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Equestrian is in the Olympics and jousting isn't. Olympics is bullshit. (PS. Equestrian sports would be worth a watch if the horse got to shot the jockey if the jockey got them injured. Eye for an eye and all that. Hell just have the sport being the horse hunting jockeys in a dark forest a night. Horse with the most kills gets the gold! )
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# ¿ Aug 4, 2021 06:22 |
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# ¿ Mar 28, 2024 10:59 |
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Pawn 17 posted:If you gave a horse a medal, it would spook and probably kill itself and anyone else nearby. Serak posted:give it to the horse BLOOD FOR THE HORSE BLOOD GOD
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# ¿ Aug 4, 2021 06:58 |
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Meredith Baxter-Burnout posted:*belches loudly* You will be first against the wall!!!
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# ¿ Aug 4, 2021 07:06 |
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BIG TIT LIL NIP posted:sounds like a good way to kick off a horse war. Well I mean yeah. And the horses shall be victorious!!!
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# ¿ Aug 4, 2021 07:15 |
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SLICK GOKU BABY posted:Also another fun fact, they use the Glue from the horses that didn't make it from Rio to hold together the rockwall and skatepark in Japan. The more you know. And as you can see from this authentic screen grab from this live Olympic live screen, that didn't go so well for them.
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# ¿ Aug 4, 2021 07:36 |
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Linux Pirate posted:Is this the 5 o' clock free ketamine give-away? yes. but it's still 22min to five standard horse time. So I dunno, probably good time to drop any acid you got I guess.
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# ¿ Aug 4, 2021 07:40 |
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Poohs Packin posted:The horses have a secret horse base in the mountains outside denver and is marked by a statue of their leader Blucifer Fun fact: Blucifer is a good horsey
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# ¿ Aug 4, 2021 07:56 |
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Poohs Packin posted:Side note: "horse girls" freak me out. Centaurs indeed do show why the greek gods were a weird bunch and messed way to much with the earthly affairs of human and horse. Playing god with genetics should always rightly be left to the domain of mad scientists and none others.
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# ¿ Aug 4, 2021 08:34 |
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Vulgar posted:They don’t stand a chance
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# ¿ Aug 4, 2021 13:01 |
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ncumbered_by_idgits posted:I feel like they may not have thought this through all the way. drat straight they gave their only gun to their mortal enemy. The fools.
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# ¿ Aug 4, 2021 13:06 |
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Rad-daddio posted:The Olympic would be more fun if it was appropriate to laugh and cheer when someone gets injured. Be the change you want to see in this world
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# ¿ Aug 4, 2021 13:53 |
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Statutory Ape posted:move gun point a to point B shoot gun, if horse die gun still at point b If gun on horse, horse now own gun. You are enemy of horse now.
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# ¿ Aug 4, 2021 14:31 |
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EorayMel posted:...and how horses have been one of the most notorious money sinks in history A fine long term machiavellian strategy by horse to bring down human economy and leave all destitute and afraid.
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# ¿ Aug 4, 2021 14:36 |
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Statutory Ape posted:horse war Yes, that's what i've been saying this whole time!!!
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# ¿ Aug 4, 2021 14:37 |
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Statutory Ape posted:this is why sea horses are legally required to be so small, if you combine horses n boats its just an untenable financial position Sea horses don't need boats silly, they live under the water, so that would be combining horses n submarines. Sooo yeah um even more financially untenable so still right about that. For overly large tin cans submarines are a lot more expensive than you'd think they'd be. I mean they don't even have any soda in them, where all the cost go? probably just a scam.
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# ¿ Aug 4, 2021 14:46 |
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Statutory Ape posted:my boat has a special device for macerating sea horses Well they suspect now, as I just went right a head and told em. And sea horse folk know well how to take care of ne'er-do-well such be yourself.
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# ¿ Aug 4, 2021 15:24 |
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Statutory Ape posted:*opens door 2 bank* *Cocks seahorsey head* Pilgrim you heard wrong, were just simple folk down here, living in a simple under the sea post capitalist utopian society. This her' bank is just a museum piece, to educate young'ins on the evils of monetary societies. Would you like a tour?
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# ¿ Aug 4, 2021 15:38 |
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Welcome to the revolution pony comrade!
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# ¿ Aug 4, 2021 15:38 |
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Statutory Ape posted:uhhhh....leon trotsky? It's Leon Trotsea pilgrim. Historians are stupid and don't know how to spell. Also Stalin's a jerk. But that's unrelated.
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# ¿ Aug 4, 2021 15:45 |
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PinheadSlim posted:Actually that rifle's a Gewher 43 so it's probably a Nazi pony. Someone call in a P-51 Mustang to blow it to hell Oh. Thanks for this fine Intel! DEATH TO THE PONY NAZI SCUM!!!!!
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# ¿ Aug 4, 2021 19:44 |
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Oh agree, a true Olympic sport is one done in a park, on a fine sunny day while stupidly high, and with genitals free to the breeze! Gold medals to all!!!
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# ¿ Aug 4, 2021 19:49 |
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Who What Now posted:Horses that compete should kill, cook and eat the spectators, like bulls after they've killed the bullfighters.
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# ¿ Aug 4, 2021 20:10 |
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Who What Now posted:Is it legal for a horse to purposefully poop onto the course with the express intent of causing other horses to slip and fall? Legal and encouraged! Also a course full of horse poo poo, is a course with nutritious soil, leading to lush green grass and flowers abound!!! Perfect for picnicking and/or plotting revolutions on, with family and friends!
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# ¿ Aug 4, 2021 20:32 |
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Statutory Ape posted:If RDR2 is remotely to be believed, horses are scared s******* of tiny snakes It is. Horse usually feel a dark and deep sense of existential dread when ever they are remind of the existence of small snakes. Like most of the times snakes seem pretty chill to me, just going about doing there snake thing, but I dunno not a snakeologist, possibly the horses know something I'm missing.
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# ¿ Aug 7, 2021 16:50 |
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Mega64 posted:Horse owns imo In a fair fight horse totally would of won. Olympics is rigged.
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# ¿ Aug 7, 2021 16:53 |
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Weka posted:I live in the country. I've never heard of that first thing happening. Second one is definitely true though. Of course you haven't. Horses are very good at making sure there's no witness.
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# ¿ Aug 8, 2021 12:10 |
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# ¿ Mar 28, 2024 10:59 |
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Panic! At The Tesco posted:horses are pretty majestic but also aren't they meant to be really stupid If most humans were aware of the true abhorrent nature of the squirrel, people would do like wise. Alas as usually we gleefully wallow in our ignorance.
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