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Rad-daddio
Apr 25, 2017
More like Lowclass.

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Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

Tuxide posted:

We did it everyone, Richard's dumb website, internetdropouts DOT com, has been blown to pieces, kinda. Yay!



But his store is still up.
https://something-awful-the-store.creator-spring.com/

Tuxide
Mar 7, 2010
Lipstick Apathy

Unfortunately, I don't think there's anything we can do about it. Like I said in my Roth anon post, only Jeff, or somebody authorized to represent him can. I actually looked into this the day before this thread was made, after I stumbled across the store on accident. The reason Jeff has to be the one to address it is that this is actually enforced on Spring's end. They won't take intellectual property violation reports unless you're the copyright holder yourself, which in this case, is Jeff.

I guess in the meantime, make a store that's better than his? And think up some sick merchandise to put on it! Also, change Richard's email so that it isn't webmaster@somethingawful.com.

Tuxide
Mar 7, 2010
Lipstick Apathy
Blah, I forgot all about that Flash Tub stuff that Richard still has on his YouTube channel, assuming Jeff owns all the copyrights to that now. But that's easier to address, because you don't even have to be Jeff. You just have to be somebody who's contributed music to The Flash Tub in the past. If you still have all the original files, just upload them to Spotify so that content ID auto-kicks in. Least that's the way I understand it.

Midjack
Dec 24, 2007



Rad-daddio posted:

Isn't the front page the least valuable part of the site?

The least valuable part of the site would be my poasts.

Literal Nazi Furry
Jan 27, 2008

Swastika - Helvetica - Ikea
Last night I dreamt of Adolf searching for Anne.
I lay on my back
standing alone in the corner watching the girls dance.

I'm on crystal meth.
I piss in my pants.

Snazzy Frocks posted:

I imagine meeting another random goon in the wild would be terrible so for that reason I could never own any of those products

ive met several and they were almost all horrid interactions. one was very proud to show me a picture of the 5ft trans chaser porn painting he commissioned for several thousand dollars and i have never had a basic conversation make me want to die so very badly in my life. the other interactions were not much better at all for the most part. if you're reading this, please don't exist irl

Rad-daddio
Apr 25, 2017

Literal Nazi Furry posted:

ive met several and they were almost all horrid interactions. one was very proud to show me a picture of the 5ft trans chaser porn painting he commissioned for several thousand dollars and i have never had a basic conversation make me want to die so very badly in my life. the other interactions were not much better at all for the most part. if you're reading this, please don't exist irl

wait, was the trans chaser 5ft or was the painting 5ft?

Frank Frank
Jun 13, 2001

Mirrored

Literal Nazi Furry posted:

ive met several and they were almost all horrid interactions. one was very proud to show me a picture of the 5ft trans chaser porn painting he commissioned for several thousand dollars and i have never had a basic conversation make me want to die so very badly in my life. the other interactions were not much better at all for the most part. if you're reading this, please don't exist irl

I owned one of those grenade logo “the Internet makes you stupid” t-shirts back in the early 2000s. I wore it out to happy hour once and some really awkward fat dude started doing the “DO YOU HAVE STAIRS” thing loudly in the middle of the bar. I never wore it again.

Pewdiepie
Oct 31, 2010

Frank Frank posted:

I owned one of those grenade logo “the Internet makes you stupid” t-shirts back in the early 2000s. I wore it out to happy hour once and some really awkward fat dude started doing the “DO YOU HAVE STAIRS” thing loudly in the middle of the bar. I never wore it again.

Wow that's crazy dude. I bet that guy felt like a dumbass and you were super cool then everybody stood up and clapped.

Fantastic Foreskin
Jan 6, 2013

A golden helix streaked skyward from the Helvault. A thunderous explosion shattered the silver monolith and Avacyn emerged, free from her prison at last.

I would wear a "The Internet Makes You Stupid" shirt without any branding, just as a statement about the internet.

Scarodactyl
Oct 22, 2015


I have met a couple goons and they were nice, normal people who I'm glad to have met.

Sham bam bamina!
Nov 6, 2012

ƨtupid cat
I once saw a guy wearing the "Darmok and Jalad at Tanagra" rock concert shirt that someone in YOSPOS made.

Phantom Star
Feb 16, 2005

Pewdiepie posted:

Wow that's crazy dude. I bet that guy felt like a dumbass and you were super cool then everybody stood up and clapped.

He didn't realize they had a mirror behind the bar

Frank Frank
Jun 13, 2001

Mirrored

Pewdiepie posted:

Wow that's crazy dude. I bet that guy felt like a dumbass and you were super cool then everybody stood up and clapped.

I mean no but it was pretty embarrassing

drilldo squirt
Aug 18, 2006

a beautiful, soft meat sack
Clapping Larry

Sham bam bamina! posted:

I once saw a guy wearing the "Darmok and Jalad at Tanagra" rock concert shirt that someone in YOSPOS made.

I own this one.

Zesty
Jan 17, 2012

The Great Twist
Same. It's cool.

Bicyclops
Aug 27, 2004

I've seen that shirt out in the wild, definitely.

insane anime
Aug 5, 2018
Probation
Can't post for 14 hours!
I've met several goons and pleasured all of them extensively. Many of them say I'm the best sexual partner they've ever had, and I'm frequently requested for meet ups via discord and linked in. The first goon's cherry that I popped was back in '05 at the Vegas goon meet. I had met forum users and hosed them before, but never any that had ponied up 10 big ones to post, so I was kind of expecting something a bit higher class. I was not disappointed. I won't be giving away any usernames, however.. :twisted: if you post in the TV IV forum you've probably alongside him in the yearly The Amazing Race Thread. And no, I'm not talking about Hewlett Fudge Packard or Aznthoth (but trust sis, both brothers could get it.) Anywho, he said he had a bunch of free travel points saved up on his Chase Sapphire card and that the room and airfare was free. He just had to pay for the IPAs that aligned the hotel's mini-fridge. Did I mention king size? Oh and did I mention smoker's room? Oh and did I mention Super 8? Might as well rename that motel along i-15 Super loving 69. Oh and you might as well rename that interstate i-69 as well. That's right. We blew each others brains out in his Acura at that little rest stop next to the Big Boy. Anyways, what I'm trying to say is that my moof t-shirt might still be crumpled up and rock solid with a little goon varnish under that little loveshack's pull out and I'd be willing to shell out a few sheckles to anyone who might have a genuine vintage. Erm, quad XL..

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

insane anime posted:

I've met several goons and pleasured all of them extensively. Many of them say I'm the best sexual partner they've ever had, and I'm frequently requested for meet ups via discord and linked in. The first goon's cherry that I popped was back in '05 at the Vegas goon meet. I had met forum users and hosed them before, but never any that had ponied up 10 big ones to post, so I was kind of expecting something a bit higher class. I was not disappointed. I won't be giving away any usernames, however.. :twisted: if you post in the TV IV forum you've probably alongside him in the yearly The Amazing Race Thread. And no, I'm not talking about Hewlett Fudge Packard or Aznthoth (but trust sis, both brothers could get it.) Anywho, he said he had a bunch of free travel points saved up on his Chase Sapphire card and that the room and airfare was free. He just had to pay for the IPAs that aligned the hotel's mini-fridge. Did I mention king size? Oh and did I mention smoker's room? Oh and did I mention Super 8? Might as well rename that motel along i-15 Super loving 69. Oh and you might as well rename that interstate i-69 as well. That's right. We blew each others brains out in his Acura at that little rest stop next to the Big Boy. Anyways, what I'm trying to say is that my moof t-shirt might still be crumpled up and rock solid with a little goon varnish under that little loveshack's pull out and I'd be willing to shell out a few sheckles to anyone who might have a genuine vintage. Erm, quad XL..

NinpoEspiritoSanto
Oct 22, 2013




insane anime posted:

I've met several goons and pleasured all of them extensively. Many of them say I'm the best sexual partner they've ever had, and I'm frequently requested for meet ups via discord and linked in. The first goon's cherry that I popped was back in '05 at the Vegas goon meet. I had met forum users and hosed them before, but never any that had ponied up 10 big ones to post, so I was kind of expecting something a bit higher class. I was not disappointed. I won't be giving away any usernames, however.. :twisted: if you post in the TV IV forum you've probably alongside him in the yearly The Amazing Race Thread. And no, I'm not talking about Hewlett Fudge Packard or Aznthoth (but trust sis, both brothers could get it.) Anywho, he said he had a bunch of free travel points saved up on his Chase Sapphire card and that the room and airfare was free. He just had to pay for the IPAs that aligned the hotel's mini-fridge. Did I mention king size? Oh and did I mention smoker's room? Oh and did I mention Super 8? Might as well rename that motel along i-15 Super loving 69. Oh and you might as well rename that interstate i-69 as well. That's right. We blew each others brains out in his Acura at that little rest stop next to the Big Boy. Anyways, what I'm trying to say is that my moof t-shirt might still be crumpled up and rock solid with a little goon varnish under that little loveshack's pull out and I'd be willing to shell out a few sheckles to anyone who might have a genuine vintage. Erm, quad XL..

insane anime
Aug 5, 2018
Probation
Can't post for 14 hours!
I was actually known in some IRCs as the Goon Slayer. Little play of words on el classico "poon slayer." Forum buddies knew to warn each other ahead of time before meet ups because they knew I would be there circling the waters for fresh rear end. Board alliances shattered by my hungry balls. Wouldn't be uncommon for two people who car pooled up a few days trips worth to have to ride back solo as their counter part would be shacked up with me in the den of debauchery at the local campsite. Those who weren't warned would be caught up in my whirlwind of charm, my negative postcount, and my beguiling internet delicacies. It ain't trickin' if you got it. Little goon jerky, m'lord? Allow me to refill your cup with some REAL whiskey. Check out these screenshots over here on my laptop oh yes please just sit on my lap no reason to pull up a chair from the Magic the Gathering table. I'm not exactly proud of it, but I do remember my halcyon days fondly. I kept a running tally of all the forum users I boned in my signature. The data was then extrapolated upon an excel spreadsheet and broken down by demographic. 27 year old White Male Libertarian Strange was an all you could skeet buffet. I never got my fill. Silicon valley work visa asian did render me febrile on more than one west coast LAN occasion. My sweetest memory; a polyamorous WoW Guild that absolutely zerged my rear end raw. They thought they were getting the best of me, but I was ensuring they never made it to raid night. All the homebrew, excel data, and jpegs got party /v/anned and are probably sitting locked up in some fed ziplock bag somewhere. So no, quit PMing me for old avatars and signatures from the Summer of Vile. Check I Can Haz Cheezsperger's photobucket. After I got out of jail all the links were dead and I was on a new rig. I think of my life as vintage wine from fine older kegs peddled by neckbeards in the SA Mart from the trillby brim to the dregs..it poured sweat and clear..It was a very good year. I can't leave the county but if you're ever cruising near el passo and want your rear end absolutely freaked out VPN me a dime on my twitter

pog boyfriend
Jul 2, 2011

insane anime posted:

I've met several goons and pleasured all of them extensively. Many of them say I'm the best sexual partner they've ever had, and I'm frequently requested for meet ups via discord and linked in. The first goon's cherry that I popped was back in '05 at the Vegas goon meet. I had met forum users and hosed them before, but never any that had ponied up 10 big ones to post, so I was kind of expecting something a bit higher class. I was not disappointed. I won't be giving away any usernames, however.. :twisted: if you post in the TV IV forum you've probably alongside him in the yearly The Amazing Race Thread. And no, I'm not talking about Hewlett Fudge Packard or Aznthoth (but trust sis, both brothers could get it.) Anywho, he said he had a bunch of free travel points saved up on his Chase Sapphire card and that the room and airfare was free. He just had to pay for the IPAs that aligned the hotel's mini-fridge. Did I mention king size? Oh and did I mention smoker's room? Oh and did I mention Super 8? Might as well rename that motel along i-15 Super loving 69. Oh and you might as well rename that interstate i-69 as well. That's right. We blew each others brains out in his Acura at that little rest stop next to the Big Boy. Anyways, what I'm trying to say is that my moof t-shirt might still be crumpled up and rock solid with a little goon varnish under that little loveshack's pull out and I'd be willing to shell out a few sheckles to anyone who might have a genuine vintage. Erm, quad XL..


insane anime posted:

I was actually known in some IRCs as the Goon Slayer. Little play of words on el classico "poon slayer." Forum buddies knew to warn each other ahead of time before meet ups because they knew I would be there circling the waters for fresh rear end. Board alliances shattered by my hungry balls. Wouldn't be uncommon for two people who car pooled up a few days trips worth to have to ride back solo as their counter part would be shacked up with me in the den of debauchery at the local campsite. Those who weren't warned would be caught up in my whirlwind of charm, my negative postcount, and my beguiling internet delicacies. It ain't trickin' if you got it. Little goon jerky, m'lord? Allow me to refill your cup with some REAL whiskey. Check out these screenshots over here on my laptop oh yes please just sit on my lap no reason to pull up a chair from the Magic the Gathering table. I'm not exactly proud of it, but I do remember my halcyon days fondly. I kept a running tally of all the forum users I boned in my signature. The data was then extrapolated upon an excel spreadsheet and broken down by demographic. 27 year old White Male Libertarian Strange was an all you could skeet buffet. I never got my fill. Silicon valley work visa asian did render me febrile on more than one west coast LAN occasion. My sweetest memory; a polyamorous WoW Guild that absolutely zerged my rear end raw. They thought they were getting the best of me, but I was ensuring they never made it to raid night. All the homebrew, excel data, and jpegs got party /v/anned and are probably sitting locked up in some fed ziplock bag somewhere. So no, quit PMing me for old avatars and signatures from the Summer of Vile. Check I Can Haz Cheezsperger's photobucket. After I got out of jail all the links were dead and I was on a new rig. I think of my life as vintage wine from fine older kegs peddled by neckbeards in the SA Mart from the trillby brim to the dregs..it poured sweat and clear..It was a very good year. I can't leave the county but if you're ever cruising near el passo and want your rear end absolutely freaked out VPN me a dime on my twitter

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

insane anime posted:

27 year old White Male Libertarian Strange was an all you could skeet buffet.

:cheersbird:

croup coughfield
Apr 8, 2020
Probation
Can't post for 104 days!

insane anime posted:

I was actually known in some IRCs as the Goon Slayer. Little play of words on el classico "poon slayer." Forum buddies knew to warn each other ahead of time before meet ups because they knew I would be there circling the waters for fresh rear end. Board alliances shattered by my hungry balls. Wouldn't be uncommon for two people who car pooled up a few days trips worth to have to ride back solo as their counter part would be shacked up with me in the den of debauchery at the local campsite. Those who weren't warned would be caught up in my whirlwind of charm, my negative postcount, and my beguiling internet delicacies. It ain't trickin' if you got it. Little goon jerky, m'lord? Allow me to refill your cup with some REAL whiskey. Check out these screenshots over here on my laptop oh yes please just sit on my lap no reason to pull up a chair from the Magic the Gathering table. I'm not exactly proud of it, but I do remember my halcyon days fondly. I kept a running tally of all the forum users I boned in my signature. The data was then extrapolated upon an excel spreadsheet and broken down by demographic. 27 year old White Male Libertarian Strange was an all you could skeet buffet. I never got my fill. Silicon valley work visa asian did render me febrile on more than one west coast LAN occasion. My sweetest memory; a polyamorous WoW Guild that absolutely zerged my rear end raw. They thought they were getting the best of me, but I was ensuring they never made it to raid night. All the homebrew, excel data, and jpegs got party /v/anned and are probably sitting locked up in some fed ziplock bag somewhere. So no, quit PMing me for old avatars and signatures from the Summer of Vile. Check I Can Haz Cheezsperger's photobucket. After I got out of jail all the links were dead and I was on a new rig. I think of my life as vintage wine from fine older kegs peddled by neckbeards in the SA Mart from the trillby brim to the dregs..it poured sweat and clear..It was a very good year. I can't leave the county but if you're ever cruising near el passo and want your rear end absolutely freaked out VPN me a dime on my twitter

insane anime posted:

I've met several goons and pleasured all of them extensively. Many of them say I'm the best sexual partner they've ever had, and I'm frequently requested for meet ups via discord and linked in. The first goon's cherry that I popped was back in '05 at the Vegas goon meet. I had met forum users and hosed them before, but never any that had ponied up 10 big ones to post, so I was kind of expecting something a bit higher class. I was not disappointed. I won't be giving away any usernames, however.. :twisted: if you post in the TV IV forum you've probably alongside him in the yearly The Amazing Race Thread. And no, I'm not talking about Hewlett Fudge Packard or Aznthoth (but trust sis, both brothers could get it.) Anywho, he said he had a bunch of free travel points saved up on his Chase Sapphire card and that the room and airfare was free. He just had to pay for the IPAs that aligned the hotel's mini-fridge. Did I mention king size? Oh and did I mention smoker's room? Oh and did I mention Super 8? Might as well rename that motel along i-15 Super loving 69. Oh and you might as well rename that interstate i-69 as well. That's right. We blew each others brains out in his Acura at that little rest stop next to the Big Boy. Anyways, what I'm trying to say is that my moof t-shirt might still be crumpled up and rock solid with a little goon varnish under that little loveshack's pull out and I'd be willing to shell out a few sheckles to anyone who might have a genuine vintage. Erm, quad XL..

lmfao

cheetah7071
Oct 20, 2010

honk honk
College Slice

insane anime posted:

I've met several goons and pleasured all of them extensively. Many of them say I'm the best sexual partner they've ever had, and I'm frequently requested for meet ups via discord and linked in. The first goon's cherry that I popped was back in '05 at the Vegas goon meet. I had met forum users and hosed them before, but never any that had ponied up 10 big ones to post, so I was kind of expecting something a bit higher class. I was not disappointed. I won't be giving away any usernames, however.. :twisted: if you post in the TV IV forum you've probably alongside him in the yearly The Amazing Race Thread. And no, I'm not talking about Hewlett Fudge Packard or Aznthoth (but trust sis, both brothers could get it.) Anywho, he said he had a bunch of free travel points saved up on his Chase Sapphire card and that the room and airfare was free. He just had to pay for the IPAs that aligned the hotel's mini-fridge. Did I mention king size? Oh and did I mention smoker's room? Oh and did I mention Super 8? Might as well rename that motel along i-15 Super loving 69. Oh and you might as well rename that interstate i-69 as well. That's right. We blew each others brains out in his Acura at that little rest stop next to the Big Boy. Anyways, what I'm trying to say is that my moof t-shirt might still be crumpled up and rock solid with a little goon varnish under that little loveshack's pull out and I'd be willing to shell out a few sheckles to anyone who might have a genuine vintage. Erm, quad XL..

buffalo all day
Mar 13, 2019

insane anime posted:

I've met several goons and pleasured all of them extensively. Many of them say I'm the best sexual partner they've ever had, and I'm frequently requested for meet ups via discord and linked in. The first goon's cherry that I popped was back in '05 at the Vegas goon meet. I had met forum users and hosed them before, but never any that had ponied up 10 big ones to post, so I was kind of expecting something a bit higher class. I was not disappointed. I won't be giving away any usernames, however.. :twisted: if you post in the TV IV forum you've probably alongside him in the yearly The Amazing Race Thread. And no, I'm not talking about Hewlett Fudge Packard or Aznthoth (but trust sis, both brothers could get it.) Anywho, he said he had a bunch of free travel points saved up on his Chase Sapphire card and that the room and airfare was free. He just had to pay for the IPAs that aligned the hotel's mini-fridge. Did I mention king size? Oh and did I mention smoker's room? Oh and did I mention Super 8? Might as well rename that motel along i-15 Super loving 69. Oh and you might as well rename that interstate i-69 as well. That's right. We blew each others brains out in his Acura at that little rest stop next to the Big Boy. Anyways, what I'm trying to say is that my moof t-shirt might still be crumpled up and rock solid with a little goon varnish under that little loveshack's pull out and I'd be willing to shell out a few sheckles to anyone who might have a genuine vintage. Erm, quad XL..

insane anime posted:

I was actually known in some IRCs as the Goon Slayer. Little play of words on el classico "poon slayer." Forum buddies knew to warn each other ahead of time before meet ups because they knew I would be there circling the waters for fresh rear end. Board alliances shattered by my hungry balls. Wouldn't be uncommon for two people who car pooled up a few days trips worth to have to ride back solo as their counter part would be shacked up with me in the den of debauchery at the local campsite. Those who weren't warned would be caught up in my whirlwind of charm, my negative postcount, and my beguiling internet delicacies. It ain't trickin' if you got it. Little goon jerky, m'lord? Allow me to refill your cup with some REAL whiskey. Check out these screenshots over here on my laptop oh yes please just sit on my lap no reason to pull up a chair from the Magic the Gathering table. I'm not exactly proud of it, but I do remember my halcyon days fondly. I kept a running tally of all the forum users I boned in my signature. The data was then extrapolated upon an excel spreadsheet and broken down by demographic. 27 year old White Male Libertarian Strange was an all you could skeet buffet. I never got my fill. Silicon valley work visa asian did render me febrile on more than one west coast LAN occasion. My sweetest memory; a polyamorous WoW Guild that absolutely zerged my rear end raw. They thought they were getting the best of me, but I was ensuring they never made it to raid night. All the homebrew, excel data, and jpegs got party /v/anned and are probably sitting locked up in some fed ziplock bag somewhere. So no, quit PMing me for old avatars and signatures from the Summer of Vile. Check I Can Haz Cheezsperger's photobucket. After I got out of jail all the links were dead and I was on a new rig. I think of my life as vintage wine from fine older kegs peddled by neckbeards in the SA Mart from the trillby brim to the dregs..it poured sweat and clear..It was a very good year. I can't leave the county but if you're ever cruising near el passo and want your rear end absolutely freaked out VPN me a dime on my twitter

lmao

`Nemesis
Dec 30, 2000

railroad graffiti
they finally sent a poet

Stux
Nov 17, 2006

insane anime posted:

I've met several goons and pleasured all of them extensively. Many of them say I'm the best sexual partner they've ever had, and I'm frequently requested for meet ups via discord and linked in. The first goon's cherry that I popped was back in '05 at the Vegas goon meet. I had met forum users and hosed them before, but never any that had ponied up 10 big ones to post, so I was kind of expecting something a bit higher class. I was not disappointed. I won't be giving away any usernames, however.. :twisted: if you post in the TV IV forum you've probably alongside him in the yearly The Amazing Race Thread. And no, I'm not talking about Hewlett Fudge Packard or Aznthoth (but trust sis, both brothers could get it.) Anywho, he said he had a bunch of free travel points saved up on his Chase Sapphire card and that the room and airfare was free. He just had to pay for the IPAs that aligned the hotel's mini-fridge. Did I mention king size? Oh and did I mention smoker's room? Oh and did I mention Super 8? Might as well rename that motel along i-15 Super loving 69. Oh and you might as well rename that interstate i-69 as well. That's right. We blew each others brains out in his Acura at that little rest stop next to the Big Boy. Anyways, what I'm trying to say is that my moof t-shirt might still be crumpled up and rock solid with a little goon varnish under that little loveshack's pull out and I'd be willing to shell out a few sheckles to anyone who might have a genuine vintage. Erm, quad XL..

insane anime posted:

I was actually known in some IRCs as the Goon Slayer. Little play of words on el classico "poon slayer." Forum buddies knew to warn each other ahead of time before meet ups because they knew I would be there circling the waters for fresh rear end. Board alliances shattered by my hungry balls. Wouldn't be uncommon for two people who car pooled up a few days trips worth to have to ride back solo as their counter part would be shacked up with me in the den of debauchery at the local campsite. Those who weren't warned would be caught up in my whirlwind of charm, my negative postcount, and my beguiling internet delicacies. It ain't trickin' if you got it. Little goon jerky, m'lord? Allow me to refill your cup with some REAL whiskey. Check out these screenshots over here on my laptop oh yes please just sit on my lap no reason to pull up a chair from the Magic the Gathering table. I'm not exactly proud of it, but I do remember my halcyon days fondly. I kept a running tally of all the forum users I boned in my signature. The data was then extrapolated upon an excel spreadsheet and broken down by demographic. 27 year old White Male Libertarian Strange was an all you could skeet buffet. I never got my fill. Silicon valley work visa asian did render me febrile on more than one west coast LAN occasion. My sweetest memory; a polyamorous WoW Guild that absolutely zerged my rear end raw. They thought they were getting the best of me, but I was ensuring they never made it to raid night. All the homebrew, excel data, and jpegs got party /v/anned and are probably sitting locked up in some fed ziplock bag somewhere. So no, quit PMing me for old avatars and signatures from the Summer of Vile. Check I Can Haz Cheezsperger's photobucket. After I got out of jail all the links were dead and I was on a new rig. I think of my life as vintage wine from fine older kegs peddled by neckbeards in the SA Mart from the trillby brim to the dregs..it poured sweat and clear..It was a very good year. I can't leave the county but if you're ever cruising near el passo and want your rear end absolutely freaked out VPN me a dime on my twitter

lol

SerSpook
Feb 13, 2012




insane anime posted:

I've met several goons and pleasured all of them extensively. Many of them say I'm the best sexual partner they've ever had, and I'm frequently requested for meet ups via discord and linked in. The first goon's cherry that I popped was back in '05 at the Vegas goon meet. I had met forum users and hosed them before, but never any that had ponied up 10 big ones to post, so I was kind of expecting something a bit higher class. I was not disappointed. I won't be giving away any usernames, however.. :twisted: if you post in the TV IV forum you've probably alongside him in the yearly The Amazing Race Thread. And no, I'm not talking about Hewlett Fudge Packard or Aznthoth (but trust sis, both brothers could get it.) Anywho, he said he had a bunch of free travel points saved up on his Chase Sapphire card and that the room and airfare was free. He just had to pay for the IPAs that aligned the hotel's mini-fridge. Did I mention king size? Oh and did I mention smoker's room? Oh and did I mention Super 8? Might as well rename that motel along i-15 Super loving 69. Oh and you might as well rename that interstate i-69 as well. That's right. We blew each others brains out in his Acura at that little rest stop next to the Big Boy. Anyways, what I'm trying to say is that my moof t-shirt might still be crumpled up and rock solid with a little goon varnish under that little loveshack's pull out and I'd be willing to shell out a few sheckles to anyone who might have a genuine vintage. Erm, quad XL..


insane anime posted:

I was actually known in some IRCs as the Goon Slayer. Little play of words on el classico "poon slayer." Forum buddies knew to warn each other ahead of time before meet ups because they knew I would be there circling the waters for fresh rear end. Board alliances shattered by my hungry balls. Wouldn't be uncommon for two people who car pooled up a few days trips worth to have to ride back solo as their counter part would be shacked up with me in the den of debauchery at the local campsite. Those who weren't warned would be caught up in my whirlwind of charm, my negative postcount, and my beguiling internet delicacies. It ain't trickin' if you got it. Little goon jerky, m'lord? Allow me to refill your cup with some REAL whiskey. Check out these screenshots over here on my laptop oh yes please just sit on my lap no reason to pull up a chair from the Magic the Gathering table. I'm not exactly proud of it, but I do remember my halcyon days fondly. I kept a running tally of all the forum users I boned in my signature. The data was then extrapolated upon an excel spreadsheet and broken down by demographic. 27 year old White Male Libertarian Strange was an all you could skeet buffet. I never got my fill. Silicon valley work visa asian did render me febrile on more than one west coast LAN occasion. My sweetest memory; a polyamorous WoW Guild that absolutely zerged my rear end raw. They thought they were getting the best of me, but I was ensuring they never made it to raid night. All the homebrew, excel data, and jpegs got party /v/anned and are probably sitting locked up in some fed ziplock bag somewhere. So no, quit PMing me for old avatars and signatures from the Summer of Vile. Check I Can Haz Cheezsperger's photobucket. After I got out of jail all the links were dead and I was on a new rig. I think of my life as vintage wine from fine older kegs peddled by neckbeards in the SA Mart from the trillby brim to the dregs..it poured sweat and clear..It was a very good year. I can't leave the county but if you're ever cruising near el passo and want your rear end absolutely freaked out VPN me a dime on my twitter

lmao

GentlemanofLeisure
Aug 27, 2008

insane anime posted:

I've met several goons and pleasured all of them extensively. Many of them say I'm the best sexual partner they've ever had, and I'm frequently requested for meet ups via discord and linked in. The first goon's cherry that I popped was back in '05 at the Vegas goon meet. I had met forum users and hosed them before, but never any that had ponied up 10 big ones to post, so I was kind of expecting something a bit higher class. I was not disappointed. I won't be giving away any usernames, however.. :twisted: if you post in the TV IV forum you've probably alongside him in the yearly The Amazing Race Thread. And no, I'm not talking about Hewlett Fudge Packard or Aznthoth (but trust sis, both brothers could get it.) Anywho, he said he had a bunch of free travel points saved up on his Chase Sapphire card and that the room and airfare was free. He just had to pay for the IPAs that aligned the hotel's mini-fridge. Did I mention king size? Oh and did I mention smoker's room? Oh and did I mention Super 8? Might as well rename that motel along i-15 Super loving 69. Oh and you might as well rename that interstate i-69 as well. That's right. We blew each others brains out in his Acura at that little rest stop next to the Big Boy. Anyways, what I'm trying to say is that my moof t-shirt might still be crumpled up and rock solid with a little goon varnish under that little loveshack's pull out and I'd be willing to shell out a few sheckles to anyone who might have a genuine vintage. Erm, quad XL..


insane anime posted:

I was actually known in some IRCs as the Goon Slayer. Little play of words on el classico "poon slayer." Forum buddies knew to warn each other ahead of time before meet ups because they knew I would be there circling the waters for fresh rear end. Board alliances shattered by my hungry balls. Wouldn't be uncommon for two people who car pooled up a few days trips worth to have to ride back solo as their counter part would be shacked up with me in the den of debauchery at the local campsite. Those who weren't warned would be caught up in my whirlwind of charm, my negative postcount, and my beguiling internet delicacies. It ain't trickin' if you got it. Little goon jerky, m'lord? Allow me to refill your cup with some REAL whiskey. Check out these screenshots over here on my laptop oh yes please just sit on my lap no reason to pull up a chair from the Magic the Gathering table. I'm not exactly proud of it, but I do remember my halcyon days fondly. I kept a running tally of all the forum users I boned in my signature. The data was then extrapolated upon an excel spreadsheet and broken down by demographic. 27 year old White Male Libertarian Strange was an all you could skeet buffet. I never got my fill. Silicon valley work visa asian did render me febrile on more than one west coast LAN occasion. My sweetest memory; a polyamorous WoW Guild that absolutely zerged my rear end raw. They thought they were getting the best of me, but I was ensuring they never made it to raid night. All the homebrew, excel data, and jpegs got party /v/anned and are probably sitting locked up in some fed ziplock bag somewhere. So no, quit PMing me for old avatars and signatures from the Summer of Vile. Check I Can Haz Cheezsperger's photobucket. After I got out of jail all the links were dead and I was on a new rig. I think of my life as vintage wine from fine older kegs peddled by neckbeards in the SA Mart from the trillby brim to the dregs..it poured sweat and clear..It was a very good year. I can't leave the county but if you're ever cruising near el passo and want your rear end absolutely freaked out VPN me a dime on my twitter

lol

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


Gravy Boat 2k
All our questions, finally answered

Fungah!
Apr 30, 2011

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Social Media
Jan 21, 2010

insane anime posted:

I've met several goons and pleasured all of them extensively. Many of them say I'm the best sexual partner they've ever had, and I'm frequently requested for meet ups via discord and linked in. The first goon's cherry that I popped was back in '05 at the Vegas goon meet. I had met forum users and hosed them before, but never any that had ponied up 10 big ones to post, so I was kind of expecting something a bit higher class. I was not disappointed. I won't be giving away any usernames, however.. :twisted: if you post in the TV IV forum you've probably alongside him in the yearly The Amazing Race Thread. And no, I'm not talking about Hewlett Fudge Packard or Aznthoth (but trust sis, both brothers could get it.) Anywho, he said he had a bunch of free travel points saved up on his Chase Sapphire card and that the room and airfare was free. He just had to pay for the IPAs that aligned the hotel's mini-fridge. Did I mention king size? Oh and did I mention smoker's room? Oh and did I mention Super 8? Might as well rename that motel along i-15 Super loving 69. Oh and you might as well rename that interstate i-69 as well. That's right. We blew each others brains out in his Acura at that little rest stop next to the Big Boy. Anyways, what I'm trying to say is that my moof t-shirt might still be crumpled up and rock solid with a little goon varnish under that little loveshack's pull out and I'd be willing to shell out a few sheckles to anyone who might have a genuine vintage. Erm, quad XL..


insane anime posted:

I was actually known in some IRCs as the Goon Slayer. Little play of words on el classico "poon slayer." Forum buddies knew to warn each other ahead of time before meet ups because they knew I would be there circling the waters for fresh rear end. Board alliances shattered by my hungry balls. Wouldn't be uncommon for two people who car pooled up a few days trips worth to have to ride back solo as their counter part would be shacked up with me in the den of debauchery at the local campsite. Those who weren't warned would be caught up in my whirlwind of charm, my negative postcount, and my beguiling internet delicacies. It ain't trickin' if you got it. Little goon jerky, m'lord? Allow me to refill your cup with some REAL whiskey. Check out these screenshots over here on my laptop oh yes please just sit on my lap no reason to pull up a chair from the Magic the Gathering table. I'm not exactly proud of it, but I do remember my halcyon days fondly. I kept a running tally of all the forum users I boned in my signature. The data was then extrapolated upon an excel spreadsheet and broken down by demographic. 27 year old White Male Libertarian Strange was an all you could skeet buffet. I never got my fill. Silicon valley work visa asian did render me febrile on more than one west coast LAN occasion. My sweetest memory; a polyamorous WoW Guild that absolutely zerged my rear end raw. They thought they were getting the best of me, but I was ensuring they never made it to raid night. All the homebrew, excel data, and jpegs got party /v/anned and are probably sitting locked up in some fed ziplock bag somewhere. So no, quit PMing me for old avatars and signatures from the Summer of Vile. Check I Can Haz Cheezsperger's photobucket. After I got out of jail all the links were dead and I was on a new rig. I think of my life as vintage wine from fine older kegs peddled by neckbeards in the SA Mart from the trillby brim to the dregs..it poured sweat and clear..It was a very good year. I can't leave the county but if you're ever cruising near el passo and want your rear end absolutely freaked out VPN me a dime on my twitter

AdmiralViscen
Nov 2, 2011

:five:

Twenty Four
Dec 21, 2008


insane anime posted:

I've met several goons and pleasured all of them extensively. Many of them say I'm the best sexual partner they've ever had, and I'm frequently requested for meet ups via discord and linked in. The first goon's cherry that I popped was back in '05 at the Vegas goon meet. I had met forum users and hosed them before, but never any that had ponied up 10 big ones to post, so I was kind of expecting something a bit higher class. I was not disappointed. I won't be giving away any usernames, however.. :twisted: if you post in the TV IV forum you've probably alongside him in the yearly The Amazing Race Thread. And no, I'm not talking about Hewlett Fudge Packard or Aznthoth (but trust sis, both brothers could get it.) Anywho, he said he had a bunch of free travel points saved up on his Chase Sapphire card and that the room and airfare was free. He just had to pay for the IPAs that aligned the hotel's mini-fridge. Did I mention king size? Oh and did I mention smoker's room? Oh and did I mention Super 8? Might as well rename that motel along i-15 Super loving 69. Oh and you might as well rename that interstate i-69 as well. That's right. We blew each others brains out in his Acura at that little rest stop next to the Big Boy. Anyways, what I'm trying to say is that my moof t-shirt might still be crumpled up and rock solid with a little goon varnish under that little loveshack's pull out and I'd be willing to shell out a few sheckles to anyone who might have a genuine vintage. Erm, quad XL..


insane anime posted:

I was actually known in some IRCs as the Goon Slayer. Little play of words on el classico "poon slayer." Forum buddies knew to warn each other ahead of time before meet ups because they knew I would be there circling the waters for fresh rear end. Board alliances shattered by my hungry balls. Wouldn't be uncommon for two people who car pooled up a few days trips worth to have to ride back solo as their counter part would be shacked up with me in the den of debauchery at the local campsite. Those who weren't warned would be caught up in my whirlwind of charm, my negative postcount, and my beguiling internet delicacies. It ain't trickin' if you got it. Little goon jerky, m'lord? Allow me to refill your cup with some REAL whiskey. Check out these screenshots over here on my laptop oh yes please just sit on my lap no reason to pull up a chair from the Magic the Gathering table. I'm not exactly proud of it, but I do remember my halcyon days fondly. I kept a running tally of all the forum users I boned in my signature. The data was then extrapolated upon an excel spreadsheet and broken down by demographic. 27 year old White Male Libertarian Strange was an all you could skeet buffet. I never got my fill. Silicon valley work visa asian did render me febrile on more than one west coast LAN occasion. My sweetest memory; a polyamorous WoW Guild that absolutely zerged my rear end raw. They thought they were getting the best of me, but I was ensuring they never made it to raid night. All the homebrew, excel data, and jpegs got party /v/anned and are probably sitting locked up in some fed ziplock bag somewhere. So no, quit PMing me for old avatars and signatures from the Summer of Vile. Check I Can Haz Cheezsperger's photobucket. After I got out of jail all the links were dead and I was on a new rig. I think of my life as vintage wine from fine older kegs peddled by neckbeards in the SA Mart from the trillby brim to the dregs..it poured sweat and clear..It was a very good year. I can't leave the county but if you're ever cruising near el passo and want your rear end absolutely freaked out VPN me a dime on my twitter

lol

kirbysuperstar
Nov 11, 2012

Let the fools who stand before us be destroyed by the power you and I possess.

insane anime posted:

I've met several goons and pleasured all of them extensively. Many of them say I'm the best sexual partner they've ever had, and I'm frequently requested for meet ups via discord and linked in. The first goon's cherry that I popped was back in '05 at the Vegas goon meet. I had met forum users and hosed them before, but never any that had ponied up 10 big ones to post, so I was kind of expecting something a bit higher class. I was not disappointed. I won't be giving away any usernames, however.. :twisted: if you post in the TV IV forum you've probably alongside him in the yearly The Amazing Race Thread. And no, I'm not talking about Hewlett Fudge Packard or Aznthoth (but trust sis, both brothers could get it.) Anywho, he said he had a bunch of free travel points saved up on his Chase Sapphire card and that the room and airfare was free. He just had to pay for the IPAs that aligned the hotel's mini-fridge. Did I mention king size? Oh and did I mention smoker's room? Oh and did I mention Super 8? Might as well rename that motel along i-15 Super loving 69. Oh and you might as well rename that interstate i-69 as well. That's right. We blew each others brains out in his Acura at that little rest stop next to the Big Boy. Anyways, what I'm trying to say is that my moof t-shirt might still be crumpled up and rock solid with a little goon varnish under that little loveshack's pull out and I'd be willing to shell out a few sheckles to anyone who might have a genuine vintage. Erm, quad XL..

insane anime posted:

I was actually known in some IRCs as the Goon Slayer. Little play of words on el classico "poon slayer." Forum buddies knew to warn each other ahead of time before meet ups because they knew I would be there circling the waters for fresh rear end. Board alliances shattered by my hungry balls. Wouldn't be uncommon for two people who car pooled up a few days trips worth to have to ride back solo as their counter part would be shacked up with me in the den of debauchery at the local campsite. Those who weren't warned would be caught up in my whirlwind of charm, my negative postcount, and my beguiling internet delicacies. It ain't trickin' if you got it. Little goon jerky, m'lord? Allow me to refill your cup with some REAL whiskey. Check out these screenshots over here on my laptop oh yes please just sit on my lap no reason to pull up a chair from the Magic the Gathering table. I'm not exactly proud of it, but I do remember my halcyon days fondly. I kept a running tally of all the forum users I boned in my signature. The data was then extrapolated upon an excel spreadsheet and broken down by demographic. 27 year old White Male Libertarian Strange was an all you could skeet buffet. I never got my fill. Silicon valley work visa asian did render me febrile on more than one west coast LAN occasion. My sweetest memory; a polyamorous WoW Guild that absolutely zerged my rear end raw. They thought they were getting the best of me, but I was ensuring they never made it to raid night. All the homebrew, excel data, and jpegs got party /v/anned and are probably sitting locked up in some fed ziplock bag somewhere. So no, quit PMing me for old avatars and signatures from the Summer of Vile. Check I Can Haz Cheezsperger's photobucket. After I got out of jail all the links were dead and I was on a new rig. I think of my life as vintage wine from fine older kegs peddled by neckbeards in the SA Mart from the trillby brim to the dregs..it poured sweat and clear..It was a very good year. I can't leave the county but if you're ever cruising near el passo and want your rear end absolutely freaked out VPN me a dime on my twitter

incredible

que sera sera
Aug 4, 2006

insane anime posted:

I've met several goons and pleasured all of them extensively. Many of them say I'm the best sexual partner they've ever had, and I'm frequently requested for meet ups via discord and linked in. The first goon's cherry that I popped was back in '05 at the Vegas goon meet. I had met forum users and hosed them before, but never any that had ponied up 10 big ones to post, so I was kind of expecting something a bit higher class. I was not disappointed. I won't be giving away any usernames, however.. :twisted: if you post in the TV IV forum you've probably alongside him in the yearly The Amazing Race Thread. And no, I'm not talking about Hewlett Fudge Packard or Aznthoth (but trust sis, both brothers could get it.) Anywho, he said he had a bunch of free travel points saved up on his Chase Sapphire card and that the room and airfare was free. He just had to pay for the IPAs that aligned the hotel's mini-fridge. Did I mention king size? Oh and did I mention smoker's room? Oh and did I mention Super 8? Might as well rename that motel along i-15 Super loving 69. Oh and you might as well rename that interstate i-69 as well. That's right. We blew each others brains out in his Acura at that little rest stop next to the Big Boy. Anyways, what I'm trying to say is that my moof t-shirt might still be crumpled up and rock solid with a little goon varnish under that little loveshack's pull out and I'd be willing to shell out a few sheckles to anyone who might have a genuine vintage. Erm, quad XL..


insane anime posted:

I was actually known in some IRCs as the Goon Slayer. Little play of words on el classico "poon slayer." Forum buddies knew to warn each other ahead of time before meet ups because they knew I would be there circling the waters for fresh rear end. Board alliances shattered by my hungry balls. Wouldn't be uncommon for two people who car pooled up a few days trips worth to have to ride back solo as their counter part would be shacked up with me in the den of debauchery at the local campsite. Those who weren't warned would be caught up in my whirlwind of charm, my negative postcount, and my beguiling internet delicacies. It ain't trickin' if you got it. Little goon jerky, m'lord? Allow me to refill your cup with some REAL whiskey. Check out these screenshots over here on my laptop oh yes please just sit on my lap no reason to pull up a chair from the Magic the Gathering table. I'm not exactly proud of it, but I do remember my halcyon days fondly. I kept a running tally of all the forum users I boned in my signature. The data was then extrapolated upon an excel spreadsheet and broken down by demographic. 27 year old White Male Libertarian Strange was an all you could skeet buffet. I never got my fill. Silicon valley work visa asian did render me febrile on more than one west coast LAN occasion. My sweetest memory; a polyamorous WoW Guild that absolutely zerged my rear end raw. They thought they were getting the best of me, but I was ensuring they never made it to raid night. All the homebrew, excel data, and jpegs got party /v/anned and are probably sitting locked up in some fed ziplock bag somewhere. So no, quit PMing me for old avatars and signatures from the Summer of Vile. Check I Can Haz Cheezsperger's photobucket. After I got out of jail all the links were dead and I was on a new rig. I think of my life as vintage wine from fine older kegs peddled by neckbeards in the SA Mart from the trillby brim to the dregs..it poured sweat and clear..It was a very good year. I can't leave the county but if you're ever cruising near el passo and want your rear end absolutely freaked out VPN me a dime on my twitter

Pilfered Pallbearers
Aug 2, 2007

That should be the forum text for QCS

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sebmojo
Oct 23, 2010


Legit Cyberpunk











working on some mockups for jeffs new store gj everyone

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