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Webbeh
Dec 13, 2003

IF THIS IS A 'LOST' THREAD I'M PROBABLY WHINING ABOUT
STABBEY THE MEANY


The Piper posted:

Time for a wellness check on the Goon CFB Fantasy Football league. Have I been scouting G5 tight ends all Summer for nothing?!

Jesus Christ, y'all - we've been doing this for TEN loving YEARS.

Come celebrate 10 years of fantasy college football and the end of the sport as we know it. Soon, we'll just be drafting ALL SEC ALL THE TIME.

League co-commissioners are Webbeh and kayakyakr.

:d: LEAGUE RULES

A short primer on our league:

quote:

Duplicate Player Allowance: Not Used
Scoring System: Head to Head (Points-Based)
Maximum # of teams: 20
Scoring Period Interval: Weekly
Scoring Period day to start: Tuesday
Player Pool: Division I - Football Bowl Subdivision: Duke, GATec, MiaFL, BC, UNC, Iowa, Pitt, UVA, VaTec, Clem, MD, Ill, Ind, OHSt, FlaSt, MSU, PSU, Purd, Wisc, IASt, Kans, K St, Bayl, Okla, Lou, Mich, OkSt, Tex, TxTch, WVU, Minn, NCSt, Neb, AF, Syr, NW, ColSt, Fres, Hawaii, Nev, NM, SDSU, TCU, SJSU, UNLV, AzSt, Ariz, UtSt, Wake, Rut, Colo, Wyo, Cal, Oreg, OreSt, USC, Stan, Utah, UCLA, Wash, WaSt, Fla, UGA, KY, Mizzu, SCar, Tenn, Vand, Ala, Ark, Aub, LSU, Miss, MisSt, TexAM, Boise, Army, BYU, Navy, ND
Players transferred to another FBS team not in player pool will continue to get stats: Yes

Since COVID-19 broke our collective souls, do we need to change this?


:d: HOME OF INFINITE RECORDS LOSERS

2011 - (1) Taxes (2) Komet (3) bluesquares
2012 - (1) Duraznos (2) Wolfy (3) YoshiFan823
2013 - (1) Taxes (2) The Piper (3) JesusTheDarkLord
2014 - (1) Webbeh (2) Lee Majors (3) Will Styles
2015 - (1) Metapod (2) YoshiFan823 (3) siriuslysomething / Komet
2016 - (1) Taxes (2) NinjaBob (3) kayakyakr
2017 - (1) YoshiFan823 aka DC Murderverse (2) Fork of Unknown Origins (3) Taxes / vyst
2018 - (1) DC Murderverse aka YoshiFan823 (2) kayakyakr (3) Scionix / The Piper
2019 - (1) Spintzel (2) Scionix (3) Will Styles / Webbeh
2020 - (∞) COVID-19 (1) Spintzel (2) (3)



:d: DRAFT ORDER

As usual, we select our draft order by having each player be randomly placed into a NASCAR driver at an upcoming NASCAR race.

We'll discuss this more once we finalize players and league rules.



:d: CURRENT ROSTER

01. Webbeh
02. TheFlyingLlama
03. Scionix
04. Dilber
05. Spintzel
06. Fork of Unknown Origins
07. HOTLANTA MAN
08. LeeMajors
09. vyst
10. Komet
11. kayakyakr
12. Metapod
13. Taxes
14. jabro
15. The Piper
16. Mr. World
17. Ninja Bob
18.DC Murderverse
19. - OPEN SLOT -
20. - OPEN SLOT -

We miss you:
01. Will Styles
02. JesusTheDarkLord

Webbeh fucked around with this message at 22:54 on Aug 15, 2021

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TheFlyingLlama
Jan 2, 2013

You really think someone would do that? Just go on the internet and be a llama?





if I'm in for long enough I have to get a top 3 finish eventually right?

Scionix
Oct 17, 2009

hoog emm xDDD


im back and taxes cheats

Dilber
Mar 27, 2007

TFLC
(Trophy Feline Lifting Crew)


I'm in and ready to lose

Spintzel
Dec 31, 2007

Distractions makes it better when ya take up the ENTIRE ROAD


I知 back and will continue my strategy of blindly grabbing the wrong players into a three-peat

Fork of Unknown Origins
Oct 21, 2005
Gotta Herd On?

In for the last year of being able to draft big 12 teams.

HOTLANTA MAN
Jul 4, 2010

I don't have a sugar daddy. I've never had a sugar daddy. If I wanted a sugar daddy, yes, I could probably go out and get one because I am what? Sickening! You could never have a sugar daddy because you are not that kind of girl.


Lipstick Apathy

Im in put me against scionix every week pls

Scionix
Oct 17, 2009

hoog emm xDDD


HOTLANTA MAN posted:

Im in put me against scionix every week pls

what, so you pack my lunch and tell me how pretty I look in my new dress? in your dreams you loving freak

LeeMajors
Jan 20, 2005

I've gotta stop fantasizing about Lee Majors...
Ah, one more!




I知 BACK baybee

HOTLANTA MAN
Jul 4, 2010

I don't have a sugar daddy. I've never had a sugar daddy. If I wanted a sugar daddy, yes, I could probably go out and get one because I am what? Sickening! You could never have a sugar daddy because you are not that kind of girl.


Lipstick Apathy

Scionix posted:

what, so you pack my lunch and tell me how pretty I look in my new dress? in your dreams you loving freak

Kiss me up. Touch me. Rock my world homes.

vyst
Aug 25, 2009





I'm fuckin ready for the pegging I'm about to receive this season

Komet
Apr 4, 2003



I'm in. Looking forward to a hopefully relatively normal season.

kayakyakr
Feb 16, 2004

Kayak is true


I'm in, once again.

Is anyone else here active in discords? Do we want to start one for this league, or stick with the thread?

Metapod
Mar 18, 2012

TENNESSEE SMASH


Of course

kayakyakr
Feb 16, 2004

Kayak is true


I made a discord: https://discord.gg/FvZRbr2yXw

Webbeh
Dec 13, 2003

IF THIS IS A 'LOST' THREAD I'M PROBABLY WHINING ABOUT
STABBEY THE MEANY



join the discord you plebs

Taxes
Jan 26, 2010

From here, it's possible.


Hello

The Piper
Feb 18, 2007

Step right up and greet the Mets


Count me in for another season of streaming AAC quarterbacks and Big Ten defenses

jabro
Mar 25, 2003

July Mock Draft 2014

1st PLACE
RUNNER-UP
got the knowshon




I知 back!

Webbeh
Dec 13, 2003

IF THIS IS A 'LOST' THREAD I'M PROBABLY WHINING ABOUT
STABBEY THE MEANY


5 oldbies left to commit, I'll reach out Monday.

Komet
Apr 4, 2003



What's the date of the draft?

Mr. World
May 6, 2007
Working undercover for the man . . .

I知 back! :woop:

The Piper
Feb 18, 2007

Step right up and greet the Mets


Komet posted:

What's the date of the draft?

And when is the cursed date on which we determine draft order by NASCAR results??

Webbeh
Dec 13, 2003

IF THIS IS A 'LOST' THREAD I'M PROBABLY WHINING ABOUT
STABBEY THE MEANY


The Piper posted:

And when is the cursed date on which we determine draft order by NASCAR results??

August 15th 1:00pm is the Big Machine Vodka 400 At The Brickyard Powered By Florida Georgia Line, and what better way to order our draft than a hideous Jesus Christ that's bad race name.

Komet posted:

What's the date of the draft?

:siren: Please gimme your draft preferences, goons: https://forms.gle/orksE1XP27Gs5CvA8

Ninja Bob
Nov 20, 2002




Bleak Gremlin

I'm back in! Hooray!

kayakyakr
Feb 16, 2004

Kayak is true


Webbeh posted:

:siren: Please gimme your draft preferences, goons: https://forms.gle/orksE1XP27Gs5CvA8

I give it a 50/50 that I'm able to draft live on any date, so I'm down for all.

Webbeh
Dec 13, 2003

IF THIS IS A 'LOST' THREAD I'M PROBABLY WHINING ABOUT
STABBEY THE MEANY


Mark your calendars for Sunday, August 22 7:00pm EDT for the draft, goonie-bears.

jabro
Mar 25, 2003

July Mock Draft 2014

1st PLACE
RUNNER-UP
got the knowshon




Webbeh posted:

Mark your calendars for Sunday, August 22 7:00pm EDT for the draft, goonie-bears.

Got it.

We getting a driver list tomorrow?

vyst
Aug 25, 2009





Webbeh posted:

Mark your calendars for Sunday, August 22 7:00pm EDT for the draft, goonie-bears.

Imma be high af

Webbeh
Dec 13, 2003

IF THIS IS A 'LOST' THREAD I'M PROBABLY WHINING ABOUT
STABBEY THE MEANY


jabro posted:

Got it.

We getting a driver list tomorrow?

Yep! Appreciate the reminder, I値l get that drafted up today.

Webbeh
Dec 13, 2003

IF THIS IS A 'LOST' THREAD I'M PROBABLY WHINING ABOUT
STABBEY THE MEANY


YOUR RACERS ARE HERE



Metapod - William Byron
Spintzel - Matt DiBenedetto
Webbeh - Kyle Busch
Komet - Michael McDowell
vyst -Kyle Larson
Scionix - Joey Logano
kayakyakr -Brad Keselowski
Dilber - Chris Buescher
DC Murderverse- Tyler Reddick
Fork of Unknown Origins - Austin Dillon
HOTLANTA MAN - Alex Bowman
TheFlyingLlama - Christopher Bell
LeeMajors - Kurt Busch
Jabro - Denny Hamlin
Will Styles - Aric Almirola
The Piper - Kevin Harvick
NinjaBob - Martin Truex Jr.
Taxes - Ross Chastain
JesusTheDarkLord - Ryan Blaney
Mr World - Chase Elliott

Webbeh fucked around with this message at 17:49 on Aug 14, 2021

jabro
Mar 25, 2003

July Mock Draft 2014

1st PLACE
RUNNER-UP
got the knowshon




Race is tomorrow! May your driver finish after mine.

DC Murderverse
Nov 10, 2016

"Tell that to Zod's snapped neck!"



Alright I知 back in.

Will Styles
Jan 19, 2005


Unfortunately I'm not going to have time this season to play :( Good luck out there

Webbeh
Dec 13, 2003

IF THIS IS A 'LOST' THREAD I'M PROBABLY WHINING ABOUT
STABBEY THE MEANY


I put out a feeler for our opening in the NCAA thread, and we've still got one player MIA.

Will Styles posted:

Unfortunately I'm not going to have time this season to play :( Good luck out there

Miss youuuuuuu.

JesustheDarkLord
May 22, 2006

#VolsDeep


Lipstick Apathy

It's taken me this long to get motivated to post in the thread, so I doubt I would ever set my line up this year. I guess I'm out

jabro
Mar 25, 2003

July Mock Draft 2014

1st PLACE
RUNNER-UP
got the knowshon




That some bullshit.

Webbeh
Dec 13, 2003

IF THIS IS A 'LOST' THREAD I'M PROBABLY WHINING ABOUT
STABBEY THE MEANY


JesustheDarkLord posted:

It's taken me this long to get motivated to post in the thread, so I doubt I would ever set my line up this year. I guess I'm out

And I never spelled your username right. MISS YOU TOO. :(

Mr. World
May 6, 2007
Working undercover for the man . . .

I'm getting an error when I log in. Are we still doing the draft tonight?

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Webbeh
Dec 13, 2003

IF THIS IS A 'LOST' THREAD I'M PROBABLY WHINING ABOUT
STABBEY THE MEANY


Race results are in, and of course the driver who got second is JtDL who just bowed out. :lol:

https://www.espn.com/racing/raceresults/_/series/sprint/raceId/202108150012

Based on results, draft order is...

01. vyst -Kyle Larson
02. Mr World - Chase Elliott
03. Spintzel - Matt DiBenedetto
04. LeeMajors - Kurt Busch
05. Dilber - Chris Buescher
06. The Piper - Kevin Harvick
07. NinjaBob - Martin Truex Jr.
08. HOTLANTA MAN - Alex Bowman
09. Webbeh - Kyle Busch
10. DC Murderverse- Tyler Reddick
11. Jabro - Denny Hamlin
12. kayakyakr -Brad Keselowski
13. Taxes - Ross Chastain
14. Komet - Michael McDowell
15. Fork of Unknown Origins - Austin Dillon
16. Metapod - William Byron
17. Scionix - Joey Logano
18. TheFlyingLlama - Christopher Bell

(can someone make sure I didn't screw up?)

OUT SO IT DOESN'T MATTER:
JesusTheDarkLord - Ryan Blaney
Will Styles - Aric Almirola

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