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Cody vs Black 69 47.92%
Legit vs Bunny 15 10.42%
Christian vs Blade 10 6.94%
Jericho vs Juvi 6 4.17%
2.0 and Garcia vs Kingston, Mox and Darby 44 30.56%
Total: 144 votes
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MorningMoon
Dec 29, 2013

He's been tapping into Aunt May's bank account!
Didn't I kill him with a HELICOPTER?
Gonna watch in like an hour was it a good Dynamite?

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MorningMoon
Dec 29, 2013

He's been tapping into Aunt May's bank account!
Didn't I kill him with a HELICOPTER?
-Juventud looks alright, oh no those tijeras. Oh dear oh man. And again lmao. Jericho probably just did the safest catch in this company.

"So is Juventud rusty?" JR calling it lmao

these old men are starting to flop at each other in a higher gear at least

wow jericho got a neat jump over the ropes, oh and those elbows oof.

very nice backbreaker tho

This should've been the match before the main event.

walls of the top rope is a sick idea. but, uh, didn't quite stick it lmao

34 live shows in Daily's, here's to 102 more.

Not As Awful As It Could've Been/10, some very good ideas but these men are too broken down to execute 'em. Still went alrightish enough.

MorningMoon fucked around with this message at 04:54 on Aug 5, 2021

MorningMoon
Dec 29, 2013

He's been tapping into Aunt May's bank account!
Didn't I kill him with a HELICOPTER?
I hope Wardlow isn't Labor #4.

I do want AEW Ice Cream Bars.

Aw, it's Wardlow. MJF as ref sounds fun, though. Kotor sign this week.

PENTA IN A SUIT. SI, PARTELE SU PUTRA MADRE AL ANDRADE.

NO ADAM, YOU NEED YOUR NAKAMA. ADAM. ADAM, COME ON.


2.0! The 2.0 on the mostright of this promo has the exact same face as a guy i went to college with, just photoshopped on to a big beefy body.

Oh my gosh the cartoon in Darby's intro looked so cute.

hahah what a match, poor Matt Lee. Love it.

Oh no, not his selling knee!

God, this slaps. This loving slaps.

"ARE YOU REALLY STING?!" AND DARBY DOESN'T WANNA SHARE HIS DAD

MOXLEY'S RESEDING HAIRLINE MAKES HIM AS POWERFUL AS VEGETA.

What a loving trios team. Amazing poo poo.

yup that are you really sting bit is the perfect clip

MorningMoon
Dec 29, 2013

He's been tapping into Aunt May's bank account!
Didn't I kill him with a HELICOPTER?
The Elite lmao.

BAHKAW BAHKAW BAHKAW BAHKAW

Match starting pretty hot.

Christian is gonna adopt Leyla for the trios tournament alongside jungle boy.

Holy gently caress Blade just threw him into the rope. Oof again, looks brutal.

Burying Toney's marriage on fite lmao.

Man, Blade is looking excellent. But idk what's shinier, his leather pants or his sweat-coated everything else.

Special friday Dark??

oh he ate that loving ringpost, beautiful flop out the ring

holy poo poo these PUDDLES of sweat

match slaps

the knux the SPEAR! Little bit deflating, but still alright. Very neat match.

MorningMoon
Dec 29, 2013

He's been tapping into Aunt May's bank account!
Didn't I kill him with a HELICOPTER?
Hey a woman promo before the end of the first hour!

Red Velvet has been kicking fuckin' rear end lately, she deserves the shot.

HELL YEAH ON RAMPAGE. lol the music cue.

askhasdhAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA FUEGO LMAO OH NO, HE CAN'T SHINE THE SHOES IF HE'S LAID OUT.

Kinda loving the idea of Penta and Fenix seeing this happena nd Fenix going "...who the gently caress is that guy?" while Penta goes "hell yeah! kill that guy!" also just happy that Fuego is there, was kinda worried that him dying meant he wasn't booked.

The hungman.

COME ON HANGMAN ASK FOR HELP THEY'RE RIGHT THERE. AAAAAAAAGH I'LL ACCEPT FRANKIE BUT COME ON

:smith:

MorningMoon
Dec 29, 2013

He's been tapping into Aunt May's bank account!
Didn't I kill him with a HELICOPTER?
Time for murder.

I'm just assuming Dustin is giving Lee the same peptalks he gave Fuego.

Jesus, Miro.

Jesus, Miro.

Jesus, Miro.

Shotty squirrels out into the commercial break.

He's just making Miro's bara tiddies jiggle a little.

I'd be cool with Dustin vs Miro at a PPV.

"GOD'S FAVORITE CHAMPION"
"God's greates champion?"
"GOD'S FAVORITE CHAMPION"
I guess Miro know has psychic powers and knows when JR calls something wrong.

This is an action horror movie.

loving love trying to chop him down with tope suicidas. Jesus chrsit, Miro.

ONE!

God, these guys are looking phenomenal.

TWO!

:stare:

GAME! OVER!!

What an amazing match.

MorningMoon
Dec 29, 2013

He's been tapping into Aunt May's bank account!
Didn't I kill him with a HELICOPTER?
What an amazing announce team :allears:

WHAT! BEST FRIENDS?!

Serena is injured again?? :(

Hirsch is so loving cool

Bunny isn't amazing, but her in ring acting goes so well with her moveset.

Oooooh a Nyla vs Statlander program?

Ooooh that loving knee

shut up about her height, JR, gently caress

sick grapple finish

MorningMoon
Dec 29, 2013

He's been tapping into Aunt May's bank account!
Didn't I kill him with a HELICOPTER?
#JadeBrand

Glad she's wrestling again.

Great cards

At long last, it's time for Malakai


Malakai with no creak?? ok i guess

...this gear is so sick, tho. And i dig the song. WASSUUUUUUUUUUP

ooooooh that kneebar

a woo, cheeky :allears:

yeah, yup. I saw little of Malakai in my time being back into WWE, but it's always been super sick strikes.

The black eye stuff is smearing so well on the rest os his face.

Sensational counter to the cross rhodes

THROUGH THE loving TABLE

Maybe don't slow-mo replay it tho lmao

what the gently caress is jR doing to his mic??

WHAT!! WHAT?! BAH GAWD!!!! THERE'S SEVEN loving MINUTES LEFT?! MALAKAI KICKED CODY INTO THE GO BIG SHOW DIMENSION I GUESS

MorningMoon
Dec 29, 2013

He's been tapping into Aunt May's bank account!
Didn't I kill him with a HELICOPTER?
Cody sounds like he'sa bout to cry lmao

...so much fun??...

hey wait what the gently caress no way, right?

that crutch is so tiny lol

he's gotta be going to the go big show dimension

holy poo poo?

!

nah i gotta be getting worked

no better place

oh my god Cody no way

OH MY GOD THE BOOTS :cry:

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH MALAKAI

MorningMoon
Dec 29, 2013

He's been tapping into Aunt May's bank account!
Didn't I kill him with a HELICOPTER?

LividLiquid posted:

Say again? I watched on FITE and don't know what you mean.

It was something along the lines of "the blade's tactics are like my marriage, vicious" and then Ex goes "I thought you were gonna say punishing" and then everyone gets a round of describing Toney's marriage via teh match.

MorningMoon
Dec 29, 2013

He's been tapping into Aunt May's bank account!
Didn't I kill him with a HELICOPTER?

rotinaj posted:

Cody did a really good job falling off the turnbuckle and going through the table without making it look like he was obviously jumping through the table

Thought so to, then the slowmo replay happened

MorningMoon
Dec 29, 2013

He's been tapping into Aunt May's bank account!
Didn't I kill him with a HELICOPTER?

MassRafTer posted:

Hey everyone, I know things have been tough here, there have been lots of bad posts. Code THATB can only go so far, so I brought in a ringer to improve the posts here.

https://twitter.com/mongo_ebooks/status/1423355507587362828

This is the nicest thing, Thanks Mass :3:

Now if only that could fix the Hangman angl*Luther throws me at the wall*

MorningMoon
Dec 29, 2013

He's been tapping into Aunt May's bank account!
Didn't I kill him with a HELICOPTER?

MassRafTer posted:

I cannot believe Luther charges only $35, gets a request that goofy and decides he is going to work out spots with Serpentico. The absolute best.

gently caress, for 35 I might bite

MorningMoon
Dec 29, 2013

He's been tapping into Aunt May's bank account!
Didn't I kill him with a HELICOPTER?
He wants to go to the Go Big Show dimension and then from there go to other legit television dimensions.

MorningMoon
Dec 29, 2013

He's been tapping into Aunt May's bank account!
Didn't I kill him with a HELICOPTER?

I'm starting to think that they did this week's Dynamite, with the usual Elevation and Dark before and after, and then the following night they just started recording another Dark out of habit.

MorningMoon
Dec 29, 2013

He's been tapping into Aunt May's bank account!
Didn't I kill him with a HELICOPTER?

CopywrightMMXI posted:

You gotta figure eventually they’ll just make this into syndicated content. Plus it’s lots of content for a streaming service some day.

El Rey Network 2 is proud to present 24 hours of Luther. Only the best Darks that feature at least one match with our favorite forehead.

MorningMoon
Dec 29, 2013

He's been tapping into Aunt May's bank account!
Didn't I kill him with a HELICOPTER?
E: Not the dark thread.


For the main stuff to catch up, I'd say everything involving Hangman. I don't exaggerate when I say it feels like he's the main character of AEW.

MorningMoon
Dec 29, 2013

He's been tapping into Aunt May's bank account!
Didn't I kill him with a HELICOPTER?
ADRENALINE
IN MY SOUL
MALAKAI KILLED
CODY RHODES
uuuh huuuaishghseeeee
WHOA-OH!

MorningMoon
Dec 29, 2013

He's been tapping into Aunt May's bank account!
Didn't I kill him with a HELICOPTER?
Ogogo is the only person in AEW to stop Billy Gunn's amoeba-esque multiplication, so he's still got goodwill from me.

MorningMoon
Dec 29, 2013

He's been tapping into Aunt May's bank account!
Didn't I kill him with a HELICOPTER?

TV Zombie posted:

Has Austin Gunn not been around because he is working on/promoting/touring his rap album?

it's because ogogo punched his tummy and he exploded. in some BTEs and Sammy Vlogs you can still see the gum-shapped blood splatter in the background

MorningMoon
Dec 29, 2013

He's been tapping into Aunt May's bank account!
Didn't I kill him with a HELICOPTER?

Seams posted:

It was a lil side story for Cody and got some new guys on tv for a bit. I liked it. Hope we see more Mister Freakbeast tho

Mr Freakbeast is in an interesting position. QT is looking like a loser trying to save face, Solo is a loser that's unaware he's got no more face to save, but Comoroto's still pretty respectable. He looked good even when losing to Dustin and going by Dark Commentary, even QT is afraid of the guy. He could totally be the ace of the group and go up in the rankings while the other two low-key seethe. Wouldn't be shocked if Comoroto and Ogogo tagged once Ogogo recovers from his sharingan surgery.

MorningMoon
Dec 29, 2013

He's been tapping into Aunt May's bank account!
Didn't I kill him with a HELICOPTER?

:3:

He writes on the wall "Thank you for letting me be a part of your dream. Remember, total ZERO MIEDO."
Penta is for the children.

MorningMoon
Dec 29, 2013

He's been tapping into Aunt May's bank account!
Didn't I kill him with a HELICOPTER?

Shard posted:

It's so great seeing Penta get big and blow up. He was instantly my favorite in Lucha Underground and it feels so good to see him do good work and be high profile. You go skeleton man!

God, I wish I could find it, but Penta is super huge in Mexico to the point where probably ten years ago he was in a long sketch on some family children variety show where he was throwing hadoukens to penta-ize children.

MorningMoon
Dec 29, 2013

He's been tapping into Aunt May's bank account!
Didn't I kill him with a HELICOPTER?
Love the international dramas bit

MorningMoon
Dec 29, 2013

He's been tapping into Aunt May's bank account!
Didn't I kill him with a HELICOPTER?
The hottest storyline in BTE begins now 2.0 will expose this Bogus Sting

MorningMoon
Dec 29, 2013

He's been tapping into Aunt May's bank account!
Didn't I kill him with a HELICOPTER?
:unsmith:

MorningMoon
Dec 29, 2013

He's been tapping into Aunt May's bank account!
Didn't I kill him with a HELICOPTER?

stab posted:

Oh poo poo my boys were actually on BTE i thought OP was kidding

I'm not exaggerating when I say they got the potential to get as over as Reynolds and Silver did a year+ ago with the recruitment angle.

MorningMoon
Dec 29, 2013

He's been tapping into Aunt May's bank account!
Didn't I kill him with a HELICOPTER?

hell eyah

MorningMoon
Dec 29, 2013

He's been tapping into Aunt May's bank account!
Didn't I kill him with a HELICOPTER?

Hell yes thank you!

MorningMoon
Dec 29, 2013

He's been tapping into Aunt May's bank account!
Didn't I kill him with a HELICOPTER?
https://twitter.com/TommyEnd/status/1424856872767606788
That's a good loving shirt

MorningMoon
Dec 29, 2013

He's been tapping into Aunt May's bank account!
Didn't I kill him with a HELICOPTER?

smarxist posted:

Alan Angels gonna become Kazarian's "Robin"

That would own

MorningMoon
Dec 29, 2013

He's been tapping into Aunt May's bank account!
Didn't I kill him with a HELICOPTER?

Jerusalem posted:

Please BTE I'm begging you, hire somebody to do your sound mixing :negative:

Cutler is evil and loves it


https://twitter.com/AEW/status/1424872783293685763
this should loving slap

MorningMoon
Dec 29, 2013

He's been tapping into Aunt May's bank account!
Didn't I kill him with a HELICOPTER?
https://twitter.com/AEW/status/1424898979746177033

I will pop so hard if 2.0 tries to investigate ""Sting"" at ringside

MorningMoon
Dec 29, 2013

He's been tapping into Aunt May's bank account!
Didn't I kill him with a HELICOPTER?

wrestling is real and amazing

MorningMoon
Dec 29, 2013

He's been tapping into Aunt May's bank account!
Didn't I kill him with a HELICOPTER?
https://twitter.com/AEW/status/1424928494350323715
LET'S GO, DARKHEADS

chaos project vs bear country
a guy holding a giant lollipop and the MANSCOUT return!

MorningMoon
Dec 29, 2013

He's been tapping into Aunt May's bank account!
Didn't I kill him with a HELICOPTER?
He absorbed it and became stronger yooooooo!!!!


oh poo poo, soft rip max. Makes sense and seems fair.

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MorningMoon
Dec 29, 2013

He's been tapping into Aunt May's bank account!
Didn't I kill him with a HELICOPTER?
Just some refocus on punching up. He can stay as edgy as he was if his target is like a local government official vs private women dealing with poo poo from media.

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