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Harton
Jun 13, 2001

Is it dire straits souper!? Is it sultans that you are looking for?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XcXHGxmzwW4

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Harton
Jun 13, 2001

lol I got alec’s QCS thread shut down with my crappy covers

Harton
Jun 13, 2001


imagine you laying down some smooth leads over that my dude. The band is calling

Harton
Jun 13, 2001

euphronius posted:

hartin we should go to a phish show together

not as a date

would be awesome

Harton
Jun 13, 2001

even if it absolutely had to be a date

Harton
Jun 13, 2001

I’d still go and just lie to my wife

Harton
Jun 13, 2001

mdemone posted:

hey I feel like we got mad at each other sometime ago, but I'd like to wish you well BG

if only GoodSoup! could learn a lesson in forgiveness from this

Harton
Jun 13, 2001

Alec Eiffel posted:

it's the height of summer and he's wearing a beanie

do you think he has a big rear end box full of that exact one? it’s like a brand at this point.

Harton
Jun 13, 2001

I’m the captain of intelligence and big dicks

Harton
Jun 13, 2001

PyPy posted:

I’m gonna jack it before work today

that’s a great idea

Harton
Jun 13, 2001

CODChimera posted:

god i wish it were that easy to get painkillers. i have an actual pain issue and its like...we'll give you 5 pills but don't you god drat use all of them. and plus they're just fun

they are pretty amazing

like hey look at this little yellow pill. take it and feel great for the next 5 HOURS!

Harton
Jun 13, 2001

one of my favorite parts about taking edibles and pills is the time after taking them but before they kick in. Even better if you forgot you took it then like 40 min later your like ………..oh yeah!

Harton
Jun 13, 2001

Good Soldier Svejk posted:

We have seen some very different doctors it seems.
Or something in my disposition says "this guy isn't addicted to painkillers... yet"

Maybe try asking for zofran when you ask for pain pills 'cause that'll show you're less likely to abuse them because they make you ill

doctors absolutely refuse to give me drugs ever

Harton
Jun 13, 2001

CODChimera posted:

tramadol? that made me sick, i gave it away

yeah that poo poo sucks hard

Harton
Jun 13, 2001

CODChimera posted:

i hate that time, it makes me nervous

lol for me it’s like I got the whole high ahead of me, like a sunrise

Harton
Jun 13, 2001

Animal-Mother posted:

trump talking about "this guy looks like he came straight from central casting" holds more meaning now

lol

Harton
Jun 13, 2001

Alec Eiffel posted:

Imagine something better than the “Boswash” corridor (who calls it that???)?

Do you have time to listen to me ramble on for several hours?

yes

Harton
Jun 13, 2001

Joementum posted:

i'm supposed to put together a list of all the stuff i need to WFH, what should i include? so far i've got:

- docking station
- turp
- headset
- trumo
- tpurm

don’t forget piss

Harton
Jun 13, 2001

tactical wallet

Harton
Jun 13, 2001

Blaisedell posted:

yes that was joose, which is phenazepam.



day 678?

Harton
Jun 13, 2001


I need subtitles for this one

Harton
Jun 13, 2001

Alec Eiffel posted:

my kid’s diarrhea cleared up. I suspect he drank too much pool water. thank you all for your concerns

lol

Harton
Jun 13, 2001

Thread is at its “most dead” that I have ever seen it. It’s real bad, posters dropping like flys. I blame myself…….and alec

Harton
Jun 13, 2001

Hey Alec, gently caress your QCS thread. I’m like 3 for 3 on getting them shits closed now. There is no way I can continue this sort of performance unless I change tactics.

Harton
Jun 13, 2001


not in it, zero votes

Harton
Jun 13, 2001

Alec Eiffel posted:

My QCS thread was a gift to the forums.

I got my first “dislikes” on my lovely YouTube videos for posting them in there lol.

feels good man!

Harton
Jun 13, 2001

Alec Eiffel posted:

I would never curse your name. I hear your wife curse it too much already.

YOU SON OF A BITCH!

Harton
Jun 13, 2001

god imagine being named loving Maxwell

Harton
Jun 13, 2001

CODChimera posted:

lmao no way

yeah some of them dudes watched that poo poo and then disliked it lol! that’s even better than a like

Harton
Jun 13, 2001


hell yeah titty baby! one of us one of us

Harton
Jun 13, 2001

Deceptive Thinker posted:

hey Chuck, its Maxwell, your cousin, Maxwell Berry, You know that new sound you're looking for? Well listen to this!

https://twitter.com/maxberry1998/status/1422792049783418880

lol

Harton
Jun 13, 2001

titty baby join the band

Harton
Jun 13, 2001

getting beefy

Harton
Jun 13, 2001

ram dass in hell posted:

play polyester bride by liz phair, good beefy guitaring song

quoting this so I remember it. Bout to fill my second request here for cumshitter.

Harton
Jun 13, 2001

Alright here’s King of the Road for cumshitter, beefy edition.

I figured I aught to gussy it up a bit for the poo poo man so I broke out the mic and acoustic amp.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kKH5UkR3JmI

Harton
Jun 13, 2001

cumshitter posted:

i dont remember requesting that one but it is one of my drunk go tos so i believe it

you son of a bitch!

Harton
Jun 13, 2001

PyPy posted:

buy a new shirt. I think you wear that one in every video


I haven’t watched any videos

I have a few of them in different shades.

Harton
Jun 13, 2001

Zisky posted:

Harton do Dirty Work

gonna do “my old school” next.

but this is a good idea, gonna check it out and see how hard it is.

Harton
Jun 13, 2001


that’s rude buddykins, I followed your tire story and the abortion vacation. It’s cool though I won’t be sad about it or anything, don’t tell buddykins I’m sad about it.

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Harton
Jun 13, 2001

Drunkboxer posted:

remember when he couldn’t change that tire lmao

LMAO yeah that was weak and pathetic lol! Imagine how his girl felt LOL! Like thank god we took this trip.

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