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Outrail
Jan 4, 2009

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Gatwo, if only because I don't think we've had a CYOA game over on page one yet.

Sniper, is there a 'Sniper's CYOAs Wiki' or something? They might be harder to keep track of than Beaten Lands.

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Outrail
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A, maybe they just want a friend.

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HBar posted:

A. If it was only the warlock, we could take our chances. But Ondreadan will see our attempt for what it is and make us suffer for it.

This, let's play along for now.

So we're not bound to Ondreadan, just the Warlock? I think we should enthusiastically play along, make the Warlock think we're his boss' buddy and use that to trick him.

Also, is this a situation we can actually do some geni trick bullshit and get out of this by rules lawyering? Like play exceptionally stupid so he has to repeat himself and eventually yells 'do you understand now?!' and we say yes, that's answering a question and therefore a service?

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Toughy posted:

B, until night then check the stars

This.

Also 'release from prison' can mean all sorts of bullshit. Prison of the mind? Prison of hatred? Prison of life?

Would it be possible to find a friendlier warlock to kill us and break this geas, then have him resummon us with the much easier quest to fetch him a roast chicken from the shop down the road?

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Right. Call that plan B then.

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A, small town fishing village sounds good. We can maybe steal a boat

Outrail
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B, but only for a short time.

What are our skills and abilities?

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A. Embrace our true self. We are a monster.

E: Can we do some grim blood magic since we've already covered ourselves with it? Do some blood magic to make it rain, and make something of the corpse.

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The Wandering Mage posted:

A + D as per HBar

Sure

Outrail
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A, why the hell do we care about doing the right thing?

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Toughy posted:

Ab. Start a fire without using magic

This, maybe it's into some hosed up vore poo poo and it'll let us roast and eat it.

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Pat the bunny

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What would you like to eat?

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SniperWoreConverse posted:

"Things that are good!"

This is no demon, thankfully. But it may prove to be dangerous. You begin to cook anyway, and the spirit begins to eat. And before you realize it's eaten everything, all the meat, all the rations, drank all the water. It's eaten far more than could fit into the body of such a small creature. And it wants more. "But, ...Grandfather... Hare, there is no more."

"There is still more."

With a *whoomph* the fire is completely extinguished. The area around you grows dim. The spirit begins to leap towards you...


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f5sXpMkcEbo

You would prefer not to be torn to shreds and devoured, so:
A:
:intv: You run. Better to flee and live to gently caress up some other day.
B: :smugwizard: Smite it with your staff, swing and knock it over the horizon.
C: :fsn: Let it leap, directly onto your dagger.
D: :shopkeeper: Fry it with your arcane powers.

E: Oh, you're still hungry? Well you could eat me, but then that would be that. But if you can hold on a while we can hunt together, you'll get much more food than my ragged flesh.

Through the power of friendship we can become the best mates a serial killing duo could ever be.

Probably not gonna work but it's worth a shot.

Outrail fucked around with this message at 15:46 on Oct 13, 2021

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