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Comfy Fleece Sweater
Apr 2, 2013

You see, but you do not observe.



I've lost count, but making some quick calculations, for me it's around... 7 billion

How about you, sexy goons?

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Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

What is Dungeons and Dragons?


I've hosed the one person that matters most: OP's dad

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

What is Dungeons and Dragons?


OP's mom watched from a chair in the corner of the room, smoking a cuban cigar and holding a large survival knife

Icochet
Mar 18, 2008

I have a very small TV. Don't make fun of it! Please don't shame it like that~


Grimey Drawer

-3

Xenocides
Jan 14, 2008

This world looks very scary....



Does fingerbanging count? Because Gutfeld’s dad and I have a history.

Justin Godscock
Oct 12, 2004

Listen here, funnyman!

Soiled Meat

Comfy Fleece Sweater posted:

I've lost count, but making some quick calculations, for me it's around... 7 billion

How about you, sexy goons?

OP, we're not talking about your mom.

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

The human face is, after all, nothing more nor less than a mask.


^^^ great minds

Only your mother

I am your dad

I hope you used protection kiddo

William Henry Hairytaint
Oct 29, 2011



I'll never know the tender touch of a woman but I've gotten comfortable with that

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Havin' a roni


I've banged into a lot of people OP. I never look where I'm going.

Comfy Fleece Sweater
Apr 2, 2013

You see, but you do not observe.



William Henry Hairytaint posted:

I'll never know the tender touch of a woman but I've gotten comfortable with that

plenty of dudes around, William :wiggle:

syntaxfunction
Oct 27, 2010


I'm blind and deaf and I keep banging into everyone and everything. Please help me the corners are so painful.

Apollodorus
Feb 13, 2010

TEST YOUR MIGHT
:patriot:


10, one for each finger. Easy to remember that way.

Sentinel
Jan 1, 2009

High Tech
Low Life




Who What Now posted:

OP's mom watched from a chair in the corner of the room, smoking a cuban cigar and holding a large survival knife

I'm OP's brother who was jerking it in the closet at the time.
Can confirm.

hbag
Feb 13, 2021


i stretched my cock out and put it in my own butthole does that count OP

DarkSoulsTantrum
Apr 6, 2011

this kills the crab

Sure, they're visually impressive, but a lot of posters find large avatars physically uncomfortable. Furthermore, the owners of large avatars often rely on their size alone and don't bother to develop more refined posting techniques.






So like just today, or…?

Sophy Wackles
Dec 17, 2000

> access main security grid
access: PERMISSION DENIED.







I own 12 anime body pillows OP.

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

GANG TAG
GANG TAG
GANG TAG
GANG TAG
GANG TAG


Ultra Carp

i

Comfy Fleece Sweater
Apr 2, 2013

You see, but you do not observe.



hbag posted:

i stretched my cock out and put it in my own butthole does that count OP

I checked the rules, it does NOT

sorry :nomates:

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

SUCK A MALE CAMEL'S DICK WITH MIRACLE WHIP!!


hbag posted:

i stretched my cock out and put it in my own butthole does that count OP

As an authority on sodomy, it counts as two actually.
You getting hosed, and also loving at the same time. So at least two notches on your bed post.

Me personally, I'm a virgin. In spite of my expertise in sodomy.

Knormal
Nov 11, 2001



I've had sex. I've definitely had a lot of sex. Why, what have you heard? Who have you talked to?

Comfy Fleece Sweater
Apr 2, 2013

You see, but you do not observe.



Knormal posted:

I've had sex. I've definitely had a lot of sex. Why, what have you heard? Who have you talked to?

this guy FUCKS, I can tell

rap music
Mar 11, 2006



Lol I don’t even remember cuz of all the sex I’ve done

Barudak
May 7, 2007



Not enough to write a lurid tell all book, but enough to convincingly make up a tell all book nobody fact checks

Vampire Panties
Apr 18, 2001

Congratulations on not getting fit on Sunday, dumbass!



Nap Ghost

I have came in more women's mouths than you've fancied a wank about

hotter too

Bogus Adventure
Jan 11, 2017

More like "Bulges Adventure"


countdown until bust rodd enters this thread...

SilvergunSuperman
Aug 6, 2010



Personally I feel like missing multiple sure things due to extreme dunderheadedness should count towards the total.

Comfy Fleece Sweater
Apr 2, 2013

You see, but you do not observe.



Vampire Panties posted:

I have came in more women's mouths than you've fancied a wank about

hotter too

Hmmmm, sounds like you're lying, guvnor

Literally A Person
May 17, 2017


I am confused and disoriented,
but now I have :10bux: and this wonderful avatar


I have mated, OP.

Literally A Person
May 17, 2017


I am confused and disoriented,
but now I have :10bux: and this wonderful avatar


The copulation was succesful.

Literally A Person
May 17, 2017


I am confused and disoriented,
but now I have :10bux: and this wonderful avatar


Now a new plague will be unleashed on the world.

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon

The proper past tense is "bung"

Literally A Person
May 17, 2017


I am confused and disoriented,
but now I have :10bux: and this wonderful avatar


Colonel Cancer posted:

The proper past tense is "bung"

I bung Mariah CArey.


Like that??

Gomez Chamberlain
Mar 22, 2005

Subakh ul kuhar!


I bung your dad op

He won’t call me now

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon

Literally A Person posted:

I bung Mariah CArey.


Like that??

Yes.

BIG TIT LIL NIP
Oct 5, 2005






i have left no butt unfucked

RepeatingMeme
Dec 27, 2012

Have u seen thos pig balls tho







umm sex is sinful an shameful OP? this thred is discusting

MakaVillian
Aug 15, 2003

Well, in Whoville they say - that his tiny hands grew three sizes that day.


Well I mean you obviously OP, so by the transitive property almost 7 billion people :smug:

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007



are we talking number of people or number of pounds

ive slayed more blobs than the dude from dragon quest

Cubone
May 26, 2011

Because it never leaves its bedroom, no one has ever seen this poster's real face.

people? 7

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Kill All Cops
Apr 11, 2007

Pacheco de Chocobo





Hell Gem

too many to count :wiggle:

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