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Mr. Grumpybones: Apr 18, 2002; "We're falling out of the sky! We're going down! We're a silver gleaming death machine!"

Sure, you could get one booster every eight months. That�s fine. Not me though. I�m getting eight boosters every one month.

# ¿ Aug 17, 2021 06:45

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# ¿ May 20, 2024 19:48

Mr. Grumpybones: Apr 18, 2002; "We're falling out of the sky! We're going down! We're a silver gleaming death machine!"

I�ll even say nice things about you at funeral

# ¿ Aug 17, 2021 06:46

Mr. Grumpybones: Apr 18, 2002; "We're falling out of the sky! We're going down! We're a silver gleaming death machine!"

euphronius posted:

Xcom has ruined statistics for me. they are lies

# ¿ Aug 22, 2021 01:57

Mr. Grumpybones: Apr 18, 2002; "We're falling out of the sky! We're going down! We're a silver gleaming death machine!"

Google Butt posted:

kids are basically vaccinated grandparents what's the big deal

actually, children are identical to proportionally sized horses and there�s a readily available cure that anyone with a ruler and a calculator can safely administer

# ¿ Aug 23, 2021 18:19

Mr. Grumpybones: Apr 18, 2002; "We're falling out of the sky! We're going down! We're a silver gleaming death machine!"

Bruce Hussein Daddy posted:

Today

Yesterday

Since Jul 26
https://imgur.com/a/j5Ag7mG

covidactnow.org

My county goes "dried blood" red

what is Alabama doing that its neighbors aren�t

# ¿ Aug 27, 2021 21:45

Mr. Grumpybones: Apr 18, 2002; "We're falling out of the sky! We're going down! We're a silver gleaming death machine!"

does anyone have a link to that insane chart that described what number of people and in what combination of being vaccinated or children could participate or not in certain activities? it�s an amazing presentation and the dedication to both inform and educate is only surpassed by its bewilderment. I thought I saved but i didn�t.

I dunno what country it�s from but I�m pretty sure 50 years from now it will be considered the foremost piece of art of this stupid century and regarded as a masterpiece and I need to get it printed and framed

# ¿ Sep 2, 2021 08:39

Mr. Grumpybones: Apr 18, 2002; "We're falling out of the sky! We're going down! We're a silver gleaming death machine!"

Stereotype posted:

shits still bad!?

yeah but it�s better than next year!

# ¿ Sep 2, 2021 21:40

Mr. Grumpybones: Apr 18, 2002; "We're falling out of the sky! We're going down! We're a silver gleaming death machine!"

so really then American Society collapsed in 1776

# ¿ Sep 8, 2021 06:32

Mr. Grumpybones: Apr 18, 2002; "We're falling out of the sky! We're going down! We're a silver gleaming death machine!"

genericnick posted:

Hope some McKinsey gently caress grifted a few cool millions for coming up with the "endemic" formulation for doing the same thing we've been doing for twelve months.

I�ve worked with McKinsey consultants and that�s what they do best

# ¿ Sep 8, 2021 12:58

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# ¿ May 20, 2024 19:48

Mr. Grumpybones: Apr 18, 2002; "We're falling out of the sky! We're going down! We're a silver gleaming death machine!"

do not run from pyroclastic flows, because then you�d let the pyroclastic flows win

# ¿ Oct 20, 2021 18:36

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