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Play
Apr 25, 2006

Strong stroll for a mangy stray
Slayton had an okay chance at that ball but it never should've been in question in the first place. Being under pressure doesn't excuse a pointlessly long and direct throw, Slayton literally had to accelerate and run as fast as he possibly could to even get a hand on that ball, which you can see in the video. If he puts like six inches more air under that thing it's an easy pitch and catch.

Look at Stafford's throw to a wide open Kupp week 1 for reference. Stafford knew he was wide open so he threw a nice soft, catchable ball that didn't require Kupp to accelerate instantly and was a guaranteed TD. That's how this throw should've looked, but instead it was a bullet of a 50 yard throw. Basically they are both at fault because Danny turned what should've been an easy catch into a pretty drat hard catch.

Nick Jr. Face posted:

By contrast, Bridgewater's deep ball to Hamler was thrown perfectly but Hamler dropped it 😤

Yep that throw actually was perfect, that's the kind of thing I think of when people are talking about 'this guy dropped a wide open touchdown', not a receiver desperately trying to adjust to an overthrow and not being able to bring it in

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Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

https://twitter.com/FieldYates/status/1438946730142281730

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!
What the hell is wrong with that guy?

bows1
May 16, 2004

Chill, whale, chill

Impossibly Perfect Sphere posted:

What the hell is wrong with that guy?

he looked in tons of pain on that monday game

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!

Impossibly Perfect Sphere posted:

What the hell is wrong with that guy?

Some sort of foot or toe injury, speculation is turf toe but I don't think we actually know? May be an ankle thing going on too, that one is news to me and probably would have come from Monday night.

Hot Diggity!
Apr 3, 2010

SKELITON_BRINGING_U_ON.GIF

Impossibly Perfect Sphere posted:

What the hell is wrong with that guy?

he's dying

Mystic Stylez
Dec 19, 2009

I can't believe they sacrificed Josh Jacobs to be able to win against the mighty Ravens

really queer Christmas
Apr 22, 2014


Aren't we all

Sono
Apr 9, 2008




Bird in a Blender posted:

Ok so I can easily start scamming NFL players for tickets by just pretending to be unvaccinated?

Think bigger: Scam all 8/9 of your favorite team's home opponents into essentially giving you free season tickets.

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



Bill Belichick gets asked a question about Long Snapping, and gives a history of specialists and how wide punt block formations started and what a long snapper's responsibilites are after snapping. Specifically mentions that Jets kicker who punted last week well.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3oH8dfwep0c&t=748s

Kalli fucked around with this message at 22:10 on Sep 17, 2021

Chucktesla
Jul 13, 2014

https://twitter.com/danielrpopper/status/1438954312806191104?s=19

Is it good to lose your starting corner and arguably best IDL before playing the cowboys

The Puppy Bowl
Jan 31, 2013

A dog, in the house.

*woof*

Kalli posted:

Bill Belichick gets asked a question about Long Snapping, and gives a history of specialists and how wide punt block formations started and what a long snapper's responsibilites are after snapping:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3oH8dfwep0c&t=748s

I'm actually training my infant son to be a long snapper so this is highly valuable content.

Ches Neckbeard
Dec 3, 2005

You're all garbage, back up the truck BACK IT UP!
Get ready for the 3rd string left tackle to Browns away the texans game baby!

https://twitter.com/ByNateUlrich/status/1438956326638571526

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



The Puppy Bowl posted:

I'm actually training my infant son to be a long snapper so this is highly valuable content.

I want someone to repeat that question in each coach's press conferences.

Like I'm sure Harbaugh or the ex-Pats have a good take on them, but imagine Dan Campbell or Mike McCarthy's answer.

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret

Kalli posted:

Bill Belichick gets asked a question about Long Snapping, and gives a history of specialists and how wide punt block formations started and what a long snapper's responsibilites are after snapping. Specifically mentions that Jets kicker who punted last week well.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3oH8dfwep0c&t=748s

Belichick going on about special teams is always amazing.

The Puppy Bowl
Jan 31, 2013

A dog, in the house.

*woof*
My guess is Harbaugh would be jokingly insulted that the Ravens commit a roster spot to a position they view as less than totally essential.

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!

Kalli posted:

Bill Belichick gets asked a question about Long Snapping, and gives a history of specialists and how wide punt block formations started and what a long snapper's responsibilites are after snapping. Specifically mentions that Jets kicker who punted last week well.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3oH8dfwep0c&t=748s

Did Bill cut his face open with a particularly aggressive mask? Those look more like scars than wrinkles.

If I had the opportunity to ask him a punting question I'd ask why the nearly universal 3 personal protector system in college doesn't work (or is not worth it) in the NFL. Is it all just because there are no rugby kicks for professional punters or is it a coverage thing? And should there occasionally be a little roll out looking for a fake opportunity leading to rugby kicks? Feel like I could ask him a lot of questions about punting that he might actually deign to answer, not because they're good questions but because he'd like to answer them.

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


Gravy Boat 2k

Chucktesla posted:

https://twitter.com/danielrpopper/status/1438954312806191104?s=19

Is it good to lose your starting corner and arguably best IDL before playing the cowboys

Hey we might have an even game

DariusLikewise
Oct 4, 2008

You wore that on Halloween?

This is why you give Kenyan Drake 15 million dollars

TITTIEKISSER69
Mar 19, 2005

SAVE THE BEES
PLANT MORE TREES
CLEAN THE SEAS
KISS TITTIESS




Kalli posted:

Bill Belichick gets asked a question about Long Snapping, and gives a history of specialists and how wide punt block formations started and what a long snapper's responsibilites are after snapping. Specifically mentions that Jets kicker who punted last week well.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3oH8dfwep0c&t=748s

Highlight of his day, for sure

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen
𝅘𝅥𝅮
If the Texans start the season 4-0 and Tyrod Taylor is still our QB, I will get an avatar of him with "teh g0d" in the text :toxx:

Gatts
Jan 2, 2001

Goodnight Moon

Nap Ghost

Ches Neckbeard posted:

Get ready for the 3rd string left tackle to Browns away the texans game baby!

https://twitter.com/ByNateUlrich/status/1438956326638571526

Awwww yeah. Can’t have experience without getting experience, I’m sure our 3rd stringer could use this for his resume.

pasaluki
Feb 27, 2008

THIS WHAGON HAS NO BREAKS! I HAVE THE HEART OF THE BUUFALO the strength OF THE MOUNTAIN, THE FURY OF THE THUNDER AND MY WILL IS UNBREAKABLE! I will not surrender to KNOW ONE
It's amazing how Bill has tamed the media so thoroughly in NE that he will only ever answer questions that interest him genuinely.

I don't even say that as a negative. He's a football wonk and so I think he's improved the football IQ of the reporters to just be able to get an answer other than gently caress you from him

No Butt Stuff
Jun 10, 2004

Edward Mass posted:

If the Texans start the season 4-0 and Tyrod Taylor is still our QB, I will get an avatar of him with "teh g0d" in the text :toxx:

Quoting for your trial

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen
𝅘𝅥𝅮
I would've made it a lower threshold, but I recently had to get a new debit card. I still haven't received it yet!

Kull the Conqueror
Apr 8, 2006

Take me to the green valley,
lay the sod o'er me,
I'm a young cowboy,
I know I've done wrong
BB sounds like me when I talk about the history of Soviet cinema.

poly and open-minded
Nov 22, 2006

In BOD we trust

Edward Mass posted:

If the Texans start the season 4-0 and Tyrod Taylor is still our QB, I will get an avatar of him with "teh g0d" in the text :toxx:

why wouldnt you just put "tygod?"

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen
𝅘𝅥𝅮

poly and open-minded posted:

why wouldnt you just put "tygod?"

More phonetic.

humpthewind
Jan 8, 2007

Noblest of all dogs is the hot-dog; it feeds the hand that bites it.
Williams is so good.

https://twitter.com/sportscenter/status/1439019819223982085?s=21

Asproigerosis
Mar 13, 2013

insufferable
Lol all you nerds trying to tell me some guy practicing his dance routine was some epic quintuple receiver route. You think you know more than me, an eagles fan? Next you'll say the game has changed since my eagles last had a receiver (TO).

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.

Asproigerosis posted:

Lol all you nerds trying to tell me some guy practicing his dance routine was some epic quintuple receiver route. You think you know more than me, an eagles fan? Next you'll say the game has changed since my eagles last had a receiver (TO).

Some serious DeSean Jackson erasure here.

Hot Diggity!
Apr 3, 2010

SKELITON_BRINGING_U_ON.GIF

He rocks I'm sad that GB didn't keep him

Cat Hassler
Feb 7, 2006

Slippery Tilde

Shimrra Jamaane posted:

Some serious DeSean Jackson erasure here.

Yeah this

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret

Shimrra Jamaane posted:

Some serious Nick Foles erasure here.

Asproigerosis
Mar 13, 2013

insufferable
The only one erasing was chip

Hizawk
Jun 18, 2004

High on the Lions.

Chip Kelly was the disappearing photograph from Back to the Future except it's Black players.

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b1VPG08aA14

Vengarr
Jun 17, 2010

Smashed before noon

Asproigerosis posted:

Lol all you nerds trying to tell me some guy practicing his dance routine was some epic quintuple receiver route. You think you know more than me, an eagles fan? Next you'll say the game has changed since my eagles last had a receiver (TO).

You insult the noble legacies of Donte Stallworth and Kevin Curtis. Pistols at dawn?

Amy Pole Her
Jun 17, 2002

This is amazing lmao

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FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







Freddie (the peoples champ) Mitchell

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