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gregday: May 23, 2003

https://twitter.com/grace_panetta/status/1427355824050118665

# ¿ Aug 16, 2021 23:21

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# ¿ Apr 24, 2024 16:05

gregday: May 23, 2003

https://twitter.com/joesonka/status/1427643767536898052

https://twitter.com/joesonka/status/1427644213496274952

https://twitter.com/joesonka/status/1427644483353649157

# ¿ Aug 17, 2021 15:57

gregday: May 23, 2003

https://i.imgur.com/qviN0iZ.mp4

# ¿ Aug 19, 2021 15:36

gregday: May 23, 2003

Judge Dredd Scott posted:

i like the hospital bed set up in a gas station bathroom at the end

my favorite part is the iphone cable attached to the finger with a bandaid

edit: no it's the electrodes worn while driving a car

gregday fucked around with this message at 15:44 on Aug 19, 2021

# ¿ Aug 19, 2021 15:42

gregday: May 23, 2003

Rubby posted:

https://twitter.com/Gothamist/status/1428146204806897668?s=20

lol literally every government official from the federal to the local level getting shown their asses by some mermaids

how much more will we let them take from us

# ¿ Aug 19, 2021 17:12

gregday: May 23, 2003

https://twitter.com/Phil_Lewis_/status/1428438150116958212

# ¿ Aug 19, 2021 20:30

gregday: May 23, 2003

mastershakeman posted:

Is he the most famous person to die of it?

John Prine?

# ¿ Aug 19, 2021 21:21

gregday: May 23, 2003

https://twitter.com/abrahamjoseph/status/1428451831487897602

# ¿ Aug 19, 2021 21:41

gregday: May 23, 2003

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud posted:

I'm sorry, this is funny as hell and I'm not going to pretend it isn't.

lol loving tobymac

# ¿ Aug 19, 2021 21:43

gregday: May 23, 2003

remembering back to that time trump pronounces regeneron as Reagan Enron

# ¿ Aug 19, 2021 21:45

gregday: May 23, 2003

https://twitter.com/RonFilipkowski/status/1429255770240163848

# ¿ Aug 22, 2021 03:00

gregday: May 23, 2003

https://twitter.com/RightWingCope/status/1429810658564927497

# ¿ Aug 23, 2021 15:22

gregday: May 23, 2003

Spikevax should come in a container like this

# ¿ Aug 23, 2021 15:56

gregday: May 23, 2003

https://twitter.com/SCCgov/status/1429171588772007946

lol

# ¿ Aug 23, 2021 16:35

gregday: May 23, 2003

�horse paste� is enough to make it funnier than bleach

# ¿ Aug 24, 2021 23:49

gregday: May 23, 2003

Horseshoe theory posted:

More interesting question is how many ICU beds are left in the country before they need to create more ICU beds (they won't).

change your name to horsepaste theory

# ¿ Aug 25, 2021 05:15

gregday: May 23, 2003

https://twitter.com/RightWingCope/status/1430875522465255429

# ¿ Aug 26, 2021 15:36

gregday: May 23, 2003

Atrocious Joe posted:

https://twitter.com/TiceRichard/status/1429087843520024577?s=20

lmao that slogan

my rotting lungs have information that will lead to the arrest of hillary clinton

# ¿ Aug 26, 2021 15:57

gregday: May 23, 2003

https://twitter.com/Laurie_Garrett/status/1430909950730113027

# ¿ Aug 26, 2021 16:10

gregday: May 23, 2003

https://twitter.com/Davidlaz/status/1430911754234515459

# ¿ Aug 26, 2021 16:21

gregday: May 23, 2003

there�s going to be dead horses as a casualty of COVID because of ivermectin shortages

# ¿ Aug 26, 2021 17:26

gregday: May 23, 2003

Atrocious Joe posted:

NWO wants people to be obese as part of their plan to cull the population. the COVID Scamdemic isn't real, it's a plot to microchip the population.
https://twitter.com/Emperor_vee/status/1429964857189847042?s=20

today you basically have no rights if you dont have a smartphone

# ¿ Aug 26, 2021 17:47

gregday: May 23, 2003

Chamale posted:

I thought this was a particularly energetic fetus. It's someone's HEART? gently caress

# ¿ Aug 26, 2021 19:34

gregday: May 23, 2003

god doing a �sorry sorry I�m trying to delete it� on all of humanity

# ¿ Aug 26, 2021 19:38

gregday: May 23, 2003

https://twitter.com/BitchBitchBarbi/status/1430331788841431045

# ¿ Aug 26, 2021 19:45

gregday: May 23, 2003

have the 12,000 dead from NY been factored into the totals yet

# ¿ Aug 26, 2021 23:46

gregday: May 23, 2003

WampaLord posted:

# ¿ Aug 27, 2021 00:11

gregday: May 23, 2003

https://twitter.com/maulpasun/status/1431035505005809674

# ¿ Aug 27, 2021 10:36

gregday: May 23, 2003

yeeeaaaah maybe it�s too early to read Reddit nursing today

# ¿ Aug 27, 2021 14:42

gregday: May 23, 2003

https://twitter.com/kenklippenstein/status/1431305876762202118

# ¿ Aug 27, 2021 18:35

gregday: May 23, 2003

humanlol

# ¿ Aug 27, 2021 21:19

gregday: May 23, 2003

Gresh posted:

loving owned.

its amazing how many of these prominent anti-mask/vaxx freedom fighters are dying of covid. First he radio host from Florida cant remember his name, then Phil Valentine, and now this chud. Are there anymore?

yeah like 20

# ¿ Aug 30, 2021 00:43

gregday: May 23, 2003

https://twitter.com/schwa/status/1432421108234407936

# ¿ Aug 30, 2021 20:14

gregday: May 23, 2003

https://twitter.com/SoulfulHema/status/1352492940564697088

# ¿ Aug 31, 2021 15:45

gregday: May 23, 2003

https://twitter.com/lovinmygirls218/status/1432460842554040329

# ¿ Aug 31, 2021 19:41

gregday: May 23, 2003

Rubby posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jFT6P2HJUJI

lol @ this video which is supposed to help NYC businesses deal with angry customers over the vaccination mandate for indoor dining

are they perhaps not familiar with the other meaning of this abbreviation

# ¿ Aug 31, 2021 20:55

gregday: May 23, 2003

1st_Panzer_Div. posted:

That's the China theory - the Chinese lab was studying it from a local meat market, and purposefully set it loose at the WMG '19.

US leaked, Chinese leaked, & meat market accident or any combo of probably has no impact on our ability to stop the fucker now.

a bat working at a lab released it

# ¿ Sep 2, 2021 00:03