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Best Sassy Witch
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Magilou 33 28.45%
Oddium 9 7.76%
All of them 15 12.93%
All of them (except the problematic ones) 30 25.86%
metis, whose birthday is this month 12 10.34%
Metis cannot stop editing polls 17 14.66%
Total: 116 votes
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Khanstant
Apr 5, 2007
Pacman porno warning for the cloaca prude police

https://retrobitch.wordpress.com/2021/07/30/hot-for-pac-man-oui-magazine-1982/

quote:

* Lots of “Split-Screen” Talk: Ah, this was cool to read. According to Oui, some split-screens, only achieved when the player finishes the game, were achieved by women. Yes, and contrary to what has been published as “fact” for over 25-years, by early 1981, and only after a mere 6 months after the US release of Pac-Man, the “split-screen” had been reached numerous times, and by numerous people. So, the guy from that old 80s scoreboard, you know, the one who has made a carnival career out of pretending he was the first to achieve every milepost possible on Pac-Man? Yeah, you know, the guy who attempts to sue anyone who says he didn’t? Yeah…him. Well, here’s more evidence that supports that people dominated Pac-Man long before he and his life-long buddy re-started a long defunct gaming scoreboard clearing house in 1997 just so he could say he did.

Love a good drive-by shot at BM

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Infinitum
Jul 30, 2004


Why are you slandering the good name of Garrett Bobby Ferguson?

I said come in!
Jun 22, 2004

Infinitum posted:

Why are you slandering the good name of Garrett Bobby Ferguson?



I love the lawsuit for this, the judge pretty much intentionally ignores any sort of nuance and context in order to just gently caress with Billy Mitchell and throw his lawsuit out.

Zaphod42
Sep 13, 2012

If there's anything more important than my ego around, I want it caught and shot now.

FirstAidKite posted:

The talk about witches just reminds me about how when my fiancee was in high school, the school put on a production of The Wiz except there weren't any black people involved so it was an all white production of The Wiz

Oh sweet jesus

CharlieFoxtrot
Mar 27, 2007

organize digital employees



Infinitum posted:

Why are you slandering the good name of Garrett Bobby Ferguson?



oh wow this episode is 10 years old eh

Bad Video Games
Sep 17, 2017


It's my twelfth wedding anniversary and I'm eating enchiladas. Have a good day everyone.

DLC Inc
Jun 1, 2011

it's apparently Golden Sun day, wherein millions of fans can come together and fool themselves into thinking it was a good game

Infinitum
Jul 30, 2004


:mods:

CharlieFoxtrot
Mar 27, 2007

organize digital employees



I don't know why today is Spider Man Day but ok

https://twitter.com/VGArtAndTidbits/status/1421902941020168195

JollyBoyJohn
Feb 13, 2019

For Real!
i got stoned for the first time in a month last night and its kinda wasted my Sunday, I've been in a hazy daze all day long and haven't really been able to focus on anything or really do anything except watch animal videos on youtube and the occasional twitch live stream

its nearly 8pm and its finally worn off enough that I feel I can squeeze in some Yakuza 6 before bed

cheetah7071
Oct 20, 2010

honk honk
College Slice
The problems with golden sun are vastly overstated these days

Zaphod42
Sep 13, 2012

If there's anything more important than my ego around, I want it caught and shot now.

JollyBoyJohn posted:

i got stoned for the first time in a month last night and its kinda wasted my Sunday, I've been in a hazy daze all day long and haven't really been able to focus on anything or really do anything except watch animal videos on youtube and the occasional twitch live stream

its nearly 8pm and its finally worn off enough that I feel I can squeeze in some Yakuza 6 before bed

Isn't that what Sundays are for?

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


Gravy Boat 2k
People can cite all the issues with Golden Sun all they want, but at the end of the day the games gave you a spell that summoned a giant sword to drop on people.


Ergo, it is good.

JollyBoyJohn
Feb 13, 2019

For Real!

Zaphod42 posted:

Isn't that what Sundays are for?

Sunday is definitely the day for being a helpful Kiryu

Infinitum
Jul 30, 2004


JollyBoyJohn posted:

Sunday is definitely the day for being a helpful Kiryu

oddium
Feb 21, 2006

end of the 4.5 tatami age


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IwnoW6g-wtA

Bad Video Games
Sep 17, 2017


I had Spider Man on Gameboy. It fucks.

Infinitum
Jul 30, 2004


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ngORPZj4wwY

cheetah7071
Oct 20, 2010

honk honk
College Slice
Basically the only thing wrong with golden sun is that the moment to moment writing is kind of tedious and repetitive. And yeah that's a big issue! But it also has a lot going for it and saying it's a terrible game top to bottom that people only liked because they were kids is way too far imo

Khanstant
Apr 5, 2007
golden sun is too small. cant see on a screen that small, bad game sorry, try bigger next time

Booky
Feb 21, 2013

Chill Bug


im pressing F for golden sun since dork dumb

i did like TLA when i was young tho!!

Looper
Mar 1, 2012

Khanstant posted:

golden sun is too small. cant see on a screen that small, bad game sorry, try bigger next time

gotta get the gamecube gameboy player!

Help Im Alive
Nov 8, 2009

The only thing I know about golden sun is people want one of the guys in smash so I have no choice but to stand against it until phoenix wright and kiryu make it in

Khanstant
Apr 5, 2007

Looper posted:

gotta get the gamecube gameboy player!

my mom was always hogging that to play pokemon >:o

Jay Rust
Sep 27, 2011

Anime swordfighter, but this one has spiky golden hair

Khanstant
Apr 5, 2007
but tell me, how much clothes are they wearing and can we half some of them?

cheetah7071
Oct 20, 2010

honk honk
College Slice
Didn't Isaac make it in as an assist trophy

That's already an astonishing amount of support for it considering how thoroughly dead the series is

Looper
Mar 1, 2012

Jay Rust posted:

Anime swordfighter, but this one has spiky golden hair

real golden sun heads want the werewolf monk

Jay Rust
Sep 27, 2011

They put in the three houses silent protagonist instead of any of the actually cool characters from that game

cheetah7071
Oct 20, 2010

honk honk
College Slice

Looper posted:

real golden sun heads want the werewolf monk

Yeah dark dawn is chock full of issues but it also has Sveta so who can say if it's good or bad

Khanstant
Apr 5, 2007

cheetah7071 posted:

Didn't Isaac make it in as an assist trophy

That's already an astonishing amount of support for it considering how thoroughly dead the series is

It's kind of annoying when they make these deep cuts but not once will they give Link his signature pink hair?!

FirstAidKite
Nov 8, 2009
We're never getting mike jones in smash bros :(

Dewgy
Nov 10, 2005

~🚚special delivery~📦

cheetah7071 posted:

Basically the only thing wrong with golden sun is that the moment to moment writing is kind of tedious and repetitive. And yeah that's a big issue! But it also has a lot going for it and saying it's a terrible game top to bottom that people only liked because they were kids is way too far imo

I like Golden Sun a decent amount but “dead enemies are still valid targets for queued actions” was a gameplay concept that rightly died fifteen years before it came out.

JollyBoyJohn
Feb 13, 2019

For Real!
Is it wrong that playing Yakuza has my finger constantly hovering over the F12 button ready for a humorous or wise caption to pop up

Venuz Patrol
Mar 27, 2011

DLC Inc posted:

it's apparently Golden Sun day, wherein millions of fans can come together and fool themselves into thinking it was a good game

It's.

Bad Video Games
Sep 17, 2017



It is.

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


Gravy Boat 2k
I liked the gaddang game gad dang it.



Dang.

Mix.
Jan 24, 2021

Huh? What?


paying my sassy witch tax to be able to post in the thread



best character in the franchise

ONE YEAR LATER
Apr 13, 2004

Fry old buddy, it's me, Bender!
Oven Wrangler
Sassy witch talk should have been saved for October, but I appreciate a pointy hat any month of the year tbh

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Looper
Mar 1, 2012
October is post your favorite skeleton month

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