MLB GDT Week 18: The fans got traded too

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mcmagic: Jul 1, 2004; If you see this avatar while scrolling the succ zone, you have been visited by the mcmagic of shitty lib takes! Good luck and prosperity will come to you, but only if you reply "shut the fuck up mcmagic" to this post!

I didn't realize Gallo got the Judge strikezone. Also Stanton is so bad....

HOW IS THIS LINEUP THIS loving BAD

mcmagic fucked around with this message at 01:09 on Aug 3, 2021

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mcmagic: Jul 1, 2004; If you see this avatar while scrolling the succ zone, you have been visited by the mcmagic of shitty lib takes! Good luck and prosperity will come to you, but only if you reply "shut the fuck up mcmagic" to this post!

Nodoze posted:

Ah yes, this is why the Angels ,who have no pitching, were like yeah take him

He looked good for like two innings, convert him to a reliever

When they have no hits and no runs against probably the worst regular starter in the majors, it's hard to even care about how dogshit Heaney is.

# ¿ Aug 3, 2021 01:18

mcmagic: Jul 1, 2004; If you see this avatar while scrolling the succ zone, you have been visited by the mcmagic of shitty lib takes! Good luck and prosperity will come to you, but only if you reply "shut the fuck up mcmagic" to this post!

Nodoze posted:

Yeah this is a pretty bad showing

I mean everyone knew Heaney would loving suck. Cashman is such a dogshit GM.

# ¿ Aug 3, 2021 01:28

mcmagic: Jul 1, 2004; If you see this avatar while scrolling the succ zone, you have been visited by the mcmagic of shitty lib takes! Good luck and prosperity will come to you, but only if you reply "shut the fuck up mcmagic" to this post!

This ump in the Yankee game is so bad lol

# ¿ Aug 3, 2021 01:47

mcmagic: Jul 1, 2004; If you see this avatar while scrolling the succ zone, you have been visited by the mcmagic of shitty lib takes! Good luck and prosperity will come to you, but only if you reply "shut the fuck up mcmagic" to this post!

Nice AB Judge. Very competitive.

# ¿ Aug 3, 2021 01:52

mcmagic: Jul 1, 2004; If you see this avatar while scrolling the succ zone, you have been visited by the mcmagic of shitty lib takes! Good luck and prosperity will come to you, but only if you reply "shut the fuck up mcmagic" to this post!

It's pretty funny to watch the Orioles, a last place horrible team, easily get 2 runs in from 3rd in the same inning with less than 2 outs which the Yankees couldn't do if the lives of their families depended on it.

# ¿ Aug 3, 2021 02:08

mcmagic: Jul 1, 2004; If you see this avatar while scrolling the succ zone, you have been visited by the mcmagic of shitty lib takes! Good luck and prosperity will come to you, but only if you reply "shut the fuck up mcmagic" to this post!

Stanton loving sucks. It's cool cause he's only signed for the next 19 years though.

I'm not sure who fell off a bigger ledge Torres or DJLM. They both went from MVP level production to just complete and utter poo poo.

mcmagic fucked around with this message at 02:41 on Aug 3, 2021

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mcmagic: Jul 1, 2004; If you see this avatar while scrolling the succ zone, you have been visited by the mcmagic of shitty lib takes! Good luck and prosperity will come to you, but only if you reply "shut the fuck up mcmagic" to this post!

Poor thing must have been terrified.

# ¿ Aug 3, 2021 03:06

mcmagic: Jul 1, 2004; If you see this avatar while scrolling the succ zone, you have been visited by the mcmagic of shitty lib takes! Good luck and prosperity will come to you, but only if you reply "shut the fuck up mcmagic" to this post!

Radirot posted:

yeah, it figured out how to get out no thanks to the crew.

It got into the loving stands. I'm sure that didn't end well.

# ¿ Aug 3, 2021 03:12

mcmagic: Jul 1, 2004; If you see this avatar while scrolling the succ zone, you have been visited by the mcmagic of shitty lib takes! Good luck and prosperity will come to you, but only if you reply "shut the fuck up mcmagic" to this post!

LOL Odor.

# ¿ Aug 4, 2021 00:12

mcmagic: Jul 1, 2004; If you see this avatar while scrolling the succ zone, you have been visited by the mcmagic of shitty lib takes! Good luck and prosperity will come to you, but only if you reply "shut the fuck up mcmagic" to this post!

Stanton swings through a room service 3-0 fastball lol. He's so loving awful.

# ¿ Aug 4, 2021 00:29

mcmagic: Jul 1, 2004; If you see this avatar while scrolling the succ zone, you have been visited by the mcmagic of shitty lib takes! Good luck and prosperity will come to you, but only if you reply "shut the fuck up mcmagic" to this post!

4 runs is a minor miracle.

# ¿ Aug 4, 2021 01:00

mcmagic: Jul 1, 2004; If you see this avatar while scrolling the succ zone, you have been visited by the mcmagic of shitty lib takes! Good luck and prosperity will come to you, but only if you reply "shut the fuck up mcmagic" to this post!

Craptacular! posted:

Man took a ball to his face. I wonder if his vision is secretly screwed for it.

He won an MVP after that....

# ¿ Aug 4, 2021 01:15

mcmagic: Jul 1, 2004; If you see this avatar while scrolling the succ zone, you have been visited by the mcmagic of shitty lib takes! Good luck and prosperity will come to you, but only if you reply "shut the fuck up mcmagic" to this post!

LOL Stanton is the king of garbage time.

# ¿ Aug 4, 2021 01:39

mcmagic: Jul 1, 2004; If you see this avatar while scrolling the succ zone, you have been visited by the mcmagic of shitty lib takes! Good luck and prosperity will come to you, but only if you reply "shut the fuck up mcmagic" to this post!

The Mets offense is Yankee-level bad.

# ¿ Aug 5, 2021 18:45

mcmagic: Jul 1, 2004; If you see this avatar while scrolling the succ zone, you have been visited by the mcmagic of shitty lib takes! Good luck and prosperity will come to you, but only if you reply "shut the fuck up mcmagic" to this post!

Why are the Yankees playing the lead singer of Korn in center field?

Christ Judge has fallen off a cliff since he had COVID.

mcmagic fucked around with this message at 00:22 on Aug 6, 2021

# ¿ Aug 6, 2021 00:18

mcmagic: Jul 1, 2004; If you see this avatar while scrolling the succ zone, you have been visited by the mcmagic of shitty lib takes! Good luck and prosperity will come to you, but only if you reply "shut the fuck up mcmagic" to this post!

Is Torres loving kidding with that AB?

# ¿ Aug 6, 2021 01:26

mcmagic: Jul 1, 2004; If you see this avatar while scrolling the succ zone, you have been visited by the mcmagic of shitty lib takes! Good luck and prosperity will come to you, but only if you reply "shut the fuck up mcmagic" to this post!

The yankees are starting a guy in CF in a pennant race who has like a 500 career OPS. That is great stuff.

# ¿ Aug 6, 2021 02:19

mcmagic: Jul 1, 2004; If you see this avatar while scrolling the succ zone, you have been visited by the mcmagic of shitty lib takes! Good luck and prosperity will come to you, but only if you reply "shut the fuck up mcmagic" to this post!

Maybe Stanton is waking up a little bit?

# ¿ Aug 6, 2021 02:37

mcmagic: Jul 1, 2004; If you see this avatar while scrolling the succ zone, you have been visited by the mcmagic of shitty lib takes! Good luck and prosperity will come to you, but only if you reply "shut the fuck up mcmagic" to this post!

Y EAH GALLO!!!!!!!!!!!

# ¿ Aug 6, 2021 02:39

mcmagic: Jul 1, 2004; If you see this avatar while scrolling the succ zone, you have been visited by the mcmagic of shitty lib takes! Good luck and prosperity will come to you, but only if you reply "shut the fuck up mcmagic" to this post!

That has to be the shortest homer of his career lol

# ¿ Aug 6, 2021 02:40

mcmagic: Jul 1, 2004; If you see this avatar while scrolling the succ zone, you have been visited by the mcmagic of shitty lib takes! Good luck and prosperity will come to you, but only if you reply "shut the fuck up mcmagic" to this post!

Nodoze posted:

I feel like every time Britton comes in he's not great or barely walking the right rope

No one in the pen is really reliable.

# ¿ Aug 6, 2021 02:49

mcmagic: Jul 1, 2004; If you see this avatar while scrolling the succ zone, you have been visited by the mcmagic of shitty lib takes! Good luck and prosperity will come to you, but only if you reply "shut the fuck up mcmagic" to this post!

They need to get chapman out of this loving game.

Ooooof thought that was gone

# ¿ Aug 6, 2021 03:22

mcmagic: Jul 1, 2004; If you see this avatar while scrolling the succ zone, you have been visited by the mcmagic of shitty lib takes! Good luck and prosperity will come to you, but only if you reply "shut the fuck up mcmagic" to this post!

Christ that inning was awful.

# ¿ Aug 7, 2021 00:48

mcmagic: Jul 1, 2004; If you see this avatar while scrolling the succ zone, you have been visited by the mcmagic of shitty lib takes! Good luck and prosperity will come to you, but only if you reply "shut the fuck up mcmagic" to this post!

You can make a case that if the Yankees hadn't traded for Gallo and Rizzo that they would have maybe 1 win since the deadline. No one else is doing jack poo poo.

# ¿ Aug 7, 2021 01:43

mcmagic: Jul 1, 2004; If you see this avatar while scrolling the succ zone, you have been visited by the mcmagic of shitty lib takes! Good luck and prosperity will come to you, but only if you reply "shut the fuck up mcmagic" to this post!

Judge has been basically complete dogshit for a month.

# ¿ Aug 7, 2021 02:12

mcmagic: Jul 1, 2004; If you see this avatar while scrolling the succ zone, you have been visited by the mcmagic of shitty lib takes! Good luck and prosperity will come to you, but only if you reply "shut the fuck up mcmagic" to this post!

Yankees getting shut out by a horrible number 5 starter with a 5 ERA. lol

# ¿ Aug 7, 2021 02:16

mcmagic: Jul 1, 2004; If you see this avatar while scrolling the succ zone, you have been visited by the mcmagic of shitty lib takes! Good luck and prosperity will come to you, but only if you reply "shut the fuck up mcmagic" to this post!

IDK how you're supposed to have any faith in the Yankee lineup to score runs in a pennant race when they have games like this all the time where they just completely get shut down by a horrible pitcher.

# ¿ Aug 7, 2021 02:38

mcmagic: Jul 1, 2004; If you see this avatar while scrolling the succ zone, you have been visited by the mcmagic of shitty lib takes! Good luck and prosperity will come to you, but only if you reply "shut the fuck up mcmagic" to this post!

Imagine losing games to Jorge Lopez and Marco Gonzales in the same week lol.

# ¿ Aug 7, 2021 02:50

mcmagic: Jul 1, 2004; If you see this avatar while scrolling the succ zone, you have been visited by the mcmagic of shitty lib takes! Good luck and prosperity will come to you, but only if you reply "shut the fuck up mcmagic" to this post!

Probably not a good idea to take a RP that the Rays want to dump, M's.

# ¿ Aug 7, 2021 03:11

mcmagic: Jul 1, 2004; If you see this avatar while scrolling the succ zone, you have been visited by the mcmagic of shitty lib takes! Good luck and prosperity will come to you, but only if you reply "shut the fuck up mcmagic" to this post!

Get hosed Stanton.

# ¿ Aug 7, 2021 03:13

mcmagic: Jul 1, 2004; If you see this avatar while scrolling the succ zone, you have been visited by the mcmagic of shitty lib takes! Good luck and prosperity will come to you, but only if you reply "shut the fuck up mcmagic" to this post!

Squall posted:

Doesn't Stanton play for your team?

Yeah. And he will till the end of time.

# ¿ Aug 7, 2021 03:24

mcmagic: Jul 1, 2004; If you see this avatar while scrolling the succ zone, you have been visited by the mcmagic of shitty lib takes! Good luck and prosperity will come to you, but only if you reply "shut the fuck up mcmagic" to this post!

Higgy and Gardner lol guess we're going to extras!

# ¿ Aug 7, 2021 03:29

mcmagic: Jul 1, 2004; If you see this avatar while scrolling the succ zone, you have been visited by the mcmagic of shitty lib takes! Good luck and prosperity will come to you, but only if you reply "shut the fuck up mcmagic" to this post!

Brett Gardner can still have tough AB's but the reality is that he can't put a major league fastball in play and it's painful to watch.

# ¿ Aug 7, 2021 03:35

mcmagic: Jul 1, 2004; If you see this avatar while scrolling the succ zone, you have been visited by the mcmagic of shitty lib takes! Good luck and prosperity will come to you, but only if you reply "shut the fuck up mcmagic" to this post!

Nice throw by higgy

# ¿ Aug 7, 2021 03:44

mcmagic: Jul 1, 2004; If you see this avatar while scrolling the succ zone, you have been visited by the mcmagic of shitty lib takes! Good luck and prosperity will come to you, but only if you reply "shut the fuck up mcmagic" to this post!

Nodoze posted:

Runner on second is dumb as hell, gently caress off manfred

When you score 0 runs against a horrible starter and then get gifted bases loaded no one out by the bullpen and go Sac fly/GIDP you really deserve to lose.

# ¿ Aug 7, 2021 03:47

mcmagic: Jul 1, 2004; If you see this avatar while scrolling the succ zone, you have been visited by the mcmagic of shitty lib takes! Good luck and prosperity will come to you, but only if you reply "shut the fuck up mcmagic" to this post!

Rizzo here is the best chance for the Yankees to win this game.

# ¿ Aug 7, 2021 03:50

mcmagic: Jul 1, 2004; If you see this avatar while scrolling the succ zone, you have been visited by the mcmagic of shitty lib takes! Good luck and prosperity will come to you, but only if you reply "shut the fuck up mcmagic" to this post!

Well now i have zero faith in Judge or Stanton here to do anything.

# ¿ Aug 7, 2021 03:52

mcmagic: Jul 1, 2004; If you see this avatar while scrolling the succ zone, you have been visited by the mcmagic of shitty lib takes! Good luck and prosperity will come to you, but only if you reply "shut the fuck up mcmagic" to this post!

Absolutely pathetic AB by Judge who sucks right now.

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mcmagic: Jul 1, 2004; If you see this avatar while scrolling the succ zone, you have been visited by the mcmagic of shitty lib takes! Good luck and prosperity will come to you, but only if you reply "shut the fuck up mcmagic" to this post!

Stanton with the dink hit lol. We'll take it!!!

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