TRUMP: We can confirm that the Patriot Double Down will no longer be held at Caesars

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Foo Diddley: Oct 29, 2011; cat

can't believe we're two days and ten pages in to august and no one's said "trump" yet

# ¿ Aug 2, 2021 22:39

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# ¿ Apr 28, 2024 17:43

Foo Diddley: Oct 29, 2011; cat

you motherfuckers are slackin' in here

# ¿ Aug 2, 2021 22:40

Foo Diddley: Oct 29, 2011; cat

ex post facho posted:

what is a bazonga

it's a kind of anti-tank weapon

# ¿ Aug 5, 2021 19:07

Foo Diddley: Oct 29, 2011; cat

smarxist posted:

whosoever should pull this sword from the bin shall become the king of this arby's

i did this and they just made me work open to close every day until i wised up

# ¿ Aug 5, 2021 21:18

Foo Diddley: Oct 29, 2011; cat

Bulgakov posted:

didn't need to see trumps backside to see his backside especially when he as sitting down

i assume there's still chairs in the whitehouse that hold indentations in the cushions. stinky memories of that rear end.

didn't they spend like six figures getting the white house deep cleaned before biden moved in? for that much you'd hope it would include rear end mark removals

# ¿ Aug 5, 2021 23:30

Foo Diddley: Oct 29, 2011; cat

CODChimera posted:

what's the gyro? And hold the nm what's gyro with you joke

gyro deez nuts

# ¿ Aug 6, 2021 00:50

Foo Diddley: Oct 29, 2011; cat

emfive posted:

I don't want to disappoint people but the "roast beef" isn't really slices of actual roast beef; it's kind-of like a very large hot dog version of "roast beef".

next you'll be telling me their cheese is some kind of plastic and that their arby sauce doesn't even have any arby in it

# ¿ Aug 6, 2021 01:05

Foo Diddley: Oct 29, 2011; cat

gently caress You And Diebold posted:

https://twitter.com/guardianeco/status/1423302411792179210
lmfao this would(will) be absolute chaos

"cannot be allowed to happen" oh whoops too bad

# ¿ Aug 6, 2021 01:10

Foo Diddley: Oct 29, 2011; cat

pre-op bebop posted:

do you work at arby's now? they don't sell pasta, you know

what, you never had an arby noodle? you're missing out

# ¿ Aug 6, 2021 01:31

Foo Diddley: Oct 29, 2011; cat

the milk machine posted:

gently caress nancy pelosi

i will not

# ¿ Aug 6, 2021 01:44

Foo Diddley: Oct 29, 2011; cat

gently caress You And Diebold posted:

kept these next to the packets of lube and it did not end well

# ¿ Aug 13, 2021 03:03

Foo Diddley: Oct 29, 2011; cat

pre-op bebop posted:

I'm sober

Looks like I'm the only responsible one here

you can drive the thread home after it closes

# ¿ Aug 14, 2021 02:34

Foo Diddley: Oct 29, 2011; cat

Buddykins posted:

ive never had carls jr

ever had hardee's? same poo poo

# ¿ Aug 14, 2021 03:05

Foo Diddley: Oct 29, 2011; cat

Buddykins posted:

dont they have pretty much the same logo too lol its like yellow and red isnt it

yeah, i think they're like the same company or something. anyway you're not missing much

# ¿ Aug 14, 2021 03:09

Foo Diddley: Oct 29, 2011; cat

Hatebag posted:

Or a cup of warm milk, but that sounds gross to me and I'm not even tripping

warm is how it comes out of the tit, my man. it's how you're supposed to drink milk

# ¿ Aug 14, 2021 04:05

Foo Diddley: Oct 29, 2011; cat

Buddykins posted:

I swear - liquid swords and enter the 36 chambers kept me awake that whole trip to denver

liquid swords is a drat good album. maybe the best wu tang

# ¿ Aug 14, 2021 04:52

Foo Diddley: Oct 29, 2011; cat

DryGoods posted:

my svirfneblin monk just caught every one of your arrows. your party is a joke

what, playing a drow wasn't dumb enough for you or what

# ¿ Aug 14, 2021 05:11

Foo Diddley: Oct 29, 2011; cat

Flavius Aetass posted:

i still haven't tried one because i'm afraid i'm going to pronounce it wrong and i've never heard anyone say it

you could always ask; presumably the ppl selling them know. and if they don't, they're not gonna give a gently caress how you pronounce it

# ¿ Aug 14, 2021 21:47

Foo Diddley: Oct 29, 2011; cat

Good Soldier Svejk posted:

what does QQing mean anyhow
I keep seeing that and I have no idea
is it some old MMO thing

some old MMO thing: hitting ctrl-Q twice would make you quit in world of warcraft

that's what i heard anyway

# ¿ Aug 14, 2021 23:08

Foo Diddley: Oct 29, 2011; cat

Good Soldier Svejk posted:

this is T.S. Monk https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=icFRHJ9VZaw

thelonious monk vs felonious 'munk; i think we all know which one the forum prefers

# ¿ Aug 14, 2021 23:36

Foo Diddley: Oct 29, 2011; cat

Good Soldier Svejk posted:

I love the wordplay
and tangentially related but I want to talk about beer
North Coast makes a delicious abbey ale called brother thelonius

highly recommended

it's one of those beers you know is good 'cuz it only comes in a 4-pack

or at least, it better be good

# ¿ Aug 14, 2021 23:51

Foo Diddley: Oct 29, 2011; cat

cumshitter posted:

im the one behind the avs. i funded an irrevocable trust called the 2020 Cumshitter Trust for Terrible Avatars. its out of my control, i just asked Chase to assign their drunkest and meanest professional trustee to it and he has instructions to spend down the $1,500,000 investment on lovely avs by the year 2040. if the SA forusm dont last that long then the balance will be converted to $1's, set on fire, and be driven in a truck past as many schools, hospitals, homeless shelters, and libraries as possible until the flames burn out

how come when i ask chase for a belligerent drunk they just tell me to turn off my monitor

# ¿ Aug 14, 2021 23:59

Foo Diddley: Oct 29, 2011; cat

cumshitter posted:

have you tried having more money?

yeah but it didn't take

# ¿ Aug 15, 2021 00:12

Foo Diddley: Oct 29, 2011; cat

DoombatINC posted:

Every summer since I've known her, my girl's apartment complex has had the same ice cream van sit in the parking lot. The van plays When the Saints Go Marching In nonstop for hours, and every time it gets to the "oh lord I want to be in that number" bit, the notes for the "be in the" part are distorted blasts of white noise. It's just those three notes, but it's those three notes every time the track loops, and it loops every fifteen seconds. There are infinity ways to fix that and it is entirely in their power to do so, but this ice cream person has instead chosen to listen to squealing feedback every fifteen seconds, for hours at a time, every summer for years and years. The stubborn laziness is almost admirable.

that feedback is all that's keeping ice cream dude sane

# ¿ Aug 15, 2021 00:35

Foo Diddley: Oct 29, 2011; cat

i got those graham crackers that aren't all sweet

i think they're just called crackers

# ¿ Aug 15, 2021 01:35

Foo Diddley: Oct 29, 2011; cat

DryGoods posted:

welcome to #TeamSonic

that sonic doesn't have enough titties imo

# ¿ Aug 15, 2021 01:44

Foo Diddley: Oct 29, 2011; cat

WrasslorMonkey posted:

how

well first you're gonna need an ice cube tray

# ¿ Aug 15, 2021 02:15

Foo Diddley: Oct 29, 2011; cat

Schmoe Cwead posted:

good to see the thread is having a normal saturday night

this is what ppl do on saturday night, yeah

# ¿ Aug 15, 2021 02:19

Foo Diddley: Oct 29, 2011; cat

dornalg plunk would never have allowed this

thank god he's back in office

# ¿ Aug 15, 2021 02:34

Foo Diddley: Oct 29, 2011; cat

reignofevil posted:

I've always said it was bullshit that they didn't let the GLA have an airforce.

same, except the GZA

# ¿ Aug 15, 2021 02:41

Foo Diddley: Oct 29, 2011; cat

Schmoe Cwead posted:

https://twitter.com/terryfuck45/status/1426627099171950599

uh i'm p sure internet's been around longer than that

Shear Modulus posted:

what is that thing supposed to do anyway

releases nitrogen into your beer when you open the can (the fizz in guinness is N and not CO2)

# ¿ Aug 15, 2021 03:09

Foo Diddley: Oct 29, 2011; cat

neutral milf hotel posted:

https://twitter.com/yatasuregima/status/1426383661436334083

why do these people always make the left seem so much more awesome than it is

# ¿ Aug 15, 2021 03:58

Foo Diddley: Oct 29, 2011; cat

Epic High Five posted:

I think the best thing they represent is one of the very, very few examples of media centered around war that does not itself end up glorifying war. In SH5 it's made insanely clear, I've not read catch-22 tho

What else is there that truly condemns warfare and violence? Come and See maybe, everything else is just "wow this was unpleasant but ultimately it was heroic"

As a young teen I watched the original Manchurian Candidate and fell in love because hot drat this poo poo is bleak and horrible as gently caress

johnny got his gun seemed a bit critical of war

e: also it was written by a guy named trumbo so it's a good fit for the thread

Foo Diddley has issued a correction as of 04:02 on Aug 15, 2021

# ¿ Aug 15, 2021 03:59

Foo Diddley: Oct 29, 2011; cat

dromppl chunk is my porsident

# ¿ Aug 16, 2021 03:52

Foo Diddley: Oct 29, 2011; cat

smarxist posted:

you gotta hand it to the taliban

what, afghanistan? yeah, we did

# ¿ Aug 16, 2021 03:56

Foo Diddley: Oct 29, 2011; cat

here are some ublock rules if you want to look at twitter replies without logging in:

code:

twitter.com##.r-zchlnj.r-1xcajam.r-12vffkv.r-1d2f490.r-1p0dtai.r-aqfbo4.css-1dbjc4n
twitter.com##html:style(overflow:auto !important)
twitter.com##+js(cookie-remover, guest_id)

i haven't done extensive testing or anything but it seems to work okay

# ¿ Aug 17, 2021 00:01

Foo Diddley: Oct 29, 2011; cat

Bethamphetamine posted:

thank you for this

don't thank me, thank the random reddit dweebs i copied it from

# ¿ Aug 17, 2021 00:04

Foo Diddley: Oct 29, 2011; cat

Plinkey posted:

https://i.imgur.com/20Kepob.mp4

the shot was fine until about 0:12 or so

# ¿ Aug 17, 2021 00:08

Foo Diddley: Oct 29, 2011; cat

Gripweed posted:

Oh hell yeah, the government is cutting the amount of water provided to farmers in the west for irrigation.

https://twitter.com/CNN/status/1427384604177182732?s=20

good. eat poo poo, las vegas

# ¿ Aug 17, 2021 02:37

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# ¿ Apr 28, 2024 17:43

Foo Diddley: Oct 29, 2011; cat

i mean yeah i'm gonna live in a desert eventually but las vegas will die fuckin' first at least

# ¿ Aug 17, 2021 02:37

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