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835 3 2.29%
2 14 10.69%
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7070 12 9.16%
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Total: 131 votes
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Waffleman_
Jan 20, 2011


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Those ellipses in the corner are doing some heavy lifting.

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Waffleman_
Jan 20, 2011


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I gotta tell you guys bout this wild-rear end news story out of my city.

So this high school football team from Columbus plays a game against a school from Florida, televised on ESPN. Blown the gently caress out, 58-0. And while this is happening, the announcers are like "Well they said they had a lot of Division I prospects on their roster, but we couldn't really verify it and it's weird that they're doing so bad."

So a bit of digging was done and

This school may not loving exist.

They have three addresses listed in different places, one of which is a PO box, one of which is a sports complex, and one of which is a whole other university.

Waffleman_
Jan 20, 2011


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Mix. posted:

i cant believe you'd post this and not share the loving intro theme, composed by the same guy who made that one pictionary NES track that people went apeshit for:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4_gObHt1uZA

"Well this isn't that impressi--WHAT THE gently caress"

Waffleman_
Jan 20, 2011


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Zil posted:

What the hell? Just roving bands of high school football players that go around losing games? I'm guessing some kind of tax scam.

Apparently the players were in their 20s and 30s?!?!?!!?

Waffleman_
Jan 20, 2011


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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ZtTr23pzXo

Waffleman_
Jan 20, 2011


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I just got a text that my stepsister is on her way to the hospital, she's gonna have her baby!

Waffleman_
Jan 20, 2011


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Khanstant posted:

Comes with for free? This isn't a f2p game is it, that would be horrible news.

No, the game just has a lot of Sega characters unlockable in the base game.

Also the 5 bucks for Hello Kitty might be Sanrio Tax.

Waffleman_
Jan 20, 2011


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My niece was born at 11 last night, 7 pounds and all good.

Waffleman_
Jan 20, 2011


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Finished Sam & Max Save the World. Definitely something I would have liked a lot more back in its time, but still a pretty comfy way to spend a few evenings. Can't wait for the remasters of the next seasons.

Completed

Jedi Fallen Order
Ace Combat 04
AI The Somnium Files
The Great Ace Attorney Chronicles
Sam & Max Save the World

In Progress

Ace Combat 5
Okami HD
Travis Strikes Again

Need To Get Back To

Monster Hunter Rise

Want To Get To


No More Heroes 3
Psychonauts 2
Shin Megami Tensei V
Ace Combat 0

I'm Always Playing This And I'm Just Waiting For The Expansion

Final Fantasy XIV

Waffleman_
Jan 20, 2011


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Wanna see the Yaluza Miiverse.

Waffleman_
Jan 20, 2011


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stev posted:

I can't imagine them putting any Pokemon games on there. Maybe Red and Blue as the 'big draw' since they've already had a remake on Switch.

I think rereleasing older Pokemon games has also become kinda dicey due to the new PEGI guidelines about simulated gambling. Like the current eshop releases are fine, but any new releases would need to be rerated.

Waffleman_
Jan 20, 2011


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Localize the second Pokemon TCG game

Waffleman_
Jan 20, 2011


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Stux posted:

Following the publication of this piece PEGI has clarified that older games with simulated gambling elements will retain their age rating if re-released, provided that the game is not upgraded, modernised, re-interpreted or altered in any other way that would lead it to be interpreted as a new game. This means games that were historically rated as PEGI 12 will maintain that rating if it is put on the market again in the same form.

Ah, cool, but it's pretty funny that they had to go "But not Pokemon though"

Waffleman_
Jan 20, 2011


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Jay Rust posted:

Theorycrafters should stick to “Ending EXPLAINED” YouTube videos, and away from me

"How to beat X monster"

Waffleman_
Jan 20, 2011


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I see three friends

Kazooie is not a friend she's mean

Waffleman_
Jan 20, 2011


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https://twitter.com/Poverty_FGC/status/1433874170580979713?s=20

Oh, this is cool

Waffleman_
Jan 20, 2011


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Learning more about this artificial bubble being created in retro game collecting and it's making me pissed. Rich people ruin loving everything.

Waffleman_
Jan 20, 2011


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FirstAidKite posted:

What's happening specifically?

Here's a long video breaking it down

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rvLFEh7V18A

But the long and short of it is that a couple of organizations are manipulating the market on retro games and bringing a lot of speculators into the market, driving up prices. If you remember the copy of Super Mario Bros that sold for 2 million dollars, that's a part of it since they're doing this really big sales to generate headlines.

Waffleman_
Jan 20, 2011


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FirstAidKite posted:

Oh are they doing like the thing that happens with artwork?

Yeah, or if you remember when a bunch of people got into Pokemon and Magic cards a year or two ago

Waffleman_
Jan 20, 2011


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Jack Black has had a few good video game roles but it very much helps that those were roles very specifically written to be Jack Black.

Waffleman_
Jan 20, 2011


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Find out in Mario Generations

Waffleman_
Jan 20, 2011


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Okami is asking me to be vored twice with each time being relatively close to each other.

Waffleman_
Jan 20, 2011


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I'm a lot more forgiving of the developers of Sonic Boom considering how loving hard Sega bungled the project at every step of the way.

Waffleman_
Jan 20, 2011


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https://twitter.com/Nibellion/status/1435227106003374084?s=20

Waffleman_
Jan 20, 2011


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Oh if he handled AI, I think Life is Strange 1 is no problem.

Waffleman_
Jan 20, 2011


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Sticks and Stux may break my bucks but posts will never hurt me

Waffleman_
Jan 20, 2011


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Help Im Alive posted:

I never played the original on Wii but I'm playing Ultimate on a PS5 and I didn't run into any bugs in the 4 or 5 worlds I played/I guess it's probably running at 60fps but I'm terrible at telling the difference with that stuff idk

I heard the switch port is kind of a mess though

A lot of the more wild visual glitches going around turned out to have been played on emulators which might explain a few things.

Waffleman_
Jan 20, 2011


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Beta Protocol

Waffleman_
Jan 20, 2011


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The newest Monkey Ball characters are a Sega Saturn, a Game Gear, and a Dreamcast

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ck3YqCCebQo

Waffleman_
Jan 20, 2011


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Matrix seems alright. I'm taking the opportunity to revisit the originals after like 14 years.

Waffleman_
Jan 20, 2011


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Excited to potentially understand the combat in a KOTOR game.

Waffleman_
Jan 20, 2011


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Excited for Carth to not have an annoying voice

Also for.l my pals Mission and Zaalbar.

Waffleman_
Jan 20, 2011


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It's from the division with the XIV team, so there'll be Simpsons references.

Waffleman_
Jan 20, 2011


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https://www.reuters.com/technology/epic-games-asks-apple-allow-fortnite-return-south-korea-2021-09-10/

Extremely funny for Epic to go "Pwease Apple let us sell Fortnite in Korea" literally in the middle of suing them.

Waffleman_
Jan 20, 2011


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Yeah it kinda does, doesn't it

Waffleman_
Jan 20, 2011


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https://www.reuters.com/legal/litigation/judge-epic-suit-says-apple-restrictions-anti-competitive-2021-09-10/

Epic won the lawsuit, Apple cannot legally bar developers from linking to forms of payment outside the in-app system.

Waffleman_
Jan 20, 2011


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Force Unleashed 2 has a Guybrush Threepwood skin and it's amazing.



https://starwars.fandom.com/wiki/Guybrush_Threepkiller

They also had concept art for Elaine as Juno and LeChuck as Vader

Waffleman_
Jan 20, 2011


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Every so often, I'm tempted to download APB Reloaded just to mess with the character customization because yeah that poo poo is wild

Waffleman_
Jan 20, 2011


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I just finished the first Matrix and that's a movie that holds up.

Forgot about the friggin' Rage Against The Machine at the end though, lol

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Waffleman_
Jan 20, 2011


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Final Fantasy X has a nice twist where Tidus has to pretend he has amnesia to cover that he's actually isekaied.

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