The Ben Simmons Magical Misery Tour (Also RIP The Process Again)

Where does Ben Simmons play next year?
	Boston Celtics
	L.A. Lakers
	L.A. Clippers
	Golden State Warriors
	Sacramento Kings
	Minnesota Timberwolves
	Utah Jazz
	Indiana Pacers
	Shanghai Sharks
	Adelaide 36ers
	Nippon Ham Fighters
	Talk 'n' Text Tropang Texters

Rick: Feb 23, 2004; When I was 17, my father was so stupid, I didn't want to be seen with him in public. When I was 24, I was amazed at how much the old man had learned in just 7 years.

I voted for the Clippers but am not going to figure out how to make that trade possible.

# ¿ Sep 1, 2021 00:39

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# ¿ Apr 27, 2024 14:42

Rick: Feb 23, 2004; When I was 17, my father was so stupid, I didn't want to be seen with him in public. When I was 24, I was amazed at how much the old man had learned in just 7 years.

The argument for keeping Fox makes sense from an emotional standpoint because it is a team that historically has issues getting people excited to be there and Fox loves the Kings. Talent wise though, yeah, not so much.

# ¿ Sep 1, 2021 14:33

Rick: Feb 23, 2004; When I was 17, my father was so stupid, I didn't want to be seen with him in public. When I was 24, I was amazed at how much the old man had learned in just 7 years.

Before the Russ trade Ben would've made a lot of sense for the Lakers since they already weren't scoring outside of AD and LeBron and even assuming losing KCP in the trade they'd still have a pretty amazing defense and be less vulnerable to driving guards.

# ¿ Sep 3, 2021 04:02

Rick: Feb 23, 2004; When I was 17, my father was so stupid, I didn't want to be seen with him in public. When I was 24, I was amazed at how much the old man had learned in just 7 years.

Jota posted:

https://twitter.com/ChrisJHoops/status/1433810444687347716?s=19

Wow other 29 teams, he's a changed man check out the range ma'am

The world's slowest 3 point shot.

# ¿ Sep 4, 2021 05:26

Rick: Feb 23, 2004; When I was 17, my father was so stupid, I didn't want to be seen with him in public. When I was 24, I was amazed at how much the old man had learned in just 7 years.

harperdc posted:

tall, rangy, takes forever to load up the outside shot?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cs8gamnMIS0

Lmao

It indeed does take a whole team to operate the medieval siege engine (Ben Simmons)

# ¿ Sep 9, 2021 07:51