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Good Soldier Svejk
Jul 5, 2010

Mayor Dave posted:

time was you'd get trump threads popping up on the next to last day of the month, now you have to wait until the second day of the month, thanks obama

Back when Lindsey Graham was alive, yeah

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Good Soldier Svejk
Jul 5, 2010

I can't believe cumshitter finally bedded Graham

Good Soldier Svejk
Jul 5, 2010


god is good to us

Good Soldier Svejk
Jul 5, 2010

Rah! posted:

eyyy i got some landlord assistance right here :thermidor:

Good Soldier Svejk
Jul 5, 2010

Buddykins posted:

who the gently caress even wanted joe loving biden installed as president eh?

I wish there was as visceral a word for libs as chuds is for chuds

But libs

Good Soldier Svejk
Jul 5, 2010

I like that they also think you look like Tim Heidecker cause I always thought so too

Good Soldier Svejk
Jul 5, 2010

That orangutan needs a pack of unfiltered cigarettes and an electric piano pronto

Good Soldier Svejk
Jul 5, 2010

Asproigerosis posted:

American health care is great, just ask the dude who's been sitting in the hospital for a week waiting for us to do anesthesia mris because the doctors can't figure out why his arm hurts and has limited range of motion. It couldn't possibly be the complete rotator cuff tears and tendon retractions he's had for literally decades.

Probably just pill seeking
give him some (90x5) vicodin and send him on his way he'll be fine

Good Soldier Svejk
Jul 5, 2010

CODChimera posted:

god i wish it were that easy to get painkillers. i have an actual pain issue and its like...we'll give you 5 pills but don't you god drat use all of them. and plus they're just fun

We have seen some very different doctors it seems.
Or something in my disposition says "this guy isn't addicted to painkillers... yet"

Maybe try asking for zofran when you ask for pain pills 'cause that'll show you're less likely to abuse them because they make you ill

Good Soldier Svejk
Jul 5, 2010

CODChimera posted:

tramadol? that made me sick, i gave it away

zofran is an anti-nausea medicine (I think primarily for use with chemo patients) but it helps with anything. It suggests opiates give you nausea, which suggests you are not likely to abuse them recreationally

Good Soldier Svejk
Jul 5, 2010

Oh man I can't wait to see what primetime news anchor Chris Cuomo has to say about this

Good Soldier Svejk
Jul 5, 2010

Who'd have thought that the old sociopathic misogynist was a rapist the whole time

Good Soldier Svejk
Jul 5, 2010

He sexually harassed a state trooper on his own protective detail

Good Soldier Svejk
Jul 5, 2010


Gotta give him a few more weeks and chances to say horrible poo poo first

Good Soldier Svejk
Jul 5, 2010


when has giving the bad guy the chance to do the right thing ever paid off
I mean I know why it's in movies (to give the hero the moral high ground, a setback when the villain does villainly stuff, and then excuse to execute the bad guy extrajudicially)
but why the gently caress does it happen in real life

Good Soldier Svejk
Jul 5, 2010


Sounds like Dario Dizmurdar

Good Soldier Svejk
Jul 5, 2010

gun-shaped pocket knife is the dumbest variant of gunblade

Good Soldier Svejk
Jul 5, 2010

Asproigerosis posted:

Yall are assholes don't make me go to e/n

get some Clarks cloudsteppers
most comfortable shoes I own

Good Soldier Svejk
Jul 5, 2010


What in god's name
He's on stilts

Good Soldier Svejk
Jul 5, 2010

Asproigerosis posted:

Lol delaware valley is 100 degrees and 90% humidity in august bruh

It follows
Everything about Delaware suggests it is purgatory

Good Soldier Svejk
Jul 5, 2010

DOCTOR ZIMBARDO posted:

he’s young he has a lifetime of dehumanizing experiences ahead of him if he keeps grinding. you never have to peak early

Excuse me
his dad is worth 2 million dollars
do you know who his grandpa is
you fool

Good Soldier Svejk
Jul 5, 2010

Happy Noodle Boy posted:

do you think Martha and snoop gently caress. they’re always hanging out cooking and smoking and poo poo

https://i.imgur.com/bDUiAVB.mp4

Good Soldier Svejk
Jul 5, 2010


eh
gently caress it
who cares

Good Soldier Svejk
Jul 5, 2010

Just made a brie, cucumber, and tomato sandwich with a little jam
so good

Good Soldier Svejk
Jul 5, 2010


Oh yeah you have to toast the bread and melt the cheese a bit but it holds up.

Good Soldier Svejk
Jul 5, 2010

Consummate Professional posted:

when I'm in there they call it 6 guys

I like their fry distribution method of just filling up a bag until it's enough to kill the customer
and then just a bit more

Good Soldier Svejk
Jul 5, 2010

Drunkboxer posted:

what’s your favorite book?

Roadside Picnic

or La Nausée

Good Soldier Svejk
Jul 5, 2010

what are kids gonna drink without Olde English and Steel Reserve

Good Soldier Svejk
Jul 5, 2010

Basebf555 posted:

Olde English was my preferred 40 for when we would do Edward 40hands in the dorms.

Before Pennsylvania got more loosey goosey with letting stores sell beer and wine, the only way you could get beer in my town after the distributors closed was the local pizza shop which sold 40s of Olde English and jugs of Carlo Rossi

There were a few desperate nights when olde english and pizza were a necessary walk

Good Soldier Svejk
Jul 5, 2010

Harton posted:

that’s rude buddykins, I followed your tire story and the abortion vacation. It’s cool though I won’t be sad about it or anything, don’t tell buddykins I’m sad about it.

Abortion Road Trip is my new punk band name none of you take it tm tm tm

Good Soldier Svejk
Jul 5, 2010


I'm not a fan of Chris Tolkien or overly aggressive IP defense but I do hope these assholes get sued into oblivion

Good Soldier Svejk
Jul 5, 2010

well I am a beautiful South American country

I have ascended beyond your crude fleshy forms

eat poo poo lung havers

Good Soldier Svejk
Jul 5, 2010


He's just concerned there aren't enough warhawks

Good Soldier Svejk
Jul 5, 2010


I see he really enjoyed Death Stranding

Good Soldier Svejk
Jul 5, 2010

fits my needs posted:

im glad this piece of poo poo got owned by people he thought should support him hahahaha

are we certain these cops aren't offing themselves because their coup failed

Good Soldier Svejk
Jul 5, 2010


COVID thread would love this bean

Good Soldier Svejk
Jul 5, 2010


Oh god they're making more Virgil Texas's

Good Soldier Svejk
Jul 5, 2010

Good Citizen posted:

shoulda used that 3D printer to make and sell bootleg 40k minis

should've 3d printed the sneakers

Good Soldier Svejk
Jul 5, 2010


that's how you get pneumonia

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Good Soldier Svejk
Jul 5, 2010

weezer is just a county fair cover band now

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