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Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

What is Dungeons and Dragons?


Haha, gently caress you Ezekial, you sheep stealing pile of poo poo! I got a nice piece of shale with your stupid name on it!

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Katamari Democracy
Jan 18, 2010

Oh, We understand.
A trip to collect a million votes, yes.
Oh, we know why.
We get the point of rolling up a million


Wedge Regret

*Hits bong*

ilovebeersooomuch
May 23, 2014




WIIIIIIITCH!

Loden Taylor
Aug 11, 2003





wait, how does this guarantee a good harvest again?

The Human Crouton
Sep 20, 2002



The punishment for stealing a sheep was to replace it with four sheep. Not a stoning.

“Whoever steals an ox or a sheep and slaughters it or sells it must pay back five head of cattle for the ox and four sheep for the sheep."

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon

Puff Puff Pass my peasant! This isn't a real stoning if you don't follow the rules

Awoo at the Moon
Mar 10, 2014

BORN TO AWOO
WORLD IS A TUG
Squatch Em All 1989
I am trash poster
42,069 DEAD WOLFGIRLS




*buried to his neck in the sand*

I guess the mods actually did get serious about tuggin'.

ilovebeersooomuch
May 23, 2014




sorry, I'm fuckin baked out of my خربزه right now

Colonel Cancer posted:

Puff Puff Pass my peasant! This isn't a real stoning if you don't follow the rules

Yahweh really, sorry my brohiem

Fluffy Bunnies
Jan 9, 2009
DON'T BOTHER REPLYING TO ME. I WON'T READ OR COMPREHEND ANY OF IT.


The Human Crouton posted:

The punishment for stealing a sheep was to replace it with four sheep. Not a stoning.

“Whoever steals an ox or a sheep and slaughters it or sells it must pay back five head of cattle for the ox and four sheep for the sheep."

look these four sheep are great but they aren't my buddy, Gossip, and I want her back :smith:

Yaldabaoth
Oct 9, 2012


Edit, on second thought, I can't even joke about this.

Yaldabaoth fucked around with this message at 21:07 on Aug 3, 2021

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

What is Dungeons and Dragons?


The Human Crouton posted:

The punishment for stealing a sheep was to replace it with four sheep. Not a stoning.

“Whoever steals an ox or a sheep and slaughters it or sells it must pay back five head of cattle for the ox and four sheep for the sheep."

We're a very stone-happy offshoot

the holy poopacy
May 16, 2009



Fun Shoe

where's he without sin? we can't really get this started without him.

guys?

are you him? what about you? any sins? c'mon guys

funeral home DJ
Apr 21, 2003




Pillbug

Five scheckels to the first person to hit them in the dong!

William Henry Hairytaint
Oct 29, 2011



I'm not participating this thread makes me feel bad :(

ShortyMR.CAT
Sep 25, 2008

:blastu::dogcited:


Lipstick Apathy

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003




man this shared atrocity really binds the community together

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

GANG TAG
GANG TAG
GANG TAG
GANG TAG
GANG TAG


Ultra Carp

*tugs*

more weight!

The Saucer Hovers
May 16, 2005



i would harness the power of the free market to save the person by shouting PAYING $5 PER STONE FOR THE NEXT HOUR!

Giraffe
Dec 12, 2005



Soiled Meat

William Henry Hairytaint posted:

I'm not participating this thread makes me feel bad :(

Let’s throw rocks at this guy next.

blight rhino
Feb 11, 2014

EXQUISITE LURKER



Giraffe posted:

Let’s throw rocks at this guy next.

the holy poopacy posted:

where's he without sin? we can't really get this started without him.

guys?

are you him? what about you? any sins? c'mon guys

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

THIS NEW AV WILL LET ME POST LIZARD TITS TWICE AS EFFICIENTLY!

IT'S GIVING ME A FUCKING BONER RIGHT NOW!


runnypoops
Mar 26, 2016

been there. done that. prove yourself to me.

My lack of upper body strength make it so the stones fall well short of the mark

StarkRavingMad
Sep 27, 2001






Yams Fan

Hey, buddy, can I borrow one of those big stones you have? All I got is these little pebbles, I mean, it's basically just a handful of gravel. I got here late, all the good stones were already taken.

Come on, just one? The village leader is going to be pissed at me if I just throw this dumb handful of sand.

gently caress. Fine, gently caress you then. Maybe I can find a stick or something to throw.

Stupid selfish stone assholes, god

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013
Probation
Can't post for 17 days!


what am I? NOT gonna hit the guy? Oy the guts on this gavoykavitch.

Xaintrailles
Aug 14, 2015

:hellyeah::histdowns:

Everyone please put on your safety glasses and begin your five minute stretch warmup; we don't want anyone to get hurt.

Xaintrailles
Aug 14, 2015

:hellyeah::histdowns:

Much like ducking in water is used to test those accused of witchery by their unholy rejection of a baptism, throwing a load of stones is used on those accused of being Neo from The Matrix.

Of course, in both cases, you tie them down. Wouldn't want them getting away.

my dog died im sad
Jun 29, 2015


*Shirley Jackson looks on*

Chrs
Sep 21, 2015



Are you guys underarm throwers or overhand?

hbag
Feb 13, 2021


surely we can resolve this without throwing rocks at my head fellas

Awoo at the Moon
Mar 10, 2014

BORN TO AWOO
WORLD IS A TUG
Squatch Em All 1989
I am trash poster
42,069 DEAD WOLFGIRLS




Chrs posted:

Are you guys underarm throwers or overhand?

side arm!

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

GANG TAG
GANG TAG
GANG TAG
GANG TAG
GANG TAG


Ultra Carp

I'm safe here in my glass house

MackAddie
Jul 10, 2001



<sets up tent and baskets filled with rocks>

GET YER ROCKS HERE!!!!
GET YER ROCKS HERE!!!!

ONE POUNDERS, WITH POINTY TIPS: 3 FOR $5!!!
TWO POUNDERS, WITH POINTY TIPS: 3 FOR $8!!!!

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon

*rolls a 1 on d20*

Brother Tadger
Feb 15, 2012

I'm accidentally a suicide bomber!


So like, why is this song called “Rainy Day Women” again? Also, Waylan’s song is better.

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

What is Dungeons and Dragons?


*throws a thin flat rock like a shuriken*

StarkRavingMad
Sep 27, 2001






Yams Fan

I've been thinking about it, and this seems kind of dumb. It's a lot of effort to throw all these rocks and what if we miss and hit each other? And isn't this going to take, like, a really long time?

Couldn't someone just hit him with a club or stab him or something? I'm just saying, this seems unnecessarily performative and we're going to waste all afternoon. I still have manure to shovel.

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

THIS NEW AV WILL LET ME POST LIZARD TITS TWICE AS EFFICIENTLY!

IT'S GIVING ME A FUCKING BONER RIGHT NOW!


StarkRavingMad posted:

I've been thinking about it, and this seems kind of dumb. It's a lot of effort to throw all these rocks and what if we miss and hit each other? And isn't this going to take, like, a really long time?

Couldn't someone just hit him with a club or stab him or something? I'm just saying, this seems unnecessarily performative and we're going to waste all afternoon. I still have manure to shovel.

Gotta use the big rock.

DICKLORD BONE
Aug 27, 2003


*picks up the lantern and heads west*

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon

StarkRavingMad posted:

I've been thinking about it, and this seems kind of dumb. It's a lot of effort to throw all these rocks and what if we miss and hit each other? And isn't this going to take, like, a really long time?

Couldn't someone just hit him with a club or stab him or something? I'm just saying, this seems unnecessarily performative and we're going to waste all afternoon. I still have manure to shovel.

A smart guy, huh? Get the rocks boys!!!

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Dumb Sex-Parrot
Dec 24, 2020


People think I'm throwing rocks but it's actually poop.

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