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# ¿ Aug 5, 2021 18:59 |
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# ¿ Apr 28, 2024 03:21 |
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Bizarro Kanyon posted:Ben Folds has hit hard times. lmao
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# ¿ Aug 5, 2021 19:44 |
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gently caress nancy pelosi
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# ¿ Aug 6, 2021 01:43 |
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Foo Diddley posted:i will not it wasn't a question, op, get on with it
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# ¿ Aug 6, 2021 01:49 |
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Ace Combat 7 Donald Trump DLC
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# ¿ Aug 6, 2021 01:50 |
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# ¿ Aug 6, 2021 05:35 |
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PyPy posted:everyone watch this easy d doin a tight 10, nice
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# ¿ Aug 6, 2021 16:40 |
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triple sulk posted:please show me my thicc former prez
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# ¿ Aug 6, 2021 16:47 |
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Plinkey posted:
god drat john kerry sucks so much "i'm john kerry and i'm reporting for duty" gently caress off you loving idiot
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# ¿ Aug 6, 2021 16:49 |
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PyPy posted:master of his craft it's amazing, he realizes everyone hates him and he just plows forward ragging on hillary and catholics or whatever, then by the end they love him again. king poo poo.
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# ¿ Aug 6, 2021 16:50 |
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i hope he gets sucked into and consumed by that robot anus he's trying to crawl out of
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# ¿ Aug 6, 2021 16:55 |
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get in the loving robot, kerry no, not the pilot seat
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# ¿ Aug 6, 2021 16:55 |
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VideoKid posted:“The alligator people did not scream. Their mouths could not form the sounds. The noise they made was worse than screaming. They uttered a continuous murmur — like locusts on a midsummer night. One man, staggering on charred stumps of legs, was carrying a dead baby upside down.”
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# ¿ Aug 6, 2021 16:56 |
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"i'm john kerry, and i'm reporting for doody" *an industrial dumpster opens above him, unleashing a torrent of semiliquid poo poo, crushing kerry's stupid idiot body into a red and brown paste*
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# ¿ Aug 6, 2021 17:00 |
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oh man it would be such a tragedy if john kerry had an accident like sonny bono, that would just be so terrible and the nation would mourn a truly great man for many many moons
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# ¿ Aug 6, 2021 17:05 |
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VideoKid posted:I was really upset when this idiot lost to bush lmao my history of elections as an adult: bush v gore - hmmm whoops, big mistakes in Florida. probably just a fluke, we'll just vote harder next time! bush v kerry - ugh this john kerry guy sucks major rear end but everybody hates bush, so..... wait OH NO WHAT THE gently caress obama v bush - wow we finally did it, things are gonna start getting really rad now that the president wants to fix things obama v mccain - ugh holy poo poo wtf lol trump v clinton - lmao lock her up trump v biden - lmao turmpo trummy tambol lmao trump v harris -
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# ¿ Aug 6, 2021 17:07 |
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fits my needs posted:god drat i feel so loving stupid thinking obungler was gonna do good stuff. fucker couldnt even close guantanamo and now joe bidets admin is still loving talking about it. yeah it fukkin sucks but fool me twice, won’t get fooled again
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# ¿ Aug 6, 2021 17:54 |
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Animal Friend posted:obama v bush? lol whoops, just shows how much of my brain has melted
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# ¿ Aug 6, 2021 17:54 |
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if centaur = horse lower body + human torso.... human lower body + horse torso = ..............................?
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# ¿ Aug 6, 2021 19:17 |
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Good Soldier Svejk posted:Zelda 2 Boss this game was hard as hell
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# ¿ Aug 6, 2021 19:27 |
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QUAID FEED ME AN APPLE
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# ¿ Aug 6, 2021 19:28 |
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Good Soldier Svejk posted:the music ripped though gently caress yes tenderjerk posted:Someone in the games thread said this was a proto-Souls game and I think this is true i think i saw that too. i've never played a souls game (becase i'm bad at bideo games) and i haven't played zelda 2 since i was a wee child but i will agree
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# ¿ Aug 6, 2021 19:30 |
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*after destroying the woman's olympic dreams in a public and hilarious fashion, the horse's head turns around to look at her. eyes bobbling back and forth, the horse is obviously a robot* Thank you for choosing Johnnyhorse. We hope you enjoyed the ride, haha! *the horse explodes in flames*
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# ¿ Aug 6, 2021 19:37 |
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# ¿ Aug 6, 2021 19:54 |
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# ¿ Aug 6, 2021 20:00 |
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a weed-themed conservative female rapper named Grassli Dabbit
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# ¿ Aug 6, 2021 20:03 |
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John Kerry windsurfing down a sand dune on a bright sunny day, only to hear that sound he knows all too well, a soft grunting, building to loud thumps and snorts. He looks into the distance and sees it: Horsesign.
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# ¿ Aug 6, 2021 20:17 |
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it's gonna be rly cool in like 300 years when donald trump is the cruel baron in charge of earth's boundless resources and we can all go "wow looks like Dune really was a documentary!"
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# ¿ Aug 6, 2021 20:25 |
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Iron Crowned posted:It'll probably be more like how "Czar" and "Kaiser" are derivative of "Caesar," so we'll have leaders with titles like "Turp," "Tup," and "Trupm" The Trom Jabbar Test of Trumanity
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# ¿ Aug 6, 2021 20:30 |
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that terrible Klobuchar vore/diaper cartoon but it's a sandworm eating and making GBS threads out john kerry, who is riding an uncooperative horse
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# ¿ Aug 6, 2021 20:41 |
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if i knew how to do video editing or w/e i'd make a 5 hour long mashup of DUNE (2021) and MAD MAX: FURY ROAD (2015) and call it THE SANDIEST CUT
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# ¿ Aug 6, 2021 20:52 |
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i only saw oklahoma once when my brother was in it in middle school the sound system broke about 15 minutes in and they just kept going, everyone sat and pretended they could hear anything at all in the pristine middle school gym acoustics for the next two hours or w/e all i know about it is that song "OOOOOOOOoooooklablahbuh bluh bluh bloo blee blahblahahhhhhh"
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# ¿ Aug 6, 2021 21:07 |
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someone put trump's face on the horse, pretty please?
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# ¿ Aug 6, 2021 21:13 |
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big booty judy rudely shooting timbo to limbo
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# ¿ Aug 7, 2021 00:00 |
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Plinkey posted:pizza time what kinda pizza
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# ¿ Aug 7, 2021 01:30 |
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harton you should cover war pigs
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# ¿ Aug 7, 2021 01:33 |
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yum i frickin love a good italian sub, maddone!
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# ¿ Aug 7, 2021 01:42 |
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DryGoods posted:what kind of gas station doesn't have pizza?
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# ¿ Aug 7, 2021 01:49 |
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Schmoe Cwead posted:specifically the cake version i was just listening to this yesterday while washing the car. it’s the best version
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# ¿ Aug 7, 2021 03:09 |
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# ¿ Apr 28, 2024 03:21 |
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19 o'clock posted:I had a dude I tutored in college go on a rant today about how it’s chemically impossible to learn something if you use marijuana. I told him that’s dumb and then he started sending me joe Rogan podcast links as proof. he’s definitely wrong, one thing you learn while using marijuana is that using marijuana is extremely rad
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