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Doctor Dogballs

driving the fuck truck from hand land to pound town without stopping at suction station


tayne plape

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"The Bad Boy of Comics"

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Simone Magus

by VideoGames
beef that tom
beef that tom
you gotta beef that tom

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The Hello Machine

I'm not a real machine, but I am a real Hello-sayer.

frump truck posted:

what happens next?

Eat the onion in secret so that nobody discovers you eat whole onions as if they were apples

Stoner Sloth

SpaghettiArmstrong posted:

Eat the onion in secret so that nobody discovers you eat whole onions as if they were apples

tony abbott needs to hear this

Drink-Mix Man

You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

The pain dies in waffles next week

Prurient Squid

Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.
You'll never give houses if you never don't.

Space Taxi
Big boys don't need plastic sheets

Dip Viscous
The Invisible Bird Is Bigger Than You

The Hello Machine

I'm not a real machine, but I am a real Hello-sayer.
If rivers can date each other, humans can date each other.

The Hello Machine

I'm not a real machine, but I am a real Hello-sayer.
I feel like I've accessed hidden knowledge

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Ralph Hurley

:barf::sweep::zoid:



a local TV weather man named Rocky Coastline

Dip Viscous
Take a letter, tortilla.

Viginti Septem

Oculus Noctuae

SpaghettiArmstrong posted:

I feel like I've accessed hidden knowledge



Haha

gleebster

Only a howler
Egg salad

frump truck

hello... again!

everything is garlic fries

Drink-Mix Man

You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

Tis Better to be 86ed from Heaven Than to Drink in Hell

(A musical)

Dip Viscous
rear end, rear end, and rear end.

It's rear end.

The Hello Machine

I'm not a real machine, but I am a real Hello-sayer.
When people die they're not really gone. They just stop talking

hot cocoa on the couch

give 'im the ol' "pop 'n' fade"

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Dip Viscous
i'm the second best ball of dust

doritto


bussit open for me

Drink-Mix Man

You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

I dont rhyme much but Ive got to start some where

Even just pulling rhymes about burned feet out of the thin air

I've got to stop saying "burned feet," that's a gross expression...

-An unfinished freestyle rap to a guy in my dream who was burning his feet on hot sand at the beach

take the moon

by sebmojo
cant believe nut made me watch the bachelorette ln

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I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.


Horseshoe crabs rolling joints with their little flipper feet

They Might Be

Simone Magus posted:

beef that tom
beef that tom
you gotta beef that tom


feels like this has a dance that goes with it

Pot Smoke Phoenix



Smoke 'em if you gottem!
Wife's alarm went off the other day, I never hear it because she always gets up beforehand, but she slept in (really good weed :smuggo:) that morning, so when it went off, my waking thought:

"WHY IS THERE AN ICECREAM TRUCK IN OUR BEDROOM!!!"

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hot cocoa on the couch

i know where it came from but for whatever reason it was the first thing i thought of when i woke up this morning and i can't get it out of my head now. thankfully i'm alone in the office today because i've said it out loud a couple times lol:

"just body after body busting out of poo poo wood hitting pavement"

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WithoutTheFezOn
Oh no

Pot Smoke Phoenix posted:

"WHY IS THERE AN ICECREAM TRUCK IN OUR BEDROOM!!!"
And why wasn’t there one before?

biosterous




she could rawdog while whistling through a blue comb



thank you saoshyant for this sig!!!
gallery of sigs


he/him

Viginti Septem

Oculus Noctuae

boo-osterous posted:

she could rawdog while whistling through a blue comb

Ah yes, we call that the Charm-monica. :banjo:

Prurient Squid

Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.
I've got two.

"Rudiger Kowser" which is obviously just Rutger Hauer.

And, if Cthulhu was made out of sausages. I guess that's not a phrase exactly though.

Drink-Mix Man

You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

Asspresso

Pot Smoke Phoenix



Smoke 'em if you gottem!
The reason why Jon Snow's wolf was white is because Jon Snow is a Targaryen

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Dip Viscous
yell at gravy weather

Pot Smoke Phoenix



Smoke 'em if you gottem!
"Why do you have to sugarcoat everything?" just popped into my head, for no reason- so my brain filled in all the blanks and decided that a candymaker's wife posed the question to her husband

Prurient Squid

Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.
Four walls of conciousness.

frump truck

hello... again!

Dip Viscous posted:

yell at gravy weather

i like this a lot

frump truck

hello... again!

fajita production lines

Prurient Squid

Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.
Fit girl fat girl mid girl mad girl

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Dip Viscous
APPLE FURY

(i really did see it in all caps)

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