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Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

What is Dungeons and Dragons?


A delivery service for potatoes: Tuber Eats

A chat app for people that work in porn industry making flavored oils to use in shoots and videos: Luber Greets

A dating service for busty women: Boober Meets

A speciality app that sends bespoke sports footwear to social media influencers: YouTuber Cleats

An app to coordinate ways to grief starting players in MMOs: Noober Beats

A store for horror-themed couch and chair cushions: Krueger Seats

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goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.




Grimey Drawer

An app that greatly speeds up the process of sending unsolicited pictures of your genitals: Quik Cok.

Blurry Gray Thing
Jun 3, 2009


An app that wealthy, attractive people with lots of disposable income can use when they want to open their home up to a lazy moocher of no real merit or value.

I just need a few months while I work on my first book.

Vakal
May 11, 2008


App that lets you pre-sell your organs for some fast cash.

William Henry Hairytaint
Oct 29, 2011



An app that listens for approaching footsteps and starts playing a repeating sound clip of a man or woman screaming DONT COME IN HERE I'M POOPING

Once you've got people roped in with that start releasing other clips microtransaction style. DONT COME IN HERE I'M

PISSING
VOMITING
MASTURBATING
CUMMING

Kid friendly versions:

DANCING
SINGING
GIGGLING
PLAYING

Boomer edition:

HATING
COMPLAINING
SLEEPING
DYING

etc.

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.




Grimey Drawer

An app that tracks levels of disgust on the faces around you and yells at you to take a loving shower and stop stinking up the train every day.

Ventral EggSac
Dec 3, 2019



An app that controls a set of silicone lips that attaches to your usb-c or aux port or whatever to give you a blowjob

pop fly to McGillicutty
Feb 2, 2004
Im gonna put cupcakes on your mind


Gamefly but it's tits.

UberEats but for drugs.

Etc

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.




Grimey Drawer

AirBnB but for buttholes.

Xaintrailles
Aug 14, 2015

:hellyeah::histdowns:

An app that bans the OP.

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.




Grimey Drawer

An app that links you with a priest who will pray on your behalf and let you know that you are loved, as long as you provide them with a character reference and alibi whenever necessary.

Ventral EggSac
Dec 3, 2019



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H_QCQXF-CQw

DeeplyConcerned
Apr 29, 2008




goatface posted:

An app that tracks levels of disgust on the faces around you and yells at you to take a loving shower and stop stinking up the train every day.

OK I get it
Jesus Christ ill take a loving shower. between the giant billboards on the way home the Internet ads, your posts and the dude skywriting I get the loving message

Katamari Democracy
Jan 18, 2010

Oh, We understand.
A trip to collect a million votes, yes.
Oh, we know why.
We get the point of rolling up a million


Wedge Regret

An app that asks if there is an app for the app you want.

Supreme Allah
Oct 6, 2004

everybody relax, i'm here


Nap Ghost

an app that tells you every time your moms being banged, by me - this app would be going off all the time OP

BIG TIT LIL NIP
Oct 5, 2005






lasr a subscription service that turns your phone into a powerful laser pointer

Bonzo
Mar 11, 2004

Just like Mama used to make it!


An app that will keep Uber drivers from pitching you app ideas when you ask them for a ride to your tech company office.

gleebster
Dec 16, 2006

Only a howler

Pillbug

An app that steals app ideas, through stealth if possible and with threats otherwise.

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.




Grimey Drawer

An app that tells you which bits of a qr code to colour in to make a poster redirect to goatse.

A Fancy Hat
Nov 18, 2016

Always remember that the former President was dumber than the dumbest person you've ever met by a wide margin



An app that senses your mood and, every time you get happy, it reminds you of some horrible event in your life or in the outside world.

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD

Kindr, an app that lets you know what inside your chocolate eggs by scanning the barcode.

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015



Uber Teats. It costs a little more, but the driver is a stripper and she shows you her tits at the end of the ride. :mamacita:

super sweet best pal
Nov 18, 2009



Myspace but mobile.

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

What is Dungeons and Dragons?


I am dissapointed that you're all only doing half the bit

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

What is Dungeons and Dragons?


Not you, goat and clam. You guys are cool.

fishing with the fam
Feb 29, 2008

Durr


A repository of pictures, names, addresses and contact info for larger men with breasts: Moober Deets

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014



Uber but for Hookers.

Lascivious Sloth
Apr 26, 2008



An app for posting and rating pigs balls

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

Well, I've got brain damage on the side of my brain, and I don't know which side, left or right, where I huffed gasoline for ten long years.




Milkr
An app for milking enthusiasts to meat one another

Butternubs
Feb 15, 2012


Bug identification app, you can submit bugs to be identified and also identify others bugs. If you correctly identify a bug fast enough it shows you a picture of a boob.

E; I mean creepy crawly bugs but computer bugs would work also.

Ventral EggSac
Dec 3, 2019



Ventral EggSac posted:

An app that controls a set of silicone lips that attaches to your usb-c or aux port or whatever to give you a blowjob

This one is called Lipper Skeets

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014



An app that tells you the winning lottery ticket numbers.

Mac and Cheese
Oct 29, 2010

>> your wife is now in limbo for eternity >>

Who What Now posted:

I am dissapointed that you're all only doing half the bit

sorey

an app that makes a list of puns of other apps to not disappoint op. rhymr

Hatsune Mike
Oct 9, 2013



i already thought of "YouTube, but for Potatoes" called YouTuber

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014



RAPTr

an app that tells you when the rapture is gonna happen and if you are getting salvation

pop fly to McGillicutty
Feb 2, 2004
Im gonna put cupcakes on your mind


A Fancy Hat posted:

An app that senses your mood and, every time you get happy, it reminds you of some horrible event in your life or in the outside world.

Try twitter for that

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.




Grimey Drawer

Microsoft Outcock

An app you install on your friend's phone that looks just like outlook but silently adds a photo of a micropenis to the end of every email they send.

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014



Sent from my iPenis.

Ventral EggSac
Dec 3, 2019



Pooper Street, an app that inflates a balloon that will pop in contact with dog poo poo and envelop it so its not stinky or visible

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Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

Well, I've got brain damage on the side of my brain, and I don't know which side, left or right, where I huffed gasoline for ten long years.




Poopr
An app for work poopers, every time you poop at work you hit a button and it sends a Something Awful forums DM to Piggy Smalls with a randomly generated message like "I'm pooping at work, you suck", "gonna write me a ticket, poop police?", or "do you smell what this turlet is cookin?"

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