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Pot Smoke Phoenix



Smoke 'em if you gottem!
Beeker's disgusting dildo collection

Pot Smoke Phoenix fucked around with this message at 20:50 on Aug 3, 2021

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Which Muppet do you think best represents calm.jpg?

Remember, there's a gigantic hand crammed up and in there just out of frame...

Pot Smoke Phoenix



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Which Muppet is Kirk "Goatse" Johnson?

My money's on Sweetums

Pot Smoke Phoenix



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nut posted:

the count but he's counting......that's right, his guns

Yeah but what about...

Snuffleupagun

https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4
Sig elements by Manifisto and Heather Papps
Sig File protected by SigLock. do NOT steal this sig!

Pot Smoke Phoenix



Smoke 'em if you gottem!
H.R. Fuckenstuff- the whole set is engaging in acts that would be better not trying to describe here.

"H.R. Fuckenstuff,
Sometimes the sex is rough
H.R. Fuckenstuff
You went in for a diddle
now you can't get enough!"

Pot Smoke Phoenix



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watho posted:

what if the puppets were doing drugs? lmfao

Cop: Do you know why I pulled you over?

Driver (with puppet in hand, and a lit joint in the puppet's mouth): No idea at all, officer! I was observing the posted speed limit; I'm confused?

Cop: You... YOU HAVE A LIT JOINT IN YOUR HAND!

Driver: No, you're mistaken, Sir- my passenger is the one breaking the law and I demand you cite him for his law breaking behavior!

Cop: That's a puppet. On your hand. And the joint is in its mouth...

Driver: No, that's not my hand *throwing puppet and lit joint in the passenger's seat* HE'S NOT WEARING HIS SEAT BELT EITHER!

Cop (high from the contact smoke now): You gonna eat that sandwich?

Driver: It's not mine, it's his. He MADE me buy it!

Cop (to puppet): Can... can I have that sandwich, bro?

Driver (picking up puppet again): Sure, buddy! You can have it!

Cop: Thanks, dude! You're way cooler than I gave you credit for. *taking bite out of sandwich and chewing* I'm gonna met you go wif a marning miss time; mut neft time, don't be so ovious, mkay? *swallows*

Driver (as puppet): You got it, buddy! And thanks for not searching the car for drugs!

Cop: Get him out of here!

https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4
Sig elements by Manifisto and Heather Papps
Sig File protected by SigLock. do NOT steal this sig!

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