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Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005
Well here's another clue for you all: the walrus was (Rich) Paul.

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Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005

Dejan Bimble posted:

Is there a team that's a logical fit for Ben Simmons? Is there a team that doesn't mind having their first or second highest paid player be a nonentity on offense when the pressure is on?

The Pistons won a championship with Ben Wallace only dunking and making every other free throw, imagine if Ben just played point center. That would be sick.

This isn't Ben's fault. He's been mentally coddled and treated like a god since he was a teen, but in the weird australian way that makes people crack under pressure. He needs to do some kind of age regression therapy and have draymond green's parents re-raise him over the course of a year.

Honestly Simmons for Kyrie would not be bad. Kyrie is better but he also is way more injury prone than even ben. It can't fly because of team chemistry but it would be fine for basketball.

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005
So two questions: who first started using the term "pu pu platter" for a group of marginal assets in a trade, and second: if you're calling it a "poop platter" is that good enough or do you have to say "poop poop platter"?

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