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Heather Papps


hello internet friend




think about it, it'll be like sesame street, but fuckin' twisted. we'll make jokes about hands up asses and this revolutionary approach to legally-distinct-from-muppet type puppets is gonna make us rich!

imagine, just think about all the gag potential! what if oscar was actually addicted to drugs. it'll be a mature deconstruction of one of the few pure and good things ever produced for kids on television! big bird is strung out and snuffleupagus is the manifestion of his addiction. what's that? snuffleupagus is a metaphor for abuse already? fuckin' a.

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Ventral EggSac



I thought you meant like they would be physically dirty, I think we could cut costs at pbs if we kept everything the same but just didn't wash them as much

How Wonderful!


I only have excellent ideas.


When I was in college Avenue Q was really popular and I learned the words to most of the songs by osmosis. But I didn't like Avenue Q. The puppets were simply too filthy.

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sex toy story (leaning back in my herman miller chair basking in the awe of my own brain)

Heather Papps


hello internet friend




Ventral EggSac posted:

I thought you meant like they would be physically dirty, I think we could cut costs at pbs if we kept everything the same but just didn't wash them as much

not only do we not wash the puppets we rub dirt into their fur


i'm nuts about fall

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Smoke 'em if you got 'em!


Beeker's disgusting dildo collection

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Pot Smoke Phoenix posted:

Beeker's disgusting dildo collection



I see someone's a Bad Dragon fan...

Buttchocks

No, I like my hat, thanks.


Have you ever tried to wash a puppet? All puppets smell bad. That's why puppeteers are constantly stuffing potpourri in their little pockets.

Pot Smoke Phoenix

Smoke 'em if you got 'em!


Which Muppet do you think best represents calm.jpg?

Remember, there's a gigantic hand crammed up and in there just out of frame...

Pot Smoke Phoenix

Smoke 'em if you got 'em!


Which Muppet is Kirk "Goatse" Johnson?

My money's on Sweetums

nut


elmo with a gun tho

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Heather Papps


hello internet friend




Pot Smoke Phoenix posted:

Which Muppet is Kirk "Goatse" Johnson?

My money's on Sweetums





Pot Smoke Phoenix posted:

Which Muppet do you think best represents calm.jpg?

Remember, there's a gigantic hand crammed up and in there just out of frame...


i'm nuts about fall

nut


the count but he's counting......that's right, his guns

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nut posted:

the count but he's counting......that's right, his guns

Yeah but what about...

Snuffleupagun



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Pot Smoke Phoenix posted:

Yeah but what about...

Snuffleupagun

what's that at the end of his trunk..

...


could it be...


it's a knife!

...

jk it's a gun lol

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Barco Fiesta




a fantasy of olives


what if someone combined the best parts of Crank Yankers, Avenue Q, and Wonder Showzen into an extravaganza of Jim Henson-style puppets saying stuff like "suck my balls gary" and won several awards

Heather Papps


hello internet friend




Barco Fiesta posted:

what if someone combined the best parts of Crank Yankers, Avenue Q, and Wonder Showzen into an extravaganza of Jim Henson-style puppets saying stuff like "suck my balls gary" and won several awards

this is actually an original idea that no one has ever done of or even considered before thank you very much


i'm nuts about fall

Pot Smoke Phoenix

Smoke 'em if you got 'em!


H.R. Fuckenstuff- the whole set is engaging in acts that would be better not trying to describe here.

"H.R. Fuckenstuff,
Sometimes the sex is rough
H.R. Fuckenstuff
You went in for a diddle
now you can't get enough!"

barnold

...but i didnt finish





Barco Fiesta




a fantasy of olives


Heather Papps posted:

this is actually an original idea that no one has ever done of or even considered before thank you very much

i couldn't resist the urge to shitpost but I genuinely believe the hosed up sesame street microgenre was too brief and left a lot of untapped potential. like what if you had a hitler puppet.

Buttchocks

No, I like my hat, thanks.


All puppets emit beta radiation, even if their component materials do not. Puppeteers are prone to a specific type of hand cancer known as McCarthy's Black Claw.

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Barco Fiesta




a fantasy of olives


what if elmo smoked weed lmfao

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Ventral EggSac



nut posted:

elmo with a gun tho

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The story of how grover found bath salts

How Wonderful!


I only have excellent ideas.


Elmo: Or, the 120 Days of Cotton

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Buttchocks

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Puppets produce pollen year-round, but require an extinct species of wasp to reproduce by pollination.

Heather Papps


hello internet friend




How Wonderful! posted:

Elmo: Or, the 120 Days of Cotton

story of elmO


i'm nuts about fall

nut


Grover is a loving coward but, Grover with a gun?

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watho


The real world will, again tomorrow, function and run without me.



iím just imagining all different types of gags that could be made about puppets having sex, jerking off, cumming etc and iím loving lolleing



thank u vanisher for the sig

Heather Papps


hello internet friend




watho posted:

iím just imagining all different types of gags that could be made about puppets having sex, jerking off, cumming etc and iím loving lolleing

the cum can be white yarn this is gonna be so funny


i'm nuts about fall

Pot Smoke Phoenix

Smoke 'em if you got 'em!


Ventral EggSac



Muppets poop out brown yarn, unless they ate muppet beets (they have eyes and talk and sing), in which case it's red yarn

watho


The real world will, again tomorrow, function and run without me.



Heather Papps posted:

the cum can be white yarn this is gonna be so funny

lmfao!!!



thank u vanisher for the sig

cruft



This movie was called "The Happytime Murders" and it won a whole lot of "worst" nominations.

cruft



Heather Papps posted:

the cum can be white yarn this is gonna be so funny

wait, did I just miss the joke

Barco Fiesta




a fantasy of olives


what if like a george w bush puppet and a saddam hussein puppet sat down at a restaurant and they both ordered the spaghetti and dog poo poo and then did a lady and the tramp thing with one piece of spaghetti and it was both topical and extremely what america needs rn

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Heather Papps


hello internet friend




cruft posted:

This movie was called "The Happytime Murders" and it won a whole lot of "worst" nominations.

im pretty sure you're thinking of something else this is a new idea that no one has ever considered even once i am certain


i'm nuts about fall

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