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Drunkboxer
Jun 30, 2007

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Drunkboxer
Jun 30, 2007
the voyager pizza cutter would have a fixed blade and you’d use it like a meat cleaver

u dullards

Drunkboxer
Jun 30, 2007

forgot about this thank u

Drunkboxer
Jun 30, 2007

ive eaten all kinds of things that give me diarrhea

Drunkboxer
Jun 30, 2007
delta seems to have spooked a bunch of vaccine holdouts in my area. I went to wallgreens to get a prescription and it was completely packed with people in line for bimboification

Drunkboxer
Jun 30, 2007
a week ago i was walking on my deck (drunk) with flip flops on and I stubbed my big toe hard on a board. it pushed my big toenail up at a ninety degree angle and it still kinda hurts. it was like opening a shaken up can of soda but instead of soda coming out it was just blood

Drunkboxer
Jun 30, 2007

Lpzie posted:

ty for forcing a gross image into my innocent mind.

yw

Drunkboxer
Jun 30, 2007

yeah it could definitely be astroturfing but a lot of actors a dumb sociopaths so I can see how it might happen naturally

Drunkboxer
Jun 30, 2007

Good Soldier Svejk posted:

He sexually harassed a state trooper on his own protective detail

then let he who hasn’t harassed a state trooper in their security detail cast the first stone

Drunkboxer
Jun 30, 2007
its so sad they made it illegal for governors to hug

Drunkboxer
Jun 30, 2007

Alec Eiffel posted:

The only place worse than the Boswash corridor is maybe North Carolina. Or Dachau in the forties.

nice weak rear end attempt at trolling all the dachau goons

Drunkboxer
Jun 30, 2007

i thought he died like a decade ago

Drunkboxer
Jun 30, 2007

lol

Drunkboxer
Jun 30, 2007

stop judging my plague state :qq:

Drunkboxer
Jun 30, 2007

Hillary 2024 posted:

Now if only they could stay pedophile free as well.

sex crimes are part of their culture and foundational mythology. just like cuomo

Drunkboxer
Jun 30, 2007

Drunkboxer
Jun 30, 2007

Virgil Vox posted:

someone save this before it gets hidden

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Kydr2a7Uy4

let it die

Drunkboxer
Jun 30, 2007

im consuming infinite vaccines

Drunkboxer
Jun 30, 2007

assault WITH 3 flight attendants

Drunkboxer
Jun 30, 2007

desantis is remarkably terrible

Drunkboxer
Jun 30, 2007

haha

Drunkboxer
Jun 30, 2007

Good Soldier Svejk posted:

Just made a brie, cucumber, and tomato sandwich with a little jam
so good

i just got a burger from 5 guys and it kinda sucks

Drunkboxer
Jun 30, 2007

lol

Drunkboxer
Jun 30, 2007
he’s probably drunk tweeting

Drunkboxer
Jun 30, 2007

Joementum posted:

girl power in the philippines!



"S. Duterte" is Rodrigo's daughter, Sara.

💪👧

Drunkboxer
Jun 30, 2007

Plinkey posted:

Read another book

what’s your favorite book?

Drunkboxer
Jun 30, 2007
im gonna guess the junior novelization of the wing commander movie or something

Drunkboxer
Jun 30, 2007

Plinkey posted:

Does a sheetz menu count?

i guess so, it’s pretty long

Drunkboxer
Jun 30, 2007

Drunkboxer
Jun 30, 2007

buggy 2d dwarf fortress was the best dwarf fortress. elephants would bust into your cave and absolutely annihilate everyone

Drunkboxer
Jun 30, 2007

Harton posted:

that’s rude buddykins, I followed your tire story and the abortion vacation. It’s cool though I won’t be sad about it or anything, don’t tell buddykins I’m sad about it.

remember when he couldn’t change that tire lmao

Drunkboxer
Jun 30, 2007

saw this a few months back and it’s not as bad as its rep suggests. still not great but not worst of all time bad or anything

Drunkboxer
Jun 30, 2007
mtg is polling pretty terribly iirc

Drunkboxer
Jun 30, 2007

PyPy posted:

oppo research

At least three foreign leaders from Australia, Egypt and Vietnam presented Trump with photographs or portraits of himself that collectively were valued at more than $10,000.

Trump received a painting of himself on dual pane glass from then-Vietnamese President Nguyen Phu Trong that was worth an estimated $5,250, according to the filing. It also says Trump got a large double frame carved from black stone with image of President Donald J Trump in precious metal on one side and the coat of arms of Egypt on the reverse worth $4,450 from Egyptian president Abdel-Fattah el-Sisi. Australian Prime Minister Scott Morrison gave Trump a framed photo of himself and his wife worth $470.

lol

Drunkboxer
Jun 30, 2007

Qurnah posted:



that'll be 470 buckaroos please

OY TRUMP! WHATS THE GOOD WORD?

Drunkboxer
Jun 30, 2007

DryGoods posted:

any updates on those Dumps?

the massive ones?

Drunkboxer
Jun 30, 2007
spicer was the best because he was constantly flummoxed and scared. huck was just a humorless stone-faced liar with no shame, I hate her.

Drunkboxer
Jun 30, 2007

VideoKid posted:

I think I would get mad if a guy called me “a Sarah Huckabee Sanders."

at least stick around for the follow up line, the one about the gravy and the dipstick

Drunkboxer
Jun 30, 2007

Harton posted:

didn’t he die at the end of the movie?

you can stick that face on anyone

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Drunkboxer
Jun 30, 2007
we must stand up and demand that the cops kick the poo poo out of everyone equally

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