NFL Training Camp August N/V: McCorkle Reigns

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Mega64: May 23, 2008; I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.

a neat cape posted:

https://twitter.com/JeffMillerLAT/status/1422250822788796417?s=19

Meanwhile both the kickers the Titans were trying out sucked so bad they waived one and claimed Sam Ficken from the Jets instead.

Weird day that I�m jealous of the Chargers� kicking situation.

e: And a friendly reminder that the only reason the Titans are in this mess is because they rushed Succop back from injury and then cut him when he understandably sucked, after which he went on to, which team was it� Oh yeah, the Tampa Bay Buccaneers.

# ¿ Aug 2, 2021 21:26

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# ¿ Apr 26, 2024 19:47

Mega64: May 23, 2008; I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.

fartknocker posted:

It�s always worth noting that Coughlin massively toned all that poo poo down while also softening his approach a bit (From full all the time to just some of the time) in 2007 and basically every player on the team said it made a big difference in how that season played out.

Yeah, and he only won two Super Bowls!

Meanwhile Belicheck won six Super Bowls solely by being an rear end in a top hat! And by good coaching, having solid teams, having Tom Brady as QB, not actually being that gruff an rear end in a top hat to his players, and some cheating, but it was totally 90% being a dick that won those Super Bowls

If anything, Joe Judge losing the team means he�s not being a big enough dick. That�s not how you establish The Patriot Way!

# ¿ Aug 3, 2021 17:57

Mega64: May 23, 2008; I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.

Hot Diggity! posted:

Vikings having a rough one

I can�t believe the only thing standing in the way of Rodgers winning another division is Andy Dalton.

# ¿ Aug 3, 2021 18:11

Mega64: May 23, 2008; I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.

I�m pretty sure Vrabel�s won as many playoff games as HC as the entire Belicheck coaching tree combined at this point.

# ¿ Aug 3, 2021 18:14

Mega64: May 23, 2008; I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.

The best sacks are sack lunches, like the kind Kelvin Benjamin stole from the Giants cafeteria.

# ¿ Aug 4, 2021 22:12

Mega64: May 23, 2008; I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.

Look at it this way: Would you rather sack Pat Mahomes on second down or third down?

# ¿ Aug 4, 2021 22:22

Mega64: May 23, 2008; I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.

What if these drills cost Tebow a roster spot?

# ¿ Aug 5, 2021 16:24

Mega64: May 23, 2008; I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.

Maybe the plexiglass could protect him from choking in games too.

# ¿ Aug 5, 2021 19:32

Mega64: May 23, 2008; I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.

Ravens should wait until after this season to lock Lamar up in case he gets injured or dies from COVID or constipation or whatever.

# ¿ Aug 6, 2021 19:51

Mega64: May 23, 2008; I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.

Trying out Eason or Ellington is going to be an improvement over Wentz, even if they both bomb.

# ¿ Aug 6, 2021 20:02

Mega64: May 23, 2008; I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.

Trade Drew Lock for Tim Tebow straight-up, who says no

# ¿ Aug 6, 2021 20:31

Mega64: May 23, 2008; I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.

Bold prediction: Josh Allen will be the highest-paid QB of that draft (Baker will be mediocre and get a less-impressive extension, Jackson will either get a major injury this season or get hosed from COVID, lol Darnold and Rosen).

# ¿ Aug 6, 2021 20:59

Mega64: May 23, 2008; I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.

Tim Tebow has as many playoff wins as Kirk Cousins.

R.D. Mangles posted:

Every single bears offensive lineman is injured oops

Luckily Andy is used to not having an O Line.

# ¿ Aug 6, 2021 21:10

Mega64: May 23, 2008; I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.

Chris James 2 posted:

https://twitter.com/ArifHasanNFL/status/1423728182025461763

I mean I posted a pretty harsh own here but I didn�t expect it to be that harsh.

Ehud posted:

More bad camp news.

https://twitter.com/MySportsUpdate/status/1423740923326963712?s=20

https://twitter.com/MySportsUpdate/status/1423741098212659200?s=20

Hope it�s nothing serious, Jefferson owns and I hope he gets to really shine once he gets a real QB throwing to him.

# ¿ Aug 6, 2021 21:30

Mega64: May 23, 2008; I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.

Cavauro posted:

fumblepoopski

# ¿ Aug 8, 2021 11:26

Mega64: May 23, 2008; I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.

So another normal Bengals season

# ¿ Aug 8, 2021 16:39

Mega64: May 23, 2008; I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.

Taunting owns.

# ¿ Aug 10, 2021 19:10

Mega64: May 23, 2008; I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.

Yet he still can�t have �Dr.� on his jersey.

# ¿ Aug 11, 2021 01:16

Mega64: May 23, 2008; I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.

Don't call it a setback.
They've been poo poo for years.

# ¿ Aug 12, 2021 12:15

Mega64: May 23, 2008; I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.

seiferguy posted:

https://twitter.com/JPFinlayNBCS/status/1425816075631874066?s=19

HOW BOUT THEM BOYS

I like how Minnesota and Michigan have given up all hope.

# ¿ Aug 12, 2021 21:11

Mega64: May 23, 2008; I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.

Kalli posted:

Huh, good question, which NYG entry is the Jets? 24th or 28th? Either way I don't know why either team would be above the Falcons, Raiders or Panthers

Unlike those teams, the Giants actually have a shot to win their division.

# ¿ Aug 13, 2021 00:45

Mega64: May 23, 2008; I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.

The only thing I remember about Dion Lewis from his Titans stint.

# ¿ Aug 13, 2021 19:42

Mega64: May 23, 2008; I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.

The best quarterback is the most entertaining quarterback. That�s why the best quarterbacks are Mahomes, Jackson, and Fitzpatrick.

# ¿ Aug 14, 2021 01:18

Mega64: May 23, 2008; I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.

Shimrra Jamaane posted:

In terms of entertainment factor I don�t think anyone can ever match Jameis� 30/30 season.

The ending of that season was perfect. Hitting overtime against the Falcons for a meaningless game for second place in the division, still at a cool 29 picks, then his first pass of overtime, his final pass as a Buccaneer, like his first NFL pass, was a pick six.

# ¿ Aug 14, 2021 01:41

Mega64: May 23, 2008; I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.

Paperback Writer posted:

https://twitter.com/49ersfangirl/status/1426761303620608011?s=21
Rosen looks a defeated man

Can you blame him?

Baker set all sorts of rookie QB records, at least until Herbert broke them all, and helped win the Browns their first playoff game in decades, and against the loving Steelers no less.

Josh Allen is one of the hottest QB�s right now and got the Bills to the loving AFCCG after finally taking the AFC East away from the Patriots.

Lamar Jackson won the MVP in his second year and is an instrumental part of one of the hottest offenses in the league, plus he also just won a playoff game himself.

Darnold got to first base and no longer has to play on the Jets, plus he�s still a starter.

# ¿ Aug 15, 2021 12:24

Mega64: May 23, 2008; I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.

Preventing injuries by banning the peace sign, the NFL does the best things for its players.

# ¿ Aug 16, 2021 00:07

Mega64: May 23, 2008; I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.

Shimrra Jamaane posted:

The Jags are gonna be so demoralized by the team cutting Tebow that I won�t be surprised if they refuse to play.

I mean, they haven't really played in the past several years.

# ¿ Aug 17, 2021 19:37

Mega64: May 23, 2008; I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.

If I had to choose between my team having Jamal Adams and my team not having Jamal Adams, I�d prefer having Jamal Adams.

# ¿ Aug 17, 2021 21:44

Mega64: May 23, 2008; I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.

Guy has one bad season and he�s basically a practice squad body at best.

Meanwhile Darnold has three bad seasons and still has a starting job.

# ¿ Aug 17, 2021 21:53

Mega64: May 23, 2008; I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.

blarzgh posted:

2010: Sam Bradford, Tim Tebow

Edit: Could fairly say, they "worked out"
An argument they "worked out"

Tim Tebow won more playoff games than Sam Bradford and has been relevant more recently in the NFL.

e: Looking at it, Sam Bradford has never had a winning season as a starter (unless you count his 2-0 record with the Vikings before getting injured) while Tebow went 7-4 in 2011.

Mega64 fucked around with this message at 22:43 on Aug 17, 2021

# ¿ Aug 17, 2021 22:41

Mega64: May 23, 2008; I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.

Ehud posted:

God what a dork

https://twitter.com/MySportsUpdate/status/1427763282060857344?s=20

Nobody wants to see a Giants game either, Mara should get fined for showing such disgusting filth on national TV.

# ¿ Aug 17, 2021 23:58

Mega64: May 23, 2008; I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.

Is there some significance for Redhogs I�m unaware of, because in a vacuum that name kinda owns.

# ¿ Aug 18, 2021 17:10

Mega64: May 23, 2008; I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.

AndrewP posted:

John Mara is an incredible bitch

two of my favorite moments from the playoffs last year were the Winfield peace sign and the Ravens stomping on the Titans logo after the INT, because they were both the conclusion of some beef that had started months ago. why would you want to discourage that

I will never forgive the Ravens for their utter disrespect toward the flaming thumbtack.

Even as a Titan fan, that poo poo owned considering how it all built up from the regular season game and the poo poo that went down when Butler stomped on the Ravens logo. And as pretty much everyone else probably agrees, the Winfield taunt was probably the most iconic moment of that Super Bowl.

gently caress these whiny geezers too shook to watch football. Taunting owns.

# ¿ Aug 18, 2021 23:38

Mega64: May 23, 2008; I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.

I hope Flores succeeds just because he has some crazy loving plays sometimes.

# ¿ Aug 19, 2021 01:02

Mega64: May 23, 2008; I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.

Gotta love no one giving a poo poo about brawls in joint practices, but taunting is unacceptable.

Someone please punch Mara in the face.

# ¿ Aug 19, 2021 20:43

Mega64: May 23, 2008; I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.

Is Saleh the injury curse?

# ¿ Aug 19, 2021 22:15

Mega64: May 23, 2008; I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.

Kyle did alright, not many coaches get the opportunity to choke away a lead in two Super Bowls!

# ¿ Aug 20, 2021 16:18

Mega64: May 23, 2008; I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.

Shimrra Jamaane posted:

Offense. Defense had the excuse of at least being gassed. They also got a pick 6 so that�s part of that 28.

That�s the thing, this was an all-time top ten scoring offense, and they only put up 21 points. Granted, against a solid defense and against a mastermind of a coach, but still.

If Atlanta actually won, the pick six would�ve been the iconic moment of that Super Bowl instead of, well, everything after 28-3.

# ¿ Aug 20, 2021 19:22

Mega64: May 23, 2008; I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.

Depends which team you count Cole Beasley under.

# ¿ Aug 20, 2021 20:43

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# ¿ Apr 26, 2024 19:47

Mega64: May 23, 2008; I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.

fartknocker posted:

gently caress the Patriots

# ¿ Aug 20, 2021 20:59

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