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the milk machine
Jul 23, 2002

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Jul 23, 2002

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Bizarro Kanyon posted:

Ben Folds has hit hard times.

lmao

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Jul 23, 2002

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gently caress nancy pelosi

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Jul 23, 2002

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it wasn't a question, op, get on with it

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Jul 23, 2002

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Ace Combat 7 Donald Trump DLC

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Jul 23, 2002

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Jul 23, 2002

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easy d doin a tight 10, nice

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Jul 23, 2002

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triple sulk posted:

please show me my thicc former prez

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Jul 23, 2002

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Plinkey posted:



Lettuce tomatoes and the worst part, Swiss cheese

god drat john kerry sucks so much

"i'm john kerry and i'm reporting for duty" gently caress off you loving idiot

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Jul 23, 2002

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PyPy posted:

master of his craft

it's amazing, he realizes everyone hates him and he just plows forward ragging on hillary and catholics or whatever, then by the end they love him again. king poo poo.

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Jul 23, 2002

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i hope he gets sucked into and consumed by that robot anus he's trying to crawl out of

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Jul 23, 2002

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get in the loving robot, kerry



no, not the pilot seat

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Jul 23, 2002

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VideoKid posted:

“The alligator people did not scream. Their mouths could not form the sounds. The noise they made was worse than screaming. They uttered a continuous murmur — like locusts on a midsummer night. One man, staggering on charred stumps of legs, was carrying a dead baby upside down.”
:stonk:

:d2a::d2a::d2a:

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Jul 23, 2002

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"i'm john kerry, and i'm reporting for doody"

*an industrial dumpster opens above him, unleashing a torrent of semiliquid poo poo, crushing kerry's stupid idiot body into a red and brown paste*

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Jul 23, 2002

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oh man it would be such a tragedy if john kerry had an accident like sonny bono, that would just be so terrible and the nation would mourn a truly great man for many many moons

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Jul 23, 2002

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VideoKid posted:

I was really upset when this idiot lost to bush lmao

my history of elections as an adult:

bush v gore - hmmm whoops, big mistakes in Florida. probably just a fluke, we'll just vote harder next time!
bush v kerry - ugh this john kerry guy sucks major rear end but everybody hates bush, so..... wait OH NO WHAT THE gently caress
obama v bush - wow we finally did it, things are gonna start getting really rad now that the president wants to fix things
obama v mccain - ugh holy poo poo wtf lol
trump v clinton - lmao lock her up
trump v biden - lmao turmpo trummy tambol lmao
trump v harris - :getin::d2a::piss:

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Jul 23, 2002

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fits my needs posted:

god drat i feel so loving stupid thinking obungler was gonna do good stuff. fucker couldnt even close guantanamo and now joe bidets admin is still loving talking about it.

yeah it fukkin sucks but fool me twice, won’t get fooled again

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Jul 23, 2002

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Animal Friend posted:

obama v bush?

lol whoops, just shows how much of my brain has melted

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Jul 23, 2002

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if centaur = horse lower body + human torso....




human lower body + horse torso = ..............................?

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Jul 23, 2002

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this game was hard as hell

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Jul 23, 2002

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QUAID FEED ME AN APPLE

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Jul 23, 2002

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Good Soldier Svejk posted:

the music ripped though

that synth lead sound especially

gently caress yes

tenderjerk posted:

Someone in the games thread said this was a proto-Souls game and I think this is true

i think i saw that too. i've never played a souls game (becase i'm bad at bideo games) and i haven't played zelda 2 since i was a wee child but i will agree

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Jul 23, 2002

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*after destroying the woman's olympic dreams in a public and hilarious fashion, the horse's head turns around to look at her. eyes bobbling back and forth, the horse is obviously a robot*

Thank you for choosing Johnnyhorse. We hope you enjoyed the ride, haha! *the horse explodes in flames*

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Jul 23, 2002

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Jul 23, 2002

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Jul 23, 2002

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a weed-themed conservative female rapper named Grassli Dabbit

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Jul 23, 2002

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John Kerry windsurfing down a sand dune on a bright sunny day, only to hear that sound he knows all too well, a soft grunting, building to loud thumps and snorts. He looks into the distance and sees it: Horsesign.

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Jul 23, 2002

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it's gonna be rly cool in like 300 years when donald trump is the cruel baron in charge of earth's boundless resources and we can all go "wow looks like Dune really was a documentary!"

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Jul 23, 2002

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Iron Crowned posted:

It'll probably be more like how "Czar" and "Kaiser" are derivative of "Caesar," so we'll have leaders with titles like "Turp," "Tup," and "Trupm"

The Trom Jabbar Test of Trumanity

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Jul 23, 2002

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that terrible Klobuchar vore/diaper cartoon but it's a sandworm eating and making GBS threads out john kerry, who is riding an uncooperative horse

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Jul 23, 2002

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if i knew how to do video editing or w/e i'd make a 5 hour long mashup of DUNE (2021) and MAD MAX: FURY ROAD (2015) and call it THE SANDIEST CUT

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Jul 23, 2002

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i only saw oklahoma once when my brother was in it in middle school

the sound system broke about 15 minutes in and they just kept going, everyone sat and pretended they could hear anything at all in the pristine middle school gym acoustics for the next two hours or w/e

all i know about it is that song "OOOOOOOOoooooklablahbuh bluh bluh bloo blee blahblahahhhhhh"

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Jul 23, 2002

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someone put trump's face on the horse, pretty please? :chaostrump:

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Jul 23, 2002

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big booty judy rudely shooting timbo to limbo

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Jul 23, 2002

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Plinkey posted:

pizza time

what kinda pizza

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Jul 23, 2002

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harton you should cover war pigs

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Jul 23, 2002

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yum

i frickin love a good italian sub, maddone!

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Jul 23, 2002

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DryGoods posted:

what kind of gas station doesn't have pizza?

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Jul 23, 2002

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Schmoe Cwead posted:

specifically the cake version

i was just listening to this yesterday while washing the car. it’s the best version

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Jul 23, 2002

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19 o'clock posted:

I had a dude I tutored in college go on a rant today about how it’s chemically impossible to learn something if you use marijuana. I told him that’s dumb and then he started sending me joe Rogan podcast links as proof.

I’m like my man, I wish that were true! then I blocked him.

he’s definitely wrong, one thing you learn while using marijuana is that using marijuana is extremely rad

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