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Cabbages and Kings
Aug 25, 2004


Shall we be trotting home again?
I actually didn't know AI could be better than it was on 8/17/21 but here we are.

Update us, OP!

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Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus


You fools, this is just a scam to get posters into AI so they can probe us with car sixers!

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

Papa Was A Video Toaster
Jan 9, 2011





Please hold on goldmining until I can make an tag that says "SA: you know who can help with this? The pig balls website."

Randy Travesty
Oct 27, 2014

PHANTOM QUEEN


This is beautiful.

TrueChaos
Nov 14, 2006




This thread... :perfect:

Voted 5, anxiously awaiting updates.

pnac attack
Jul 7, 2021

by Fluffdaddy

spanakopita posted:

I turned to my wife and said, you know who can help with this? The pig balls website.

Still in 4H. In Serengeti now. Supposedly there's a mechanic at the gas station. That's tomorrow's problem.

Thanks!

good job everyone. we did it

Goober Peas
Jun 30, 2007

Check out my 'Vette, bro


I came, I saw, I conquered.

Then I came again.

Lutha Mahtin
Oct 10, 2010

Your brokebrain sin is absolved...go and shitpost no more!

Mambo No. 5 posted:

Who needs truck nuts when you have pig balls?

Automotive Insanity: Who needs truck nuts when you have pig balls?

GnarlyCharlie4u
Sep 23, 2007

I have an unhealthy obsession with motorcycles.

Proof
I have nothing of value to add. I'm just here to sign the guestbook.

Jows
May 8, 2002

Should've sent a poet, this is god damned beautiful.

Ass-penny
Jan 18, 2008

Hell of a post OP, makes me glad I paid the entrance fee. :five:

Stoner Sloth
Apr 2, 2019

Good luck and goon speed OP, voted 5

glyph
Apr 6, 2006



Sticking my head up to get my name in the box score.

3 posts and the truth.

CAT INTERCEPTOR
Nov 9, 2004

Basically a male Margaret Thatcher

TVsVeryOwn posted:

Please hold on goldmining until I can make an tag that says "SA: you know who can help with this? The pig balls website."

A landcruiser with "Pig Balls website" would make for a great AI gantag

BigPaddy
Jun 30, 2008

That night we performed the rite and opened the gate.
Halfway through, I went to fix us both a coke float.
By the time I got back, he'd gone insane.
Plus, he'd left the gate open and there was evil everywhere.


Do they have Esso garages on the Serengeti? That would be weird. A tiger? In Africa?!?

Coredump
Dec 1, 2002

Hell of a posting career, got a thread headed for the goldmine in a total of 3 post.

Papa Was A Video Toaster
Jan 9, 2011





First draft:

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

SUCK A MALE CAMEL'S DICK WITH MIRACLE WHIP!!
You got stuck in a crater in Africa
You couldn't drive your truck
You asked the internet for help
You asked at the pig balls website

Pig Balls Website
Pig Balls Website
Pig Balls Website
Pig Balls Website

You and your wife are on Safari
You thought your truck broke down
You would have gotten eaten by a lion
But something awful goons helped you out

Pig Balls Website
Pig Balls Website
Pig Balls Website
Pig Balls Website

You lurked for many years
You've only posted three times.
Jackal's did not eat your funky rear end
You and your wife got to safety

Pig Balls Website
Pig Balls Website
Pig Balls Website
Pig Balls Website

Rock over London
Rock On Chicago

Somethingawful.com
the pig balls website.

CAT INTERCEPTOR
Nov 9, 2004

Basically a male Margaret Thatcher

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


TVsVeryOwn posted:

First draft:

Yes please

Somewhat Heroic
Oct 11, 2007

(Insert Mad Max related text)



TVsVeryOwn posted:

First draft:

I want it.

The Saddest Rhino
Apr 29, 2009

Put it all together.
Solve the world.
One conversation at a time.



TVsVeryOwn posted:

First draft:

Hells yeah

TrueChaos
Nov 14, 2006




TVsVeryOwn posted:

First draft:

Mods, do the needful.

Big Taint
Oct 19, 2003

TVsVeryOwn posted:

First draft:

CAT INTERCEPTOR
Nov 9, 2004

Basically a male Margaret Thatcher

TVsVeryOwn posted:

First draft:

I'd suggest make the text a bit cleaner but niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiice

I'll see what the size limit (in kb) is for gangtags

Recoome
Nov 9, 2013

Matter of fact, I'm salty now.

TVsVeryOwn posted:

First draft:

Nice

Ass-penny
Jan 18, 2008

TVsVeryOwn posted:

First draft:

Yes I want that added to the marquee.

Also want to shout out AmbassadorofSodomy because this post was also fantastic.

AmbassadorofSodomy posted:

You got stuck in a crater in Africa
You couldn't drive your truck
You asked the internet for help
You asked at the pig balls website

Pig Balls Website
Pig Balls Website
Pig Balls Website
Pig Balls Website

You and your wife are on Safari
You thought your truck broke down
You would have gotten eaten by a lion
But something awful goons helped you out

Pig Balls Website
Pig Balls Website
Pig Balls Website
Pig Balls Website

You lurked for many years
You've only posted three times.
Jackal's did not eat your funky rear end
You and your wife got to safety

Pig Balls Website
Pig Balls Website
Pig Balls Website
Pig Balls Website

Rock over London
Rock On Chicago

Somethingawful.com
the pig balls website.

Fuschia tude
Dec 26, 2004

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2019

sharkytm posted:

I've got my money on Anton Yelchin'ing himself

Too soon :(

Ironhead
Jan 19, 2005

Ironhead. Mmm.


But did we ever find out what happened? Will he ever return?

God Bless this dead pig balls forum

sb hermit
Dec 13, 2016





Zil posted:

You fools, this is just a scam to get posters into AI so they can probe us with car sixers!

Did someone say car sixers? Where do I sign up?

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

kimcicle
Feb 23, 2003

TVsVeryOwn posted:

First draft:

:five:

therobit
Aug 19, 2008

I've been tryin' to speak with you for a long time

sb hermit posted:

Did someone say car sixers? Where do I sign up?

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

spanakopita
Apr 4, 2009

I turned to my wife and said, you know who can help with this? The pig balls website.

Haven't read the whole thread yet, what a response!

I'm getting a Covid test at the Mara river, here to watch the great migration.
Haven't had Internet for a couple days.

So here's the best part..... There was nothing wrong with the car, I'm just a dummy. The 4x4 shifter had H-N-L options. The ones I'm familiar with... I thought that H meant 4x4 high and N meant the ordinary transmission.
N means there's no linkage at all. Why would I need that in the 4x4 shifter? Maybe something to do with wheel lock.

When I got to the mechanic he explained how I was an idiot and I tipped him for it.
Once I figure out how to post pictures on the Awful app, I'll post some good ones.

spanakopita
Apr 4, 2009

I turned to my wife and said, you know who can help with this? The pig balls website.

Powershift posted:

The 98 land cruiser I’m North America at least is full time 4wd. The transfer case shifter only goes between 4wd high, neutral, and 4wd low.

The vehicle won’t move with the transfer case in neutral. Neutral does not mean 2wd.

This is exactly what I needed to hear. 100% what the mechanic said.

spanakopita
Apr 4, 2009

I turned to my wife and said, you know who can help with this? The pig balls website.

The Saddest Rhino posted:

if there were boars or warthogs in your safari pls ensure you post their balls here

1000%. There have been tons of warthogs. I will search through my camera footage for the requisite testicle photos.

spanakopita
Apr 4, 2009

I turned to my wife and said, you know who can help with this? The pig balls website.

sticksy posted:

What did you learn from Ngororgoro gas station mechanic about the Land Cruiser?

slidebyte hit the nail on the head. It was operator error.

CAT INTERCEPTOR
Nov 9, 2004

Basically a male Margaret Thatcher

spanakopita posted:

Haven't read the whole thread yet, what a response!

I'm getting a Covid test at the Mara river, here to watch the great migration.
Haven't had Internet for a couple days.

So here's the best part..... There was nothing wrong with the car, I'm just a dummy. The 4x4 shifter had H-N-L options. The ones I'm familiar with... I thought that H meant 4x4 high and N meant the ordinary transmission.
N means there's no linkage at all. Why would I need that in the 4x4 shifter? Maybe something to do with wheel lock.

When I got to the mechanic he explained how I was an idiot and I tipped him for it.
Once I figure out how to post pictures on the Awful app, I'll post some good ones.


Edit : ill do one better. Post pics and Ill donate 100 bucks to a wildlife group of the threads choosing because drat what a ride

CAT INTERCEPTOR fucked around with this message at 08:48 on Aug 20, 2021

Dagen H
Mar 19, 2009

Hogertrafikomlaggningen

TVsVeryOwn posted:

First draft:

:five:

spanakopita
Apr 4, 2009

I turned to my wife and said, you know who can help with this? The pig balls website.

Here are some phone pics.
The camera has good ones.

Removing 2 of the 6 seats for extra space


The edge of the Ngorogoro crater. Ngorogoro is a caldera which means the remains of an exploded volcano. This one exploded some 2-3 million years ago and left behind a 100 square mile valley that is surrrounded on all sides by 2000 feet of crater walls. It's a perfect little ecosystem that is an incredible little ecosystem.
They let you descend into the crater on a 6 hour pass to limit human impact.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ngorongoro_Conservation_Area#Ngorongoro_Crater


Here we've arrived at the campsite outside of the crater rim, about to make pasta with tuna fish. Real gourmet stuff.


Alternate view of the campsite.


The stupid shifter that caused this whole mess.


This is Lobo campsite, hours north of Ngorogoro inside Serengeti. Very remote.


Panoramic of Lobo campsite.


Made it to an airstrip near Mara river. Getting a covid test so we can fly in a couple days. Waiting at the gift shop.
Here are some bones. The pacman one is an elephant, also hippo and buffalo.

spanakopita fucked around with this message at 16:08 on Sep 2, 2021

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spanakopita
Apr 4, 2009

I turned to my wife and said, you know who can help with this? The pig balls website.

CAT INTERCEPTOR posted:

Edit : ill do one better. Post pics and Ill donate 100 bucks to a wildlife group of the threads choosing because drat what a ride

I don't have my card reader so the camera pics will take a bit.

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