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The movie Jaws is actually about covid and was written by a time traveler from the future.
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Schnorkles posted:test positivity is the proper way of knowing what's happening Test positivity leveled off too (at 15% lol). Schools open this week too.
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Aug 17, 2021 02:21
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mod sassinator posted:the 8 month window for boosters is kind of poo poo. the israeli data shows around 8 months you are somewhere between 16-42% efficacy against delta with the mRNA vaccines. that's... not good. Yeah I'm here for my booster, its been 8 months. I couldn't find my vaccine card though.
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Aug 17, 2021 06:58
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We plan to address the problem with a series of tweets over the next several days...
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Aug 18, 2021 23:05
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triple sulk posted:I hate tech for a multitude of reasons but I don't have to write code or directly manage anyone so I try not to complain too much
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Apraxin posted:good news, citizens of alabama - relief is at hand: Gonna be hilarious when he catches COVID again.
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Aug 20, 2021 21:56
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Guess I need to add bottled water to the stockpile since covid can choke the water supply too, gently caress
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Aug 21, 2021 05:02
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The polio vaccine sometimes gave you loving polio. It also got rid of polio. Too bad it's too late to ever stop COVID now.
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Aug 21, 2021 17:26
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I regret to inform you that Greg Abbots covid infection has perrished. rip https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/us/texas-governor-abbott-tests-negative-for-covid-19-after-short-illness/ar-AANAbpw?ocid=winp1taskbar quote:Texas Governor Greg Abbott, whose state is engulfed in a fourth COVID surge, said he tested negative for COVID-19 on Saturday after having a "brief and mild" bout with the infection this week.
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Aug 22, 2021 02:30
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Greg Legg posted:I'm sure that's the case for some folks but the people I know who refuse the vaccine are doing so because they just don't want to take it. It's weird I still think every excuse for not getting the shot except for not wanting to miss work with side effects is a bullshit excuse for being afraid of needles.
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Was anti-vax a thing before Jenny McCarthy started pushing her bullshit. I think she should be forced to drink the covid can on live tv for her crimes against humanity.
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Aug 23, 2021 00:27
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McCracAttack posted:Yo, anyone got stress management tips? I ask because I have quite a few needles in the red over her. Like, not all of the needles are in the red. But it's the most I've ever seen. So I should probably address this. My strategy lately is to to enter a stress fugue state where nightmare and reality merge in a neverending string of unavailable disaster. I don't recommend it.
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Aug 23, 2021 04:55
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McCracAttack posted:My strategy lately has been alcohol. That just took me from 'stressed' to 'stressed and hungover with stress hives'. I want to rip my face off. Cutting back on booze did help a little for me. It sucks hard for the first couple of weeks though.
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Aug 23, 2021 04:59
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Nothing is real anymore. Especially COVID.
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Aug 23, 2021 21:53
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Spoondick posted:we got a localish doc who's dumping hydroxychloroquine, azithromycin, ivermectin and methylprednisolone via teledoc for every covid case he sees and the medrol is probably the only thing actually doing anything no z-pak? wtf?
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Aug 24, 2021 04:35
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Lie about the vax making your dick bigger. CDC didn't mind lying about masks when it suited them.
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Aug 24, 2021 04:39
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gradenko_2000 posted:oh ffs it's even stupider than i thought Occam's pool noodle: With all things being equal, the dumbest answer is usually the correct one.
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Be free from COVID and bathe in horse piss
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Aug 24, 2021 14:56
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Has Biden signed a single executive order since taking office. Trump was loving trying to ban Muslims from day one and any other crazy bullshit he could think of. Seems there's plenty Biden could do about this but won't to keep from upsetting his base, the republicans.
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Aug 24, 2021 19:57
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Oh right, I forgot about the means tested college tuition reimbursement. There's that. I love good president joe boben.
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Aug 24, 2021 20:01
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Aug 24, 2021 22:28
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Feed store was out of horse paste. Can I eat Elmer's glue paste since it's made of horse? Also what happens if I've already ate it?
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Aug 24, 2021 22:36
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Zurtilik posted:In that heat map what was the story behind Missouri being deep purple and then suddenly just devoid of data before returning back to a more 'normal' trend? The two big cities in the state both have indoor mask mandates. That probably helped slow it some. It's still chewing through rual areas though and there's a new hotspot brewing in the bootheel.
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Aug 25, 2021 16:50
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Hmm weird. South Dakota is real sick. This can't be right.
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Aug 25, 2021 18:08
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Joe Biden is succeeding where trump failed in getting voters from the opposing party to die from covid. jesus christ this country is fuckin dumb
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Aug 25, 2021 19:31
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Sure why not It's the least bad weird thing Ive seen all week
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Aug 25, 2021 23:00
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The COVID situation today is the best it will be until spring of next year.
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Substandard posted:
Show a little decorum please, I plead to a virus
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Aug 26, 2021 03:39
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AppleNippleBOB posted:I'm prob getting fired. You see we changed the service agreement after you agreed to it therefore...
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Aug 26, 2021 04:13
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Covid will get worse weekly from now until November or December. These are the good days. Jesus loving christ.
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Aug 26, 2021 06:50
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There's nothing like a nice tall cold thick glass of horse paste before bed 
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uber_stoat posted:"Hello, my name is Mr. Burns. I believe you have a vaccine for me."
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Aug 28, 2021 22:28
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Looks like we're all getting boosters at 6 months. I bet they announce it in the next week or two. https://twitter.com/Reuters_Health/status/1430685379687063558?s=20 https://twitter.com/BNODesk/status/1431968501661581318?s=20 toss him on the pile
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I think they picked 8 months because the W.H.O. was complaining about other countries not getting vaccines and wanted to give them a couple extra months of good vaccine exports. Then they saw the school infection rates and and decided moving up the booster would count as doing something about it.
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Coronapaloza
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COVID? I barely know her! 
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