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credburn
Jun 22, 2016

Inspired by Classic Comrade's List of cities in the talking heads song "cities", and their attributes in the PYF List thread, I thought it would be fun to breakdown songs until they're effectively just a bunch of ideas and things neatly organized into categories. It's fun and easy to do!

Here's one to get everyone's deuce revved:

Piano Man by Billy Joel

Patrons:
Bill, the Piano Man (narrator)
An old man
Paul
Davy
Businessmen

Employees:
John
The waitress
The manager

Characteristics:
Bill plays piano
Old man is old
The patrons are in the mood for a melody
John is a bartender
John is a friend of Bill's
John gets Bill his drinks for free
John is quick with a joke
John is quick to light up your smoke
Paul is a real estate novelist
Paul never had time for a wife
Davy is in the Navy and probably will be for life

Actions:
Regular crowd shuffles in
An old man making love to his tonic and gin
Paul is talking to Davy
The waitress is practicing politics
The businessmen slowly get stoned
The businessmen are sharing a drink they call "Loneliness"
The manager gives Bill a smile
The patrons put bread in Bill's jar

Observations:
It's nine o'clock on a Saturday
It's a pretty good crowd for a Saturday
The piano smells like a carnival
The microphone smells like a beer

Moods, desires, despair:
The old man wants Bill to play him a sad and sweet memory
The patrons are all in the mood for a melody
Bill has them feeling alright
There's someplace that John would rather be
The businessmen are lonely
The patrons want to forget about life for a while

Demands:
Sing us a song
Sing us a song tonight

Inquiries:
"Man, what are you doing here?"

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credburn
Jun 22, 2016

Alcoholic beverages mentioned by name in "Tequila" by The Champs:

1) Tequila

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