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Radioface. This is the name of a rapper who isn't very attractive, because they have a face for radio. -My half awake brain this morning |
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Brain: Why isn't there a Khrushchev's Cemetery? "We Will Bury You" is right there! |
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Sep 15, 2021 15:40
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I just remembered this morning's brain convo- "Mela-BRO-nin, sleep with a bro; get a good night's sleep!" |
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Sep 16, 2021 22:23
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Wife's alarm went off the other day, I never hear it because she always gets up beforehand, but she slept in (really good weed  ) that morning, so when it went off, my waking thought:"WHY IS THERE AN ICECREAM TRUCK IN OUR BEDROOM!!!" https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4 |
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Oct 7, 2021 03:19
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The reason why Jon Snow's wolf was white is because Jon Snow is a Targaryen
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Oct 16, 2021 22:03
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"Why do you have to sugarcoat everything?" just popped into my head, for no reason- so my brain filled in all the blanks and decided that a candymaker's wife posed the question to her husband |
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Oct 17, 2021 18:31
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A medical condition called Ejaculation Evaporation, aka "coming and going syndrome" |
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Dec 21, 2021 04:58
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Donald Trump won't ever be arrested because his hands are too small and the cuffs will slide right off |
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Jun 22, 2022 18:10
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This morning: "Why are the undead so unruly? Must be their upbringing. No; that's not right- UNDEAD ARE UNRULY BECAUSE THEY WEREN'T RAISED RIGHT!" https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4 |
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