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The Something Awful Forums > Main > BYOB: Heh, hh also Huh, Hah, Hauh, Huah, and Hehu [citation needed] > dumb phrases that pop into your head before you are fully awake megathread
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Dip Viscous

 bake a letter, tortilla

* # ? Feb 27, 2023 12:17
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# ? Mar 21, 2025 15:52
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more falafel please

forums poster

 Spock McPoyle




thanks Saoshyant and nesamdoom for the sigs!
* # ? Feb 27, 2023 16:26
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Finger Prince


 Nutted early at the orgy

* # ? Mar 8, 2023 14:57
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ThePopeOfFun

 i’m a binoculist

* # ? Mar 16, 2023 20:29
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frump truck

hello... again!

 hot bean dad

* # ? Mar 23, 2023 12:49
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frump truck

hello... again!

 caffeinated slime fountain

* # ? Mar 24, 2023 04:54
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frump truck

hello... again!

 courtroom for emotions but it's a bar

* # ? Mar 31, 2023 14:21
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Finger Prince


 Washed Cark!™

It comes in a long tin.

* # ? Apr 29, 2023 14:04
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frump truck

hello... again!

 /!\ KAREN ONLY OPERA /!\


probably a pretty irritating opera imo

frump truck fucked around with this message at 05:14 on May 9, 2023
* # ? May 6, 2023 17:24
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Viginti Septem

Oculus Noctuae
"lol j/k"

—27

* # ? May 6, 2023 17:52
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mailorder bees

 beeves of three, leave them be


thanks Manifisto!

* # ? May 8, 2023 03:33
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Quadramind

 350, bing bing!

* # ? May 12, 2023 19:56
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frump truck

hello... again!

Sailor Doom posted:

beeves of three, leave them be

beeves of four, leave them no more

* # ? May 13, 2023 02:05
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Areola Grande

it's a free country u pervs

frump truck posted:

beeves of four, leave them no more

beeves of five, man alive!!

* # ? May 13, 2023 02:08
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mailorder bees

 does kermit the frog got dick game?


thanks Manifisto!

* # ? May 23, 2023 04:47
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Finger Prince


 Used spaghetti

* # ? Jun 30, 2023 14:05
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Quadramind

 It's like seeing a huge pig
And then meeting his beautiful wife

* # ? Jun 30, 2023 14:53
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Ominous Jazz

Big D is chillin' over here
Wasteland style
Pepsi is a beautiful name for a baby girl but


summer sig
* # ? Jun 30, 2023 16:31
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thot leadership

PHANTOM QUEEN


 What a beautiful strong orca


* # ? Jun 30, 2023 17:20
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Emo Szyslak

 Colton! at the Burpo

* # ? Jul 2, 2023 17:11
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deep dish peat moss

Ominous Jazz posted:

Pepsi is a beautiful name for a baby girl but

but Marijuana Pepsi is a step too far

* # ? Jul 11, 2023 21:05
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Squirrels2Nuts

comedere nuces omni tempore
teh

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

* # ? Jul 12, 2023 10:48
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Emo Szyslak

Squirrels2Nuts posted:

teh

does anyone have the video of the teh girl

* # ? Jul 13, 2023 15:36
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Dumb Sex-Parrot


 "ayy ayay ayay ayyy. ayyyy mozzerella!" sung by a mariachi band






thank you Saoshyantx4, Plant MONSTER. and deep dish peat moss for the excellent signature

* # ? Jul 14, 2023 20:34
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emSparkly

I'm open to eggterpretation!
You gotta bait that loving hook girl

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I am a patient she/they

* # ? Jul 14, 2023 21:41
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America Inc.

I plan to live forever, of course, but barring that I'd settle for a couple thousand years. Even 500 would be pretty nice.
Riding around the block, with a Glock yo rear end finna get shot
https://youtu.be/Apg6OHOrhbQ

* # ? Jul 15, 2023 08:19
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frump truck

hello... again!

 the Gmail family dog

* # ? Aug 2, 2023 11:58
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emSparkly

I'm open to eggterpretation!
What a delightfully palmable rear end I have.

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I am a patient she/they

* # ? Aug 3, 2023 07:35
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Quadramind

 Tropical squat bottle

* # ? Aug 4, 2023 16:13
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biosterous
kermit in the streets, beeker in the sheets



thank you sk for this sig!!!
gallery of sigs


he/him

* # ? Aug 9, 2023 14:05
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ThePopeOfFun

 excessive skeet warning

* # ? Aug 14, 2023 14:25
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Dumb Sex-Parrot


 Golf Wang or Wolf Gang? Choose wisely.






thank you Saoshyantx4, Plant MONSTER. and deep dish peat moss for the excellent signature

* # ? Aug 14, 2023 16:11
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Finger Prince


 30 seconds under the hair dryer and I'm wrapped up tighter than Fritz van Williams at a tin whistle concert.

* # ? Aug 23, 2023 14:03
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emSparkly

I'm open to eggterpretation!
Mama Mary that smacks my cheeks good.

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I am a patient she/they

* # ? Aug 24, 2023 06:38
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biosterous
performative metaphysics



thank you sk for this sig!!!
gallery of sigs


he/him

* # ? Sep 9, 2023 04:12
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emSparkly

I'm open to eggterpretation!
death's sweet angels coming for my dick

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I am a patient she/they

* # ? Sep 9, 2023 12:51
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Visions of Valerie

Come this autumn, we'll be miles away...

 shawty got them floob-floob ears

* # ? Nov 16, 2023 03:13
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Emo Szyslak

 what if a dog could talk? lets find out

* # ? Nov 16, 2023 20:16
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Visions of Valerie

Come this autumn, we'll be miles away...

 Joker has become gentrified

* # ? Nov 17, 2023 04:13
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LL Calhoun J
Probation
Can't post for 46 days!

Visions of Valerie posted:

Joker has become gentrified

word

* # ? Nov 17, 2023 15:47
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