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Beeker's disgusting dildo collection Pot Smoke Phoenix fucked around with this message at 20:50 on Aug 3, 2021 |
# ¿ Aug 3, 2021 20:47 |
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# ¿ Apr 19, 2024 06:24 |
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Which Muppet do you think best represents calm.jpg? Remember, there's a gigantic hand crammed up and in there just out of frame... |
# ¿ Aug 3, 2021 23:39 |
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Which Muppet is Kirk "Goatse" Johnson? My money's on Sweetums |
# ¿ Aug 3, 2021 23:41 |
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nut posted:the count but he's counting......that's right, his guns Yeah but what about... Snuffleupagun https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4 |
# ¿ Aug 4, 2021 01:31 |
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H.R. Fuckenstuff- the whole set is engaging in acts that would be better not trying to describe here. "H.R. Fuckenstuff, Sometimes the sex is rough H.R. Fuckenstuff You went in for a diddle now you can't get enough!" |
# ¿ Aug 4, 2021 01:57 |
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# ¿ Aug 4, 2021 20:18 |
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# ¿ Apr 19, 2024 06:24 |
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watho posted:what if the puppets were doing drugs? lmfao Cop: Do you know why I pulled you over? Driver (with puppet in hand, and a lit joint in the puppet's mouth): No idea at all, officer! I was observing the posted speed limit; I'm confused? Cop: You... YOU HAVE A LIT JOINT IN YOUR HAND! Driver: No, you're mistaken, Sir- my passenger is the one breaking the law and I demand you cite him for his law breaking behavior! Cop: That's a puppet. On your hand. And the joint is in its mouth... Driver: No, that's not my hand *throwing puppet and lit joint in the passenger's seat* HE'S NOT WEARING HIS SEAT BELT EITHER! Cop (high from the contact smoke now): You gonna eat that sandwich? Driver: It's not mine, it's his. He MADE me buy it! Cop (to puppet): Can... can I have that sandwich, bro? Driver (picking up puppet again): Sure, buddy! You can have it! Cop: Thanks, dude! You're way cooler than I gave you credit for. *taking bite out of sandwich and chewing* I'm gonna met you go wif a marning miss time; mut neft time, don't be so ovious, mkay? *swallows* Driver (as puppet): You got it, buddy! And thanks for not searching the car for drugs! Cop: Get him out of here! https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4 |
# ¿ Aug 5, 2021 02:43 |