared to the pop country of today, but how was he perceived on debut?

His whole deal is that he leans heavily into the “Bakersfield sound” that was pioneered in central California by guys like Buck Owens (hence the duet “Streets of Bakersfield”). And he’s also arguably got crossover influence from popular Mexican musical styles too. So yeah, it was kind of a retro/offbeat thing when he got started, and he’s pretty much been doing his own thing ever since. My grandma totally loved him and refused to listen to any contemporary country, if that tells you anything.

Lord Decimus Barnacle
Jun 25, 2005




Hell Gem


Dear god he’s aged since the office

hellotoothpaste
Dec 21, 2006

I dare you to call it a perm again..



DarkSoulsTantrum
Apr 6, 2011

this kills the crab

Sure, they're visually impressive, but a lot of posters find large avatars physically uncomfortable. Furthermore, the owners of large avatars often rely on their size alone and don't bother to develop more refined posting techniques.






donkey salami posted:

He always wears a hat cause he’s bald

Vampire Panties
Apr 18, 2001

Congratulations on not getting fit on Sunday, dumbass!



Nap Ghost

HEY YOU DONT KNOW ME BUT YOU DONT LIKE ME



YOU SAY YOU CARE LESS HOW I FEEL



HOW MANY OF YOU THAT SIT AND JUDGE ME



EVER WALKED THE STREETS OF BAKERSFIELD?






(https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mB7oUI32E1Y)

Ole Dwight's best song is a cover

Darth Brooks
Jan 15, 2005

I do not wear this mask to protect me. I wear it to protect you from me.


istewart posted:

Greetings kind sir, greatly enjoyed your cameo as the prison warden in Logan Lucky. Love it when you pop up in little roles like that. Also, might you spare a moment to sign my hat? I got it from the customer service counter at my local Chili’s. Limited edition, you see.

His whole deal is that he leans heavily into the “Bakersfield sound” that was pioneered in central California by guys like Buck Owens (hence the duet “Streets of Bakersfield”). And he’s also arguably got crossover influence from popular Mexican musical styles too. So yeah, it was kind of a retro/offbeat thing when he got started, and he’s pretty much been doing his own thing ever since. My grandma totally loved him and refused to listen to any contemporary country, if that tells you anything.

Listen to your grannie. Contemporary Country sucks. Old country is awesome.

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007



i dont listen to jazz so i have no idea who this person is

You Are A Elf
Apr 26, 2010

Black Gold!


Hey, lishen here, uh, Dwayne. Lishen, look at me. Lishen… dat movie with Harrishun Ford and de udder kid where Indiana Jonesh shells real eshtate to dat rapper Mister Pee and de udder kid shcrews around with yoga whosh fadder you killed… dat role wush *sloppy chef’s kiss* perfecshun, okay. Perfecshun.

I fuckin’ love you, Dwayne :qq:

MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003



he was funny as poo poo in Crank 2

I also watched a movie called Bandidas whose main purpose seemed to be to allow Salma Hayek and Penelope Cruz to make out with and grope each other and Steve Zahn, but Dwight Yoakam chewed scenery as the bad guy in a ridiculous stringy black wig

SilvergunSuperman
Aug 6, 2010



Remember when people were allowed to be a celebrity and have teeth like that?

Blurry Gray Thing
Jun 3, 2009


"Buddy." I lean in very, very close. Dwight pulls back. He can't help it. My breath's so thick it makes him think of kerosene more than alcohol. There's a tiny, insistent voice in his mind screaming 'fire hazard!'

"Buddy," I start again. I forgot that I already said that. "Buddy, I've got no idea who you are."

hellotoothpaste
Dec 21, 2006

I dare you to call it a perm again..



Me: “Hey you!”
Dright Yoakim: “Who me?”
Me: 🖕🖕

Robin Williams
Aug 11, 2018

by Fluffdaddy



Gregg Turkington looking like poo poo as usual.

Grumblepuff
Dec 29, 2018

You think you taught me a lesson, babe
Betcha think you "got through to me"
No one gets through here anymore
Right


Is this... the guy who was catching all those pokemon on that yugioh show?... gently caress HIM. LEt andimals be free, dude.

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Blurry Gray Thing
Jun 3, 2009


Grumblepuff posted:

Is this... the guy who was catching all those pokemon on that yugioh show?... gently caress HIM. LEt andimals be free, dude.

Why can't he free all the Yoakamon, huh? Huh!? Don't try and fuckin' tell me they're happier with him than they would be being free. There's no way he's got enough time to give all of them the care and attention they need.

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