There are too many swimming medals

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Presto: Nov 22, 2002; Keep calm and Harry on.

Here's what to do. Get rid of the breaststroke and butterfly events, because no one cares how good you are at swimming inefficiently. Maaaaybe keep the backstroke. Cut the distances down to like 100, 400, 1500. Done.

This is what will happen when my regime comes to power.

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Presto: Nov 22, 2002; Keep calm and Harry on.

Rarity posted:

Triathlon but at the start of the competition they put all the sports in a tumbler and pick out the three events at random

And for the equestrian events, that includes the possibility of being the horse.

# ¿ Aug 2, 2021 23:40

Presto: Nov 22, 2002; Keep calm and Harry on.

Kilomile posted:

olympicsathon - where competitors have to do every single event

I'm down. I'd like to see those human barrels from the shotput competition do synchronized diving.

# ¿ Aug 4, 2021 17:24

Presto: Nov 22, 2002; Keep calm and Harry on.

Rarity posted:

Come for my gymnastics events and I will cut you

Once my regime is done with cleaning up the swimming medals I'm getting rid of all subjective sports. :colbert:

# ¿ Aug 4, 2021 20:57

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