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Popputan

Mahou Shoujo brainrot syndrome. It's terminal.


Hello , real shower taker here! i can answer any question you have abouut showering. :eng101:

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Ventral EggSac



Did you wash behind your ears?

Percy Teatwillow

hi. my name is steven. I'm available for birthdays. here's my card...call me..


what kinda water pressure you workin with, OP?

https://thumbs.gfycat.com/HardtofindImpossibleHoneyeater-mobile.webm
^^^special shout-out to vanisher^^^

Gluehead posted:

i met snow at a restaurant once and i was like 'man, informer is a really good song!' and he just looked up from the bowl of french onion soup he was eating, mouthed the words 'fuck off' and then he gave me the finger twice with boths hands, then crossed the two fingers to make a cross and aimed it at me
Heather Papps


hello internet friend




do you brush your teeth while showering?


i'm nuts about fall

Kaiser Schnitzel

Schnitzel mit uns




How long was the shower?




ty PSP for this wonderful sig!


Displeased Moo Cow

The Journey BeginsTM


what was the pressure of the water coming out of the shower in psi?



THE HEATHER PAPPS

https://giant.gfycat.com/WellgroomedImperfectHaddock.webm the vanisher

Popputan

Mahou Shoujo brainrot syndrome. It's terminal.


Ventral EggSac posted:

Did you wash behind your ears?
ohhhh shoot ohhh no i didn't oh my god im so loving sorry

Percy Teatwillow posted:

what kinda water pressure you workin with, OP?
Not very much, i think. my house is very old so my shower is as well the poor thing's on its last wash :(

Heather Papps posted:

do you brush your teeth while showering?
in the mornings? yes! any other time no. Peeing in the shower is also optimal but as for poopan' i plead the fifth

Kaiser Schnitzel posted:

How long was the shower?
I think it was......... 34 minutes? most showers have me in there for that long my water bill's cray cray

Displeased Moo Cow posted:

what was the pressure of the water coming out of the shower in psi?
see quote numero dos, mr Cow

Ventral EggSac



Popputan posted:

ohhhh shoot ohhh no i didn't oh my god im so loving sorry


a team has been dispatched to your house

Buttchocks

No, I like my hat, thanks.


What flavor was it?

Lizard Wizard

mep, mep


give it back.

Displeased Moo Cow

The Journey BeginsTM


how do you drain the excess moisture? do you use a shower dome?



THE HEATHER PAPPS

https://giant.gfycat.com/WellgroomedImperfectHaddock.webm the vanisher

Escape From Noise

Would an advertising executive
Understand where the homeless live?
Would he know about the bubbles in his glass?
Would the bubbles in his glass
Understand what the man's golf cart is?
Do they know you can die frozen underneath an overpass?


Did you crack a cold one in there?

Displeased Moo Cow

The Journey BeginsTM


what is your opinion on shower caps?



THE HEATHER PAPPS

https://giant.gfycat.com/WellgroomedImperfectHaddock.webm the vanisher

Popputan

Mahou Shoujo brainrot syndrome. It's terminal.


Ventral EggSac posted:

a team has been dispatched to your house
PLEASE dude oh my god i'll get you the money by tomorrow okay i promise i know im overdue but I Really mean it this time please oh god please

Buttchocks posted:

What flavor was it?
the flavor of water that's kinda dirty with a very tiny pinch of sulfur. I Live in the Middle of loving Nowhere

Lizard Wizard posted:

give it back.
DUDE DUDE YOU DONT UNDERSTAND I HAVE THE loving MONEY I'LL MAKE SURE THE CASH FLOW GOES THROUGH YOUR BUSINESS FRONT SO THE FEDS DONMT GET ANY IDEAS ALRIGHT JUST PLEASE LET ME OFF THISD ONE TIME

Displeased Moo Cow posted:

how do you drain the excess moisture? do you use a shower dome?
I personrally just let it condensate and draw funney pictures on the mirrors. You never know what ure gonna get with those mirrors sometimes i draw a phallus and other times a write the word "butt" in Victorian class cursive

Escape From Noise posted:

Did you crack a cold one in there?
i do that sometimes yes! But not this time it was just a nice shower. maybe I'll give updates on my shower drinking habits to everyone in trashed crew

Displeased Moo Cow posted:

what is your opinion on shower caps?
Like the stuff you put on your head? i seriously have no idea what the point of them is like, alright sure if you have some hair condition to where you can't wash it thats fine but at that point just let it run under the water and dont wash it. And if that irritates your hair you are too weak to survive the winter

Escape From Noise

Would an advertising executive
Understand where the homeless live?
Would he know about the bubbles in his glass?
Would the bubbles in his glass
Understand what the man's golf cart is?
Do they know you can die frozen underneath an overpass?


No pressure! A good shower beer is a nice treat sometimes!

Mormon Nailer

PHANTOM QUEEN




Can you draw a dragon

nut


would u recommend showers to others

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gb vanisher for summer

Escape From Noise

Would an advertising executive
Understand where the homeless live?
Would he know about the bubbles in his glass?
Would the bubbles in his glass
Understand what the man's golf cart is?
Do they know you can die frozen underneath an overpass?


Mormon Nailer posted:

Can you draw a dragon

Probably harder to draw than a bath!:dadjoke:

Robot Made of Meat



Lizard Wizard posted:

give it back.

!! LizWiz lives!!


Thanks to Manifisto for the sig!

Escape From Noise

Would an advertising executive
Understand where the homeless live?
Would he know about the bubbles in his glass?
Would the bubbles in his glass
Understand what the man's golf cart is?
Do they know you can die frozen underneath an overpass?


Lizard Wizard posted:

give it back.

poo poo. Missed this quality post.

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD



Hi Popputan. Long time listener, first time caller.

I'm at the airport and my gate changed. The pilot went to the nearest dazbog and i havent seen him since. My question is - have you ever showered at the lounges at the 'port?

Escape From Noise

Would an advertising executive
Understand where the homeless live?
Would he know about the bubbles in his glass?
Would the bubbles in his glass
Understand what the man's golf cart is?
Do they know you can die frozen underneath an overpass?


ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD posted:

Hi Popputan. Long time listener, first time caller.

I'm at the airport and my gate changed. The pilot went to the nearest dazbog and i havent seen him since. My question is - have you ever showered at the lounges at the 'port?

I usually just do a quick sponge bath in the water fountain.

Popputan

Mahou Shoujo brainrot syndrome. It's terminal.


Mormon Nailer posted:

Can you draw a dragon
on the mirror? hell yeah, dude i'll do that next shower promise

nut posted:

would u recommend showers to others
Absolutely! they feel, like, cool, or something. huhuhuhuhuhhhuhuhhuuh

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD posted:

Hi Popputan. Long time listener, first time caller.

I'm at the airport and my gate changed. The pilot went to the nearest dazbog and i havent seen him since. My question is - have you ever showered at the lounges at the 'port?
Great to hear ya call in, Mr. Turboturd, you're on Late in the Mornin' with Popputan live on FM 97.3, and to answer your question would ya BELIEVE I've never even seen a shower place at an airport? I'm serious! Maybe it's 'cuz I don't fly all too much but really! I HAVE showered in a trcukstop before, though. Let me tell ya... it doesn't smell all too great... Thanks for callin', Turd, next caller's comin' in-

take the moon



Mormon Nailer posted:

Can you draw a dragon

in victorian cursive


sig by nesamdoom
sig gob by khanstant

Manifisto




what's your position on pulsating showerheads? are they the work of the devil, or are they a satanic temptation that must be cast from thee?

https://giant.gfycat.com/DefinitiveBowedBarnowl.mp4
ty vanisher

Mormon Nailer

PHANTOM QUEEN




Manifisto posted:

what's your position on pulsating showerheads? are they the work of the devil, or are they a satanic temptation that must be cast from thee?

They are the work of the devil and the devil is divine

Robot Made of Meat



Mormon Nailer posted:

They are the work of the devil and the devil is divine

How could they possibly be the work of the devil? The commercials clearly stated that, "The shower massage by WaterPik is the power of good, clean fun!"

Would the devil introduce us to good, clean fun? Hmm?


Thanks to Manifisto for the sig!

gleebster

Only a howler

Washcloth or freestyle?

Escape From Noise

Would an advertising executive
Understand where the homeless live?
Would he know about the bubbles in his glass?
Would the bubbles in his glass
Understand what the man's golf cart is?
Do they know you can die frozen underneath an overpass?


I just took a shower as well after I got sweaty walking to and from the grocery store. Felt refreshing! Thanks for the tip, op!

Code Jockey

you can call
but I seldom answer after all




if you shower, then how do you culture a rich aura of pheromones?

like, I guess I just don't understand, if I showered I would lose the healthy, robust musk which attracts mates and repels challengers. How do you deal with this? Genuinely curious

Mormon Nailer

PHANTOM QUEEN




OP what kind of soap do you use

Is it better with or without mustard

Popputan

Mahou Shoujo brainrot syndrome. It's terminal.


Manifisto posted:

what's your position on pulsating showerheads? are they the work of the devil, or are they a satanic temptation that must be cast from thee?
forged in hell and should be banished to whence it came.

gleebster posted:

Washcloth or freestyle?
Uh HUH butchu didn't mention Loofas, now
Take a power shower, smell like flower, playan' a game of Clock Tower
Forty fifty minutes in and you can't seem to finish
What's that? the smell you once had, its gonna diminish
Yuh, what's there to cleaning a man? Nothin' but scrubbin' and scrubbin' as fast as you can
Your body marinated in the yuck too long and that's why I gotta freestyle to this song *awesome mic drop*

Escape From Noise posted:

I just took a shower as well after I got sweaty walking to and from the grocery store. Felt refreshing! Thanks for the tip, op!
u see this is whatt happens when people LISTEN to me things just start gettin' a lil' better yknow

Code Jockey posted:

if you shower, then how do you culture a rich aura of pheromones?

like, I guess I just don't understand, if I showered I would lose the healthy, robust musk which attracts mates and repels challengers. How do you deal with this? Genuinely curious
Ah that's simple I just dont talk to french people

Mormon Nailer posted:

OP what kind of soap do you use

Is it better with or without mustard
dr bronners 18-in-1 (yes 18-in-1) mint soap. I bet they made some type of mustard soap but im not stupid mustrard is for hot dogs

Mormon Nailer

PHANTOM QUEEN




Popputan posted:

dr bronners 18-in-1 (yes 18-in-1) mint soap. I bet they made some type of mustard soap but im not stupid mustrard is for hot dogs

ALL ONE ALL ONE ALL ONE

Nosfereefer



Lizard Wizard posted:

give it back.

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

frump truck

hello... again!



Popputan posted:

I bet they made some type of mustard soap but im not stupid mustrard is for hot dogs

Mormon Nailer

PHANTOM QUEEN




What kind of hot dog would you use in the shower

Escape From Noise

Would an advertising executive
Understand where the homeless live?
Would he know about the bubbles in his glass?
Would the bubbles in his glass
Understand what the man's golf cart is?
Do they know you can die frozen underneath an overpass?


Shower beer and a shower dog.

Popputan

Mahou Shoujo brainrot syndrome. It's terminal.


Escape From Noise posted:

Shower beer and a shower dog.
a shower cookout. This is known in the trade as going to a nudist bbq and it starts raining

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gleebster

Only a howler

Popputan posted:


Uh HUH butchu didn't mention Loofas, now


So you're into the rough stuff, eh?

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