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Escape From Noise

Would an advertising executive
Understand where the homeless live?
Would he know about the bubbles in his glass?
Would the bubbles in his glass
Understand what the man's golf cart is?
Do they know you can die frozen underneath an overpass?


Everyone, I'm sure, is familiar with the recent sex toy, the Balldo (:balldo:)



We even got a smilie out of it and Jerry of Balldo Enterprises LTD posted briefly in the GBS Balldo Thread. Balldo just claims to be a fun Mom & Pop sex toy manufacturer hoping to deliver hand-crafted earth shattering ballgasms to their customers, who they call family, by way of their ballsex device.



All very heart-warming and wholesome...OR SO YOU WOULD THINK! Posters of Something Awful Forums, I have found evidence that the Balldo and associated earth-shattering ballgasms are all part of a CIA PSYOP. My evidence? This bad boy!



That's right! This is a CIA scrotum actually on display in the International Spy Museum in Washington, D.C. Hidden in plain sight! What the CIA is planning to do with this device may shock you and your family! Yes! Even your pets! So strap in! It's one hell of a ride!

Escape From Noise fucked around with this message at 08:17 on Aug 4, 2021

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Areola Grande



Areola Grande



:birdthunk: what are they up 2 this time

Kilomile

The Square's just a kilomile that-a-way!

glad this isn't about Balto the dog who is a Hero of the People

Ventral EggSac



Balldo used to be Chiquita Balls, which used to be United Crotchfruit Company, which lobbied the US successfully to overthrow the government of Jacobo Arbenz

pnac attack



where's balldo? besides destabilizing a developing nation. be more specific

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How Wonderful!


I only have excellent ideas.


If you go down on the balldo its called giving Jade Helm

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pnac attack



How Wonderful! posted:

If you go down on the balldo its called giving Jade Helm

https://giant.gfycat.com/EasygoingHeartfeltBigmouthbass.mp4ty mani <3

watho


The real world will, again tomorrow, function and run without me.



psy op deez nuts bitch



thank u vanisher for the sig

Ass-penny



I believe it.


Thank you Khanstant for the excellent gobbo
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shout out hbag for the probe badge labour

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN


I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.




I knew ballsex was evil somehow! I just knew it!

Heather Papps


hello internet friend




it's not a feature, it's a bug


i'm nuts about fall

Mormon Nailer

PHANTOM QUEEN




P sure it's a psyop to get every single person with balls literally balls deep in a CIA operative while everyone listening on the wire laughs their asses off because their plan to get everyone to humiliate themselves worked.

FutonForensic



How Wonderful! posted:

If you go down on the balldo its called giving Jade Helm

take the moon



isnt there a poster named balldo? or am i wrong? are they a psyop?


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Farecoal

There he go


take the moon posted:

isnt there a poster named balldo? or am i wrong? are they a psyop?

are you a psyop??

frump truck

hello... again!



if you take an l out of this name it becomes a fun and jocular way to call a bald guy (you have to be friends with the bald guy or he'll get mad)

take the moon



Farecoal posted:

are you a psyop??

maybe


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How Wonderful!


I only have excellent ideas.


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take the moon




lol


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Escape From Noise

Would an advertising executive
Understand where the homeless live?
Would he know about the bubbles in his glass?
Would the bubbles in his glass
Understand what the man's golf cart is?
Do they know you can die frozen underneath an overpass?


take the moon posted:

isnt there a poster named balldo? or am i wrong? are they a psyop?

You mean forums user Balls Dildo? Not sure if they're in on it.

Code Jockey

you can call
but I seldom answer after all




please, balls dildo was my father's name, call me balldo

Escape From Noise

Would an advertising executive
Understand where the homeless live?
Would he know about the bubbles in his glass?
Would the bubbles in his glass
Understand what the man's golf cart is?
Do they know you can die frozen underneath an overpass?


Kilomile posted:

glad this isn't about Balto the dog who is a Hero of the People

Balto was was a CIA PSYOP to get a nation to associate the Balldo and it's life changing ballgasms with life saving medicine.

Finger Prince

"I think he's watching us..."

"No, it's just the Mountain Peeks."
(Source)



Not much, what's balldo with you?

Android Blues



Husband, braced into the Balldo with the postural composition of a painting Goya never sold because it was "too hosed up": Alright, wife. I'm ready for my...uaggh...earth-shattering ballgasm.
Me: *fainted from arousal*

How Wonderful!


I only have excellent ideas.


Android Blues posted:

the postural composition of a painting Goya never sold because it was "too hosed up"

lmao

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Escape From Noise

Would an advertising executive
Understand where the homeless live?
Would he know about the bubbles in his glass?
Would the bubbles in his glass
Understand what the man's golf cart is?
Do they know you can die frozen underneath an overpass?


Android Blues posted:

Husband, braced into the Balldo with the postural composition of a painting Goya never sold because it was "too hosed up": Alright, wife. I'm ready for my...uaggh...earth-shattering ballgasm.
Me: *fainted from arousal*

Lol.

Code Jockey

you can call
but I seldom answer after all




Android Blues posted:

Husband, braced into the Balldo with the postural composition of a painting Goya never sold because it was "too hosed up": Alright, wife. I'm ready for my...uaggh...earth-shattering ballgasm.
Me: *fainted from arousal*

Manifisto




https://giant.gfycat.com/DefinitiveBowedBarnowl.mp4
ty vanisher

Finger Prince

"I think he's watching us..."

"No, it's just the Mountain Peeks."
(Source)



Bålldö


BALLS DILDO

there can be no true peace if you enjoy using the computer




the balldo is real and it tried to gently caress my rear end



thanku pot smoke phoenix 4 sigs and thanku tiny myers for possum

Code Jockey

you can call
but I seldom answer after all




Nosfereefer



balldo is currently destabilizing most regions on the globe

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

Escape From Noise

Would an advertising executive
Understand where the homeless live?
Would he know about the bubbles in his glass?
Would the bubbles in his glass
Understand what the man's golf cart is?
Do they know you can die frozen underneath an overpass?


Escape From Noise

Would an advertising executive
Understand where the homeless live?
Would he know about the bubbles in his glass?
Would the bubbles in his glass
Understand what the man's golf cart is?
Do they know you can die frozen underneath an overpass?


Nosfereefer posted:

balldo is currently destabilizing most regions on the globe

Earth-shattering ballgasms (earthquake machine, weather control)

Code Jockey

you can call
but I seldom answer after all




wanna be a
baller
sack collar
couple inches
of testicle armor

BALLS DILDO

there can be no true peace if you enjoy using the computer




Escape From Noise posted:

You mean forums user Balls Dildo? Not sure if they're in on it.

i'm in on it.
just as a joke. funny joke :)



thanku pot smoke phoenix 4 sigs and thanku tiny myers for possum

Escape From Noise

Would an advertising executive
Understand where the homeless live?
Would he know about the bubbles in his glass?
Would the bubbles in his glass
Understand what the man's golf cart is?
Do they know you can die frozen underneath an overpass?


BALLS DILDO posted:

i'm in on it.
just as a joke. funny joke :)

:mods:

cruft



I had "the talk" with Ms cruft this morning. You know the one. The talk about the balldo™ • The World's First Ball-Dildo.

I explained the simple process of stuffing my nuts into it, pulling one or two silicone ballsack spacers up, and then pounding away. I mentioned the necessary modifications to possible positions, and was sure to bring up the earth-shattering ballgasms.

It seems we will not be purchasing a balldo™.

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Zil

I kind of want it.
Good Enough!





Nosfereefer posted:

balldo is currently destabilizing most regions on the globe

most or moist?


Big thanks to Heather Papps for my first BYOB sig!!11!

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