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Filthy Hans
Jun 27, 2008

by Fluffdaddy

(and can't post for 10 years!)

I'm going to demo a joke here, you heard it here for the first time



Where do homeless fish live? Skid Roe :dadjoke:

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DryGoods
Apr 26, 2014

Dogs, on the other hand, can connect with that pathos.

now we'll never learn who's under that mask

Zisky
May 6, 2003

PM me and I will show you my tits

Filthy Hans posted:

I'm going to demo a joke here, you heard it here for the first time



Where do homeless fish live? Skid Roe :dadjoke:

Well my wife hated it.

Virgil Vox
Dec 8, 2009

Filthy Hans posted:

I'm going to demo a joke here, you heard it here for the first time



Where do homeless fish live? Skid Roe :dadjoke:

idgi

CODChimera
Jan 29, 2009

why is arf posting child porn? thats loving sick

Alec Eiffel
Sep 7, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Filthy Hans posted:

straight into the gutter

I'm going to toss a poop sock at you

Alec Eiffel has issued a correction as of 07:09 on Aug 12, 2021

Filthy Hans
Jun 27, 2008

by Fluffdaddy

(and can't post for 10 years!)


Skid Row is an old-timey slang term for a homeless gathering place

Roe are fish eggs

Filthy Hans
Jun 27, 2008

by Fluffdaddy

(and can't post for 10 years!)

Zisky posted:

Well my wife hated it.

your wife has terrible taste in you

DryGoods
Apr 26, 2014

Dogs, on the other hand, can connect with that pathos.
i was waiting at the end of that last VLOG for a jump scare with your face coming out of the screen like those glitch gifs

Red Baron
Mar 9, 2007

ty slumfrog :)

well this was a disturbing look

Virgil Vox
Dec 8, 2009


that grimes one is a good avi

DryGoods
Apr 26, 2014

Dogs, on the other hand, can connect with that pathos.
now back to Filthy Hans' late nite material

Alec Eiffel
Sep 7, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
lol whoops

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



1899


Filthy Hans
Jun 27, 2008

by Fluffdaddy

(and can't post for 10 years!)

DryGoods posted:

now back to Filthy Hans' late nite material

Why was Jimmy Carter the poorest president? Because his inheritance was peanuts :dadjoke:

Alec Eiffel
Sep 7, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
I had to delete that video because I just saw one of the deleted pictures was my son’s bare rear end

Alec Eiffel
Sep 7, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
remember the picture of biden with the carter’s

cumshitter
Sep 27, 2005

by Fluffdaddy

DryGoods posted:

if you own a house, you are under arrest. the sentence? locked up in that very house. also, i will live with you as a roommate. and i have some very strict expectations. i will pm you the rules during sentencing

no joke the current theme in the relationships thread is insane relatives telling their siblings "give me your house I need it i made some bad decisions and now you need to help me"

Red Baron
Mar 9, 2007

ty slumfrog :)

cumshitter posted:

no joke the current theme in the relationships thread is insane relatives telling their siblings "give me your house I need it i made some bad decisions and now you need to help me"

lmao so many people are absolutely insane

Zisky
May 6, 2003

PM me and I will show you my tits

Filthy Hans posted:

your wife has terrible taste in you

Agreed.

cumshitter
Sep 27, 2005

by Fluffdaddy
my relatives can die in a gutter if they need my help. i have a one bedroom place and the only two rooms i can avoid a roomie in are the bathroom and my bedroom. eat poo poo, i like having the place to myself

CODChimera
Jan 29, 2009

holy poo poo guys i just figured out who was changing all the avatars this whole time

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016
Probation
Can't post for 4 hours!
you dumbass

WrasslorMonkey
Mar 5, 2012

Alec Eiffel posted:

I had to delete that video because I just saw one of the deleted pictures was my son’s bare rear end

Mods? ArfJason?

DryGoods
Apr 26, 2014

Dogs, on the other hand, can connect with that pathos.
Trump Thread House would be a Nightmare with me and cumshitter singing showtunes in the middle of the night

bebop esq
Apr 17, 2006

hi boys
hey cumshitter give me your house I need it i made some bad decisions and now you need to help me

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



cumshitter posted:

my relatives can die in a gutter if they need my help. i have a one bedroom place and the only two rooms i can avoid a roomie in are the bathroom and my bedroom. eat poo poo, i like having the place to myself

what kind of stove do you have

WrasslorMonkey
Mar 5, 2012

CODChimera posted:

holy poo poo guys i just figured out who was changing all the avatars this whole time

who was it

cumshitter
Sep 27, 2005

by Fluffdaddy

Red Baron posted:

lmao so many people are absolutely insane

yeah it's nuts. you never know if it's true with the relationship posts but if one person is going to reddit for help i assume it's like roaches and for every one you do see there's a hundred more

bebop esq
Apr 17, 2006

hi boys

CODChimera posted:

holy poo poo guys i just figured out who was changing all the avatars this whole time

and that man's name is



donald j trump

Virgil Vox
Dec 8, 2009

pre-op bebop posted:

hey cumshitter give me your house I need it i made some bad decisions and now you need to help me

cumshitter
Sep 27, 2005

by Fluffdaddy

tacodaemon posted:

what kind of stove do you have

electric. im not going with gas in earthquake country

pre-op bebop posted:

hey cumshitter give me your house I need it i made some bad decisions and now you need to help me

die in a gutter

DryGoods
Apr 26, 2014

Dogs, on the other hand, can connect with that pathos.

Turdfuzz Jr

bebop esq
Apr 17, 2006

hi boys

cumshitter posted:

electric. im not going with gas in earthquake country

die in a gutter

wow what a mean thing to say to your sister bebop

cumshitter
Sep 27, 2005

by Fluffdaddy

DryGoods posted:

Trump Thread House would be a Nightmare with me and cumshitter singing showtunes in the middle of the night

guys me and drygoods were doing the French mistake and things are really awkward now

Bulgakov
Mar 8, 2009


рукописи не горят

Filthy Hans posted:

I'm going to demo a joke here, you heard it here for the first time



Where do homeless fish live? Skid Roe :dadjoke:

well i think its qualifies as a joke

Zisky
May 6, 2003

PM me and I will show you my tits
Electric is inferior unless you have an induction surface, you know this.

P.S. earthquakes are great, in '94 my parents house partially fell down and it meant we got to eat donuts and cold hot dogs and see the stars for the first time ever

Bulgakov
Mar 8, 2009


рукописи не горят

induction stoves are sick as hell

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



https://twitter.com/sarahrxdriguez/status/1425267281202909184

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cumshitter
Sep 27, 2005

by Fluffdaddy
my aunt's home was destroyed in the earthquake and apparently her nextdoor neighbor freaked the gently caress out and out of their house and then through their kitchen naked with her husband behind her holding a bathrobe shouting, "honey! honey!"

it does appear to be an induction stove if that means tempered glass instead of electrified coils. i also got a combination stove/oven but i have no idea what the wattage is on it

at some point im gonna redo the kitchen and get some decent marble flooring for it

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