can draculas drink beer? (URGENT)

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i don't mean like vampire diaries or whatever, i mean a REAL dracula. can they drink beer or do they just have wine or liquor?

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# ? Aug 6, 2021 02:41

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# ? Apr 19, 2024 11:16

Frances Nurples

draculas drink blood that's like their whole deal

# ? Aug 6, 2021 03:00

Randy Travesty: PHANTOM QUEEN

I mean no, they can't, I saw on the documentary What We Do In The Shadows that even just beer can make a vampire throw up but especially if they eat a loving lot of chips with it so no beer is bad for a dracula I would think

# ? Aug 6, 2021 03:22

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

there's a show called true blood which covers ur burning question in season 1 episode 1 OP. that is the answer u seek

# ? Aug 6, 2021 03:27

Randy Travesty: PHANTOM QUEEN

True Blood more like Fake Blood, get it it together and seek out the TRUTH.

# ? Aug 6, 2021 03:37

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Draculas CAN drink beer but CANNOT eat soft pretzels

# ? Aug 6, 2021 03:56

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Cam they drink white wine, or only red?

# ? Aug 6, 2021 04:07

Robot Made of Meat

According to Bela Lugosi in his 1931 biopic, "Dracula," he never drinks . . . wine.

This does not directly imply that he cannot do so, just that he does not. Many people have expressed confusion regarding this issue.

As to beer, he did not specifically mention that beverage. There is no compelling evidence that he could not drink it if he chose.

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# ? Aug 6, 2021 04:13

Buttchocks: No, I like my hat, thanks.

My uncle programmed the original Castlevania for Nintendo, and he says no they can't.

# ? Aug 6, 2021 06:21

Drink-Mix Man: You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

"And for the gentleman, a Bud Light."

"Oh, nah, you must have misheard me. I said 'I'll have blood, 'aight?'"

# ? Aug 6, 2021 08:21

Escape From Noise

Liquor on the neck...bite her on the neck.

# ? Aug 6, 2021 09:02

nut

sir, the other customers are waiting, if u aren't sure maybe lets just stick with the grand slam?

# ? Aug 6, 2021 10:19

watho: The real world will, again tomorrow, function and run without me.

i think a dracula could drink beer but i don�t think they would enjoy it

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# ? Aug 6, 2021 10:21

IGgy IGsen: "If I lose I will set myself on fire."

Okay so... Draculas are also Satans which is VERY cool imo.

Anyway, Satans don't like the body of christ, which is symbolized by bread and beer is basically liquid bread.

so no, drinking a Jesus is not good for Draculas, they'll die.

source: castlevania

# ? Aug 6, 2021 10:59

Manifisto

draculas are like uncomfortably into body shots. this would be fine if the draculas were like hotties in their twenties but usually they are wrinkly and appear to be in their 70s+. they are more into doing the shots off of other people, not so much being themselves the body off which the shot is done, but let me tell you it's like licking a bag of leathery sandpaper, ick.

so no in the first instance your dracula is a tequila maven, not a beerhound. however I have seen more than one dracula use a beer bong and they can put that stuff away, especially if you infuse the beer with the liquid from a raw steak

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# ? Aug 6, 2021 13:45

bad guy

draculas can drink anything they want except holy water or running water, but it won't have an effect because they're dead, so they can drink beer but they won't get a buzz, or they can drink poison if they want, or dish soap. that's one of the best things about being draculized, you get to find out how everything tastes and win the tide pod challenge. oh except blood obviously gets them mega hosed up

# ? Aug 6, 2021 13:51

Heather Papps: hello friend

draculas can drink beer but only if they've been invited (also there can't be garlic in the beer)

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# ? Aug 6, 2021 15:14

Randy Travesty: PHANTOM QUEEN

Wait is this because you're a dracula now and you want a beer????

# ? Aug 6, 2021 15:16

Escape From Noise

Mormon Nailer posted:

Wait is this because you're a dracula now and you want a beer????

Holy shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

# ? Aug 6, 2021 15:27

Prof. Crocodile

another forums dracula??! first it was literally a person, then waterbed Wendy, now sk�.

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# ? Aug 6, 2021 15:45

cruft

bad guy posted:

draculized

# ? Aug 6, 2021 16:00

Ventral EggSac

IPAs (Iron-rich Pale Assholes)

# ? Aug 6, 2021 16:57

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dracking open a cold 1

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# ? Aug 6, 2021 18:13

Buttchocks: No, I like my hat, thanks.

it would abeer that they can

# ? Aug 6, 2021 18:21

Manifisto

Ventral EggSac posted:

IPAs (Iron-rich Pale Assholes)

ty nesamdoom!

# ? Aug 6, 2021 18:59

Manifisto

they do like a good porter. such as hans, the night porter at the super 8 out on route 12, I bet he'd hit the spot

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# ? Aug 6, 2021 19:00

Frances Nurples

# ? Aug 6, 2021 20:47

Prof. Crocodile

Frances Nurples posted:

this guy gets it

# ? Aug 6, 2021 20:50

Ass-penny

I agree with bad guy, dracula does what dracula wants. You goons aren't the Jesus of Dracula.

# ? Aug 6, 2021 23:16

Escape From Noise

rear end-penny posted:

I agree with bad guy, dracula does what dracula wants. You goons aren't the Jesus of Dracula.

Now I'm curious about the Jesus of Draculas.

# ? Aug 7, 2021 01:04

Randy Travesty: PHANTOM QUEEN

rear end-penny posted:

I agree with bad guy, dracula does what dracula wants. You goons aren't the Jesus of Dracula.

How do you know I'm not the Jesus of Dracula???? Maybe I'm the body, the blood AND the goat sucker????

# ? Aug 7, 2021 01:07

Escape From Noise

Mormon Nailer posted:

How do you know I'm not the Jesus of Dracula???? Maybe I'm the body, the blood AND the goat sucker????

I thought you were the Mothman sucker?

# ? Aug 7, 2021 01:25

Prof. Crocodile

the Jesus of Dracula�s is just normal Jesus. that�s how the whole cross thing works.

not sure about Jesus� stance on garlic, but based on the Jewish food I�ve eaten I�d say he�s probably pretty into it.

# ? Aug 7, 2021 01:57

Escape From Noise

Can Dragulas drink? Or do they just smoke...I guess witches?

# ? Aug 7, 2021 02:05

The Hello Machine: I'm not a real machine, but I am a real Hello-sayer.

I think the poor little dracula can drink some beer...... i mean whats the WORST THAT CAN HAPPEN

# ? Aug 7, 2021 02:06

Randy Travesty: PHANTOM QUEEN

Escape From Noise posted:

I thought you were the Mothman sucker?

That's the discussion for the loving thread

# ? Aug 7, 2021 03:01

Ventral EggSac

Dracoorslight

# ? Aug 7, 2021 03:04

Escape From Noise

Mormon Nailer posted:

That's the discussion for the loving thread

So sucking and loving are related???
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# ? Aug 7, 2021 03:10

Ass-penny

Mormon Nailer posted:

How do you know I'm not the Jesus of Dracula???? Maybe I'm the body, the blood AND the goat sucker????

capybara in the streets, chupacabra in the sheets.

Escape From Noise posted:

I thought you were the Mothman sucker?

Prof. Crocodile posted:

the Jesus of Dracula�s is just normal Jesus. that�s how the whole cross thing works.

not sure about Jesus� stance on garlic, but based on the Jewish food I�ve eaten I�d say he�s probably pretty into it.

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# ? Aug 7, 2021 03:21

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# ? Apr 19, 2024 11:16

your friend sk: (ヤイケス!)

Escape From Noise posted:

Now I'm curious about the Jesus of Draculas.

he was killed, then resurrected in 3 days. that part's not impressive because he's undead but he did some other prophety stuff too

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# ? Aug 7, 2021 03:32

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