|
Witchcraft!
|
#
¿
Aug 2, 2021 23:54
|
|
|
|
| # ¿ Apr 27, 2024 18:48 |
|
|
Somebody brought a chainsaw and a knifegun to the airport https://twitter.com/TSA_Gulf/status/1421858864807489543
|
|
#
¿
Aug 3, 2021 22:34
|
|
|
Zokari posted:im the novelty plastic grenade I'm the grappling hook
|
|
#
¿
Aug 3, 2021 22:37
|
|
|
Oh man, he's gonna have to get a job
|
|
#
¿
Aug 3, 2021 23:03
|
|
|
CaptainBeefart posted:It's a real shame Michelle Wolf dropped off the earth after her correspondence dinner performance. She got a Netflix show that was kinda like a Daily Show thing. It had some buzz but got unceremoniously canceled after one season. I remember liking it OK but this is the only thing I remember from it. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GsWj7Q5iPus
|
|
#
¿
Aug 5, 2021 00:12
|
|
|
CaptainBeefart posted:Yeah I enjoyed the show but all I remember from it are her badass sneakers she wore each episode. Oh yeah she did have cool shoes all the time
|
|
#
¿
Aug 5, 2021 00:14
|
|
|
mdemone posted:she's also cute am I wrong? I'm not wrong 
|
|
#
¿
Aug 5, 2021 00:17
|
|
|
https://twitter.com/chriscmooney/status/1423647362963148802quote:It’s happened before. Studies suggest that toward the end of the last ice age, a massive glacial lake burst through a declining North American ice sheet. The flood of freshwater spilled into the Atlantic, halting the AMOC and plunging much of the Northern Hemisphere — especially Europe — into deep cold. Gas bubbles trapped in polar ice indicate the cold spell lasted 1,000 years. Analyses of plant fossils and ancient artifacts suggest that the climate shift transformed ecosystems and threw human societies into upheaval. Cancel out global warming with 1,000 year ice age! bing bong so simple
|
|
#
¿
Aug 6, 2021 15:13
|
|
|
CaptainBeefart posted:Misleading. Random horse indicates a random horse broke into the course or something. She trained with this horse and she failed. The jumping events are nuts because they're doing a dangerous thing with a horse they just met. Which is maybe why the main way to motivate the horse seems to be "smack it around" because you'll never get on this horse again and don't have to train it long-term.
|
|
#
¿
Aug 6, 2021 15:15
|
|
|
UFOTacoMan posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VYy77IGsBFc https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eg3_kUaYFJA 
|
|
#
¿
Aug 8, 2021 05:49
|
|
|
Wow Plinkey's hit the big time
|
|
#
¿
Aug 10, 2021 16:33
|
|
|
reignofevil posted:Mike Lindell is talking again and there's mystery voices talking over him in the background. Wow, a God cameo. What a get for Lindell!
|
|
#
¿
Aug 10, 2021 16:37
|
|
|
I don’t even see the code. All I see is trunf, tuamp, turndh.
|
|
#
¿
Aug 10, 2021 20:57
|
|
|
Is the pillow man still going for 72 hours straight? Is he openly blowing lines on the set?
|
|
#
¿
Aug 11, 2021 01:31
|
|
|
tacodaemon posted:it's still blowing my mind that this is a winning political position now That part in Starship Troopers where the guy is like "Come on you want to live forever!?!?" but they're charging into a field of rona instead of giant insects
|
|
#
¿
Aug 12, 2021 18:29
|
|
|
https://twitter.com/mount_bees/status/1425831903085711360
|
|
#
¿
Aug 12, 2021 21:36
|
|
|
Wow, just 3.5 more hours for Trump to get back in office can't wait to see how he does it
|
|
#
¿
Aug 14, 2021 01:34
|
|
|
CODChimera posted:remember when people got cool avatars It's true I got the last good one
|
|
#
¿
Aug 14, 2021 06:27
|
|
|
pre-op bebop posted:all of my posts are patent pending DO NOT STEAL I mail all my posts to myself so I have a sealed postmarked version in case I need to sue anyone for stealing them
|
|
#
¿
Aug 15, 2021 01:32
|
|
|
Nothing matters https://twitter.com/andrewkimmel/status/1426704404384673793
|
|
#
¿
Aug 15, 2021 03:01
|
|
|
The Nastier Nate posted:i'm worried about my son Sorry your kid is a psychopath. Your best bet is to teach him an elaborate code so that he only kills murderers and never leaves evidence.
|
|
#
¿
Aug 15, 2021 03:50
|
|
|
Whoa, I know gunfu
|
|
#
¿
Aug 15, 2021 04:26
|
|
|
I wonder what that guy on twitch who was like "I've got a flight in 5 days. I'm sure Kabul won't fall until then," is up to today
|
|
#
¿
Aug 15, 2021 16:26
|
|
|
MIC: 
|
|
#
¿
Aug 15, 2021 16:35
|
|
|
Kabul brunch crowd status, very salty https://twitter.com/RichardEngel/status/1426887259660472322
|
|
#
¿
Aug 15, 2021 16:44
|
|
|
us https://twitter.com/ClimateBen/status/1426997397486514179
|
|
#
¿
Aug 15, 2021 22:02
|
|
|
Ben Nerevarine posted:glad the guy from Dexter is getting work What should we make to please a big crowd? Some fries, motherfucker
|
|
#
¿
Aug 17, 2021 22:05
|
|
|
Why would a porn site get rid of the porn? Tumblr couldn't even survive getting rid of the porn
|
|
#
¿
Aug 19, 2021 20:54
|
|
|
^^^ apparently there's about to be a market gap that needs fillingBuddykins posted:legal troubles possibly Hiring some lawyers is a much better way to keep your company around than getting rid of the thing that makes your company money
|
|
#
¿
Aug 19, 2021 20:59
|
|
|
Alec Eiffel posted:just Google the drat thing. payment processors told OnlyFans to gently caress off. So there's a market need for payment processors who will work with porn sites huh?
|
|
#
¿
Aug 19, 2021 21:03
|
|
|
Alec Eiffel posted:I guess. I’m not some stupid loving payment processing company worried about chargebacks. I'm just saying goon project I'll make the wiki
|
|
#
¿
Aug 19, 2021 21:05
|
|
|
Charge your phone
|
|
#
¿
Aug 19, 2021 22:22
|
|
|
lol we discovered plentiful clean energy just in time for humanity to die in a climate catastrophe https://twitter.com/thenewsoncnbc/status/1428507457559703557
|
|
#
¿
Aug 20, 2021 01:10
|
|
|
sullat posted:Read the article dude it put out 3/4ths of the energy used and the only way to harness it for electricity is still steam turbines. Read an article like some kind of fuckin' nerdo?
|
|
#
¿
Aug 20, 2021 01:13
|
|
|
DO SOMETHING!!!! ... God!
|
|
#
¿
Aug 21, 2021 02:30
|
|
|
FizFashizzle posted:when you definitely didn't cheat on your wife and forget your band lol gun nut got his gun stolen, the worst possible crime
|
|
#
¿
Aug 24, 2021 14:22
|
|
|
|
| # ¿ Apr 27, 2024 18:48 |
|
|
I am Spartacus (Trumbo) https://twitter.com/HeerJeet/status/1431090228102578179
|
|
#
¿
Aug 27, 2021 04:17
|
|