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Deep Glove Bruno

yung swamp thang
can't get "Shamu shabu-shabu" out of my head

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yung swamp thang
victims of the garbler are speaking out

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Drink-Mix Man posted:

They're saying "[garbled noises]".

it's the perfect crime...

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yung swamp thang

Goons Are Great posted:

everyone wants to poop, but barely anyone wants to push

I worked with a nearly spherical man who was convinced that in a few short years every toilet would have a vacuum tube to suck poo poo out with, eliminating the need to push. He was confident. He said, "when this happens and you are making GBS threads into the tube, remember Rohit told you it would happen". I have marked his words for 14 years. Still waiting.

Deep Glove Bruno

yung swamp thang
if you've never breathed the mountain air or seen a man truly farted down

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yung swamp thang

frump truck posted:

i have never seen this what is it like

not a pretty sight... or smell

difficult to forget

Deep Glove Bruno

yung swamp thang
o fart down babylon

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yung swamp thang
getting punched in the face hit different fr (100 MILLION LIKES)

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yung swamp thang
i also imagined a bunch of moustached guys dying laughing at a comedy sketch called "the farting constable"

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yung swamp thang

baka fwocka fwame posted:

get revenge on your ex by having sex with her boyfriend

related: getting revenge on a baby by making GBS threads yourself

Deep Glove Bruno

yung swamp thang
for this thread's information I have a list of approximately 9,600 of these kinds of dumb phrases dating back to when I was like 14. too bad most stuff of that nature doesn't entertain anybody but me.

been considering doing a leather bound vanity press edition of 1, like mao's red book size, of them all

Deep Glove Bruno

yung swamp thang

too many are not for public consumption, but FREE SAMPLE

One Word: “Betrayal At Krondor”. Three Words. Man Whatever
Tiny, Mouse Fart-rear end Guignol
Curt Stump
Chubb Rock’s Real Name: Brushy Sandoval
Maybe That Manatee Was Being A Bitch To The Speedboat

Deep Glove Bruno

yung swamp thang

frump truck posted:

requesting more info on Curt Stump


I imagine him as a rustic short story writer. just one of many hundreds of names I wish people had:

Jameef Al-Dablar
Carlton Mangú
Brut Dippler
Gervois Jarvis
Alan Al-Alda
Borracho Duggler
Jarvis DeJarvis
Boran Hornauld
Doug Krugman
Remus Cruck
Kooth Grobier Jr.
Burt Bloch


etc. etc. etc.

Deep Glove Bruno

yung swamp thang
nother name:

Barlon Xongas

Deep Glove Bruno

yung swamp thang
personally I'm Carlton Mangù

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yung swamp thang
attendees are requested to put the microphone in they butt

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yung swamp thang
Manmohan O'Hanrahan

he could have a theme song: "dad is irish! mom is sikh! his name sounds like a scratched CD!" etc i dunno you get the idea

Deep Glove Bruno

yung swamp thang
motherfucker, this isn't the piggly wiggly all-stars. this is the loving burj al-karen heineman. act like it

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yung swamp thang
fart hard in a deck chair

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yung swamp thang

frump truck posted:

full-throttle sandwich snack

lemme know where i can get one of those

Deep Glove Bruno

yung swamp thang
(obama voice) look, i'm dead and i suck

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yung swamp thang

Ralph Hurley posted:

I was half awake and my brain was playing an infomercial about the new beauty craze of Reverse Tan Lines, where only your rear end and boobs are tanned and the rest of your body is pale.

classic mad magazine bit

Deep Glove Bruno

yung swamp thang
beav lord hammer-buckler

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yung swamp thang
lord we are gather'd around this turd to determine if it is human or from a really big or sick dog

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yung swamp thang
i digested a cere, you know, from a parrot

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yung swamp thang
obi-wan never told you poo poo like that man... puff them pillows up

Deep Glove Bruno

yung swamp thang
ko chun! sift the goiters! (shouted in the voice of Lung Ng/Dragon in the parking garage shootout in the Chow Yun-Fat movie God of Gamblers, in which he actually says "ko chun! pick up the gun!")

Deep Glove Bruno

yung swamp thang
actually, the cider house? it frickin' blows chunks

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rapper name "big goit"

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