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SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Havin' a roni


The Equestrian are a really exciting and totally necessary Olympic discipline. But there is 1 fact about the sport that you may not know. And I'd like to change that!


All the other sports the winners get Gold, Silver, And Bronze metal around their neck after they win.


In Equestrian, even the losers get metal.


Just in the form of lead as they shoot the losing horses dead as they are worthless if they can't do their little dancing stuff better than the others.


(Also Russian & Belarus athletes might also get this treatment in other sports)

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dr_rat
Jun 4, 2001


Equestrian is in the Olympics and jousting isn't.

Olympics is bullshit.

(PS. Equestrian sports would be worth a watch if the horse got to shot the jockey if the jockey got them injured. Eye for an eye and all that. Hell just have the sport being the horse hunting jockeys in a dark forest a night. Horse with the most kills gets the gold! )

Serak
Jun 18, 2000

Approaching Midnight.

why does the rider get the medal. give it to the horse

Sophy Wackles
Dec 17, 2000

> access main security grid
access: PERMISSION DENIED.







Serak posted:

why does the rider get the medal. give it to the horse

If you gave a horse a medal, it would spook and probably kill itself and anyone else nearby.

dr_rat
Jun 4, 2001


Pawn 17 posted:

If you gave a horse a medal, it would spook and probably kill itself and anyone else nearby.

Serak posted:

give it to the horse

BLOOD FOR THE HORSE BLOOD GOD

Edmund Sparkler
Jul 4, 2003

It's okay to watch child porn if you don't touch your dick, just raises awareness man.



*belches loudly*

"That's some good horse!"

dr_rat
Jun 4, 2001


Meredith Baxter-Burnout posted:

*belches loudly*

"That's some good horse!"

You will be first against the wall!!!

BIG TIT LIL NIP
Oct 5, 2005






sounds like a good way to kick off a horse war.

dr_rat
Jun 4, 2001


BIG TIT LIL NIP posted:

sounds like a good way to kick off a horse war.

Well I mean yeah. And the horses shall be victorious!!!

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Havin' a roni


Also another fun fact, they use the Glue from the horses that didn't make it from Rio to hold together the rockwall and skatepark in Japan. The more you know.

Dick Jones
Jun 20, 2002

Number 2 Guy at OCP



A horse that makes it to the Olympics but doesn't medal for whatever reason gets put out to pasture or they get jacked off on the regular for their valuable seed. You think they whacked Secretariat after the '73 derby?

Linux Pirate
Apr 21, 2012

Well, there goes our grant money.





Is this the 5 o' clock free ketamine give-away?

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981



Horse

dr_rat
Jun 4, 2001


SLICK GOKU BABY posted:

Also another fun fact, they use the Glue from the horses that didn't make it from Rio to hold together the rockwall and skatepark in Japan. The more you know.

And as you can see from this authentic screen grab from this live Olympic live screen, that didn't go so well for them. :colbert:

kecske
Feb 28, 2011

it's round, like always



bruce springsteens daughter is an olympic horse dancer

just a little fun fact 4 u

dr_rat
Jun 4, 2001


Linux Pirate posted:

Is this the 5 o' clock free ketamine give-away?

yes. but it's still 22min to five standard horse time. So I dunno, probably good time to drop any acid you got I guess.

Poohs Packin
Jan 13, 2019





The horses have a secret horse base in the mountains outside denver and is marked by a statue of their leader Blucifer

BIG TIT LIL NIP
Oct 5, 2005







source your quotes

Linux Pirate
Apr 21, 2012

Well, there goes our grant money.





dr_rat posted:

yes. but it's still 22min to five standard horse time. So I dunno, probably good time to drop any acid you got I guess.
:patriot:

Poohs Packin posted:



The horses have a secret horse base in the mountains outside denver and is marked by a statue of their leader Blucifer

John Elway was a closeted horse.

dr_rat
Jun 4, 2001


Poohs Packin posted:

The horses have a secret horse base in the mountains outside denver and is marked by a statue of their leader Blucifer

Fun fact: Blucifer is a good horsey

Poohs Packin
Jan 13, 2019



Side note: "horse girls" freak me out.

dr_rat
Jun 4, 2001


Poohs Packin posted:

Side note: "horse girls" freak me out.

Centaurs indeed do show why the greek gods were a weird bunch and messed way to much with the earthly affairs of human and horse.

Playing god with genetics should always rightly be left to the domain of mad scientists and none others.

Edmund Sparkler
Jul 4, 2003

It's okay to watch child porn if you don't touch your dick, just raises awareness man.



BIG TIT LIL NIP posted:

source your quotes

Horse your oats.

Twitch
Apr 15, 2003

by Fluffdaddy


Meredith Baxter-Burnout posted:

*belches loudly*

"That's some good horse!"

I'm a vegan, but I hate those loving dancing horse people so much I think I'd be okay eating one of those horses. Or the jockey. Or the owners.

ncumbered_by_idgits
Sep 20, 2008




I feel like they may not have thought this through all the way.

Vulgar
Aug 17, 2003

I am the man of la ManchaÖ my dream is impossible!



dr_rat posted:

You will be first against the wall!!!



They donít stand a chance

Unleash the ants

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

The human face is, after all, nothing more nor less than a mask.


Horses have huge penises. Just gargantuan. Like Eiffel tower dicks

Yet mine is bigger :thunk:

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon

low key sex master posted:

Horses have huge penises. Just gargantuan. Like Eiffel tower dicks

Yet mine is bigger :thunk:

I hope this doesn't spook you but you may be a horse

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013
Probation
Can't post for 19 days!


low key sex master posted:

Horses have huge penises. Just gargantuan. Like Eiffel tower dicks

Yet mine is bigger :thunk:

And yet you haven't been put down after your multiple failures odd

Dumb Sex-Parrot
Dec 24, 2020


Hmm, they should pile the loser horses in a big bloody heap and have the winner horses jump over it while the Queen applauds.

Xaintrailles
Aug 14, 2015

:hellyeah::histdowns:

Look, horse shipping is expensive.

dr_rat
Jun 4, 2001


Vulgar posted:

They donít stand a chance

Unleash the ants
Just tuned into BBC live reporting from the battlefront and alas have some sad news in regard to you might art army.

dr_rat
Jun 4, 2001


ncumbered_by_idgits posted:

I feel like they may not have thought this through all the way.

drat straight they gave their only gun to their mortal enemy. The fools.

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

The human face is, after all, nothing more nor less than a mask.


Big Beef City posted:

And yet you haven't been put down after your multiple failures odd

:negative:

rad daddy o
Apr 25, 2017



The Olympic would be more fun if it was appropriate to laugh and cheer when someone gets injured.

Pimpcasso
Mar 13, 2002
MY PRONOUNS ARE SHIT/HEAD


Mr hands perished while training for the olympics

Rip

dr_rat
Jun 4, 2001


Rad-daddio posted:

The Olympic would be more fun if it was appropriate to laugh and cheer when someone gets injured.

Be the change you want to see in this world :dance:

gleebster
Dec 16, 2006

Only a howler

Pillbug

Xaintrailles posted:

Look, horse shipping is expensive.

The shipping and handling charges, that's how they get ya!

Worf
Sep 12, 2017




ncumbered_by_idgits posted:

I feel like they may not have thought this through all the way.

move gun point a to point B shoot gun, if horse die gun still at point b

if horse act recalcitrant aim down pull trig

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Worf
Sep 12, 2017




also i guess bak then it was probably a race if the barrel overheated before the horses brains started leaking out their ears

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