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Doctor Dogballs: driving the fuck truck from hand land to pound town without stopping at suction station

tayne plape

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# ? Sep 22, 2021 14:31

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# ? Apr 20, 2024 00:25

Simone Magus: by VideoGames

beef that tom
beef that tom
you gotta beef that tom

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# ? Sep 23, 2021 20:04

The Hello Machine: I'm not a real machine, but I am a real Hello-sayer.

frump truck posted:

what happens next?

Eat the onion in secret so that nobody discovers you eat whole onions as if they were apples

# ? Sep 23, 2021 20:28

Stoner Sloth

SpaghettiArmstrong posted:

Eat the onion in secret so that nobody discovers you eat whole onions as if they were apples

tony abbott needs to hear this

# ? Sep 26, 2021 11:19

Drink-Mix Man: You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

The pain dies in waffles next week

# ? Sep 27, 2021 12:33

Prurient Squid: Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.

You'll never give houses if you never don't.

# ? Sep 30, 2021 18:39

Space Taxi

Big boys don't need plastic sheets

# ? Oct 1, 2021 03:39

Dip Viscous

The Invisible Bird Is Bigger Than You

# ? Oct 1, 2021 03:40

The Hello Machine: I'm not a real machine, but I am a real Hello-sayer.

If rivers can date each other, humans can date each other.

# ? Oct 1, 2021 20:39

The Hello Machine: I'm not a real machine, but I am a real Hello-sayer.

I feel like I've accessed hidden knowledge

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# ? Oct 1, 2021 21:26

Ralph Hurley

a local TV weather man named Rocky Coastline

# ? Oct 1, 2021 22:50

Dip Viscous

Take a letter, tortilla.

# ? Oct 2, 2021 02:11

Viginti Septem: Oculus Noctuae

SpaghettiArmstrong posted:

I feel like I've accessed hidden knowledge

Haha

# ? Oct 2, 2021 07:43

gleebster: Only a howler

Egg salad

# ? Oct 2, 2021 20:49

frump truck: hello... again!

everything is garlic fries

# ? Oct 3, 2021 14:09

Drink-Mix Man: You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

Tis Better to be 86ed from Heaven Than to Drink in Hell

(A musical)

# ? Oct 3, 2021 15:36

Dip Viscous

rear end, rear end, and rear end.

It's rear end.

# ? Oct 4, 2021 03:59

The Hello Machine: I'm not a real machine, but I am a real Hello-sayer.

When people die they're not really gone. They just stop talking

# ? Oct 5, 2021 19:08

hot cocoa on the couch

give 'im the ol' "pop 'n' fade"

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# ? Oct 5, 2021 19:17

Dip Viscous

i'm the second best ball of dust

# ? Oct 6, 2021 00:47

doritto

bussit open for me

# ? Oct 6, 2021 02:34

Drink-Mix Man: You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

I dont rhyme much but Ive got to start some where

Even just pulling rhymes about burned feet out of the thin air

I've got to stop saying "burned feet," that's a gross expression...

-An unfinished freestyle rap to a guy in my dream who was burning his feet on hot sand at the beach

# ? Oct 6, 2021 15:37

take the moon: by sebmojo

cant believe nut made me watch the bachelorette ln

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# ? Oct 6, 2021 16:19

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

Horseshoe crabs rolling joints with their little flipper feet

# ? Oct 6, 2021 19:19

They Might Be

Simone Magus posted:

beef that tom
beef that tom
you gotta beef that tom

feels like this has a dance that goes with it

# ? Oct 7, 2021 02:36

Pot Smoke Phoenix: Smoke 'em if you gottem!

Wife's alarm went off the other day, I never hear it because she always gets up beforehand, but she slept in (really good weed :smuggo:

) that morning, so when it went off, my waking thought:

"WHY IS THERE AN ICECREAM TRUCK IN OUR BEDROOM!!!"

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# ? Oct 7, 2021 03:19

hot cocoa on the couch

i know where it came from but for whatever reason it was the first thing i thought of when i woke up this morning and i can't get it out of my head now. thankfully i'm alone in the office today because i've said it out loud a couple times lol:

"just body after body busting out of poo poo wood hitting pavement"

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# ? Oct 7, 2021 13:49

WithoutTheFezOn: Oh no

Pot Smoke Phoenix posted:

"WHY IS THERE AN ICECREAM TRUCK IN OUR BEDROOM!!!"

And why wasn�t there one before?

# ? Oct 7, 2021 17:34

biosterous

she could rawdog while whistling through a blue comb

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he/him

# ? Oct 10, 2021 13:03

Viginti Septem: Oculus Noctuae

boo-osterous posted:

she could rawdog while whistling through a blue comb

Ah yes, we call that the Charm-monica. :banjo:

# ? Oct 10, 2021 17:14

Prurient Squid: Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.

I've got two.

"Rudiger Kowser" which is obviously just Rutger Hauer.

And, if Cthulhu was made out of sausages. I guess that's not a phrase exactly though.

# ? Oct 12, 2021 12:55

Drink-Mix Man: You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

Asspresso

# ? Oct 14, 2021 18:13

Pot Smoke Phoenix: Smoke 'em if you gottem!

The reason why Jon Snow's wolf was white is because Jon Snow is a Targaryen

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# ? Oct 16, 2021 22:03

Dip Viscous

yell at gravy weather

# ? Oct 17, 2021 10:48

Pot Smoke Phoenix: Smoke 'em if you gottem!

"Why do you have to sugarcoat everything?" just popped into my head, for no reason- so my brain filled in all the blanks and decided that a candymaker's wife posed the question to her husband

# ? Oct 17, 2021 18:31

Prurient Squid: Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.

Four walls of conciousness.

# ? Oct 20, 2021 11:26

frump truck: hello... again!

Dip Viscous posted:

yell at gravy weather

i like this a lot

# ? Oct 21, 2021 13:46

frump truck: hello... again!

fajita production lines

# ? Oct 21, 2021 13:47

Prurient Squid: Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.

Fit girl fat girl mid girl mad girl

# ? Oct 24, 2021 11:39

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# ? Apr 20, 2024 00:25

Dip Viscous

APPLE FURY

(i really did see it in all caps)

# ? Oct 24, 2021 20:46

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