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I've read extensively the rules, yet my friends insist on this: I'm new, I met them while playing an ego simulator. Here is their discord: https://discord.gg/HpprcUdt5z About me? I live everyday wondering if I brought home a disease from the hospital I work at, but other than that life is great  I have an addiction too MMOs for some reason. I like telling my wife about the dozens or thousands of people doing things in another world I'm part of, also they feed my ego in a weird way. I also have a beautiful newborn daughter.Where am I from? I'm a Texan, howdy  . In EVE: Echos I was a middle-manager of sorts for a megalomaniacal Banana, although I sort of fell into that role when all of the middle-managers above me started to slack on their duties. After a protracted 8 month pissing contest with some neighbors of our neighbor's neighbor, I started to look for some fun again for my plebs (and myself). There wasn't much around as the Banana emperor decided to make friends with everyone, this sucked. Fortunately, I saw a flock of geese that had given us trouble in the past living nearby, so I decided too call pest control on them and have them removed. This didn't go as planned, I spent 3 months working with others in management to help me, but instead of the geese being removed, they moved in with us. We had geese flying everywhere, and it was very bad for our plebs. And then, one night, a Dutchman named Mario, with napoleon syndrome and the middle-manager above middle-managers like me, told me I couldn't post with the geese anymore or I would be banned . The geese, although deadly, are great posters and fun too fight; This made me very pissed, so I asked around, looking for someone to take me in. I didn't have to go far. It turns out that those murder machines known as geese, are actually pretty cool. So now I'm here, taking up time in your life I think my $10 investment will be well used here. Kyro fucked around with this message at 04:37 on Aug 3, 2021 |
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kntfkr posted:add slashes to your poo poo. like this /. slash. otherwise your code won't work and you'll look like a dork and none of the hot girls here will want to chat u up Figured that out quick 
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the holy poopacy posted:I'm sorry but this is the wrong forum for introductions, all intro posts for Eve are supposed to go in the Fleet Yearbook/Application/Dashboards forum. EVE Online or EVE: Echos?
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Sid Vicious posted:hi buddy! welcome! whats your favorite anime? Cowboy Bebop
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Aug 3, 2021 05:19
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Literally A Person posted:Hello, OP. My biggest character flaw is that I cannot deny a challenge. I tell that line to my employers too 
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Aug 3, 2021 06:11
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Literally A Person posted:
I accept the challenge
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Aug 3, 2021 06:14
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J4G OP, unless you plan on facing DIRE CONSEQUNCES you will sing us one verse of I want it that way by the Backstreet Boys. You have exactly 12 hours to post ITT or your destruction will be complete
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Literally A Person posted:Oh, I like you OP. The first song I had heard before, this one is new too me, It matters little though
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Aug 3, 2021 06:16
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https://vocaroo.com/1c0RTru2oAn0 Only 5min left but got it done on time 
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Aug 3, 2021 17:54
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Athanatos posted:Post your spaceship, OP A Bellicose Covert Ops II is my current most used space ship I play with. 61 kills so far on it.
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hell astro course posted:can we hear more about this banana guy? Checkout the Toilet Eve thread in The MMO HMO.
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