Register a SA Forums Account here!
JOINING THE SA FORUMS WILL REMOVE THIS BIG AD, THE ANNOYING UNDERLINED ADS, AND STUPID INTERSTITIAL ADS!!!

You can: log in, read the tech support FAQ, or request your lost password. This dumb message (and those ads) will appear on every screen until you register! Get rid of this crap by registering your own SA Forums Account and joining roughly 150,000 Goons, for the one-time price of $9.95! We charge money because it costs us money per month for bills, and since we don't believe in showing ads to our users, we try to make the money back through forum registrations.
The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Sports Argument Stadium > The Ben Simmons Magical Misery Tour (Also RIP The Process Again)
Where does Ben Simmons play next year?
Boston Celtics
L.A. Lakers
L.A. Clippers
Golden State Warriors
Sacramento Kings
Minnesota Timberwolves
Utah Jazz
Indiana Pacers
Shanghai Sharks
Adelaide 36ers
Nippon Ham Fighters
Talk 'n' Text Tropang Texters
[Edit Poll (moderators only)]
View Results
 
  • Post
  • Reply
R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


 do you think that ben simmons will bring dumb ben simmons drama with him wherever he goes or is all of the ben simmons drama directly related to dealing with the most deranged fanbase in american sports

* # ¿ Sep 2, 2021 02:42
  • Quote
Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

# ¿ Apr 28, 2024 01:24
  • Quote
R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004

Dejan Bimble posted:

Is there a team that's a logical fit for Ben Simmons? Is there a team that doesn't mind having their first or second highest player a nonentity on offense when the pressure is on?

The Pistons won a championship with Ben Wallace only dunking and making every other free throw, imagine if Ben just played point center. That would be sick.

sounds like he'd be incredible in dallas

* # ¿ Sep 2, 2021 03:55
  • Quote
R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


 what if ben simmons went on the bill simmons podcast

* # ¿ Sep 2, 2021 03:58
  • Quote
R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004

Bip Roberts posted:

Honestly Simmons for Kyrie would not be bad. Kyrie is better but he also is way more injury prone than even ben. It can't fly because of team chemistry but it would be fine for basketball.

adam silver would have to stage a humanitarian intervention to prevent kyrie from playing for the seventy-sixers

* # ¿ Sep 2, 2021 04:43
  • Quote
R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004

* # ¿ Sep 6, 2021 17:03
  • Quote
  • 1
  • 2
  • 3
  • 4
  • 5
  • Post
  • Reply
The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Sports Argument Stadium > The Ben Simmons Magical Misery Tour (Also RIP The Process Again)