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DoomTrainPhD
Feb 12, 2009



This is the thread to discuss the Apple iPhone13 event.

What to expect:
- More power
- A redesign of the Apple watch perhaps?
- New AirPods?
- Maybe new iPads?
- Dissapointmnet


LINK: https://www.apple.com/apple-events/event-stream/

Enjoy!

DoomTrainPhD fucked around with this message at 17:04 on Sep 14, 2021

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GATOS Y VATOS
Aug 22, 2002





Timb release the unlucky number iphone

magiccarpet
Jan 3, 2005






Tim Apple please sell me something without a touchbar today

Inner Light
Jan 2, 2020





OP needs a link, anyone got a link for papa?

Thank you Tim

Pakistani Brad Pitt
Nov 28, 2004

Not as taciturn, but still terribly powerful...



Inner Light posted:

OP needs a link, anyone got a link for papa?

Thank you Tim

https://www.apple.com/apple-events/event-stream/

Question Mark Mound
Jun 14, 2006

Tokyo Crystal Mew
Dancing Godzilla


lol, the first result when I searched YouTube for it was a fake stream of Tim Cook talking about GDPR while there was a a super real Apple “offer” on screen where if you send them Bitcoin they’ll send you some back

Inner Light
Jan 2, 2020





Is this prerecorded or live?

Question Mark Mound posted:

lol, the first result when I searched YouTube for it was a fake stream of Tim Cook talking about GDPR while there was a a super real Apple “offer” on screen where if you send them Bitcoin they’ll send you some back

This has been going on a couple years with various big events.

magiccarpet
Jan 3, 2005






Lack of fire in a lot of that broll

Combat Pretzel
Jun 23, 2004

No, seriously... what kurds?!

New Tim Apple Watch.

Also, loving pretentious yapping.

thrawn527
Mar 27, 2004

Thrawn/Pellaeon
Studying the art of terrorists
To keep you safe

One of those singers was on Endor.

Pakistani Brad Pitt
Nov 28, 2004

Not as taciturn, but still terribly powerful...



Oh jesus is this going to be 10 minutes of previews

thrawn527
Mar 27, 2004

Thrawn/Pellaeon
Studying the art of terrorists
To keep you safe

Oh my god, I don't care about your shows.

The Gunslinger
Jul 24, 2004

Do not forget the face of your father.

Fun Shoe

120hz, 128GB minimum storage now is all I'm expecting. Probably only 120hz on the $1500 iPhone Maxx Xtreme or whatever though.

FCKGW
May 21, 2006



is this the thread where goons get mad that the marketing event is marketing various apple products?


thrawn527 posted:

Oh my god, I don't care about your shows.

lol yup

Combat Pretzel
Jun 23, 2004

No, seriously... what kurds?!

They must have waved a lot of money, if they managed to get Jon Stewart to do a show for them.

Combat Pretzel
Jun 23, 2004

No, seriously... what kurds?!

"A million apps."

This poo poo is still a leading argument?!

Pakistani Brad Pitt
Nov 28, 2004

Not as taciturn, but still terribly powerful...



Lol I assume the "best selling Android tablet" is some Walmart special?

Xabi
Jan 21, 2006

Inventor of the Marmite pasty


Isn’t it time they update this ancient design?

Pakistani Brad Pitt
Nov 28, 2004

Not as taciturn, but still terribly powerful...



Ah leading with "take photos with your iPad"

DoomTrainPhD
Feb 12, 2009



Pakistani Brad Pitt posted:

Lol I assume the "best selling Android tablet" is some Walmart special?

Kindle

Three Olives
Apr 10, 2005

I just wonder what the First Lady's boobs are up to!


Why are they wasting time on the shittiest iPad that there is, there is no way they are adding anything to this that they haven't already shown in other iPads.

Bob Morales
Aug 18, 2006


Just wear the fucking mask, Bob

I don't care how many people I probably infected with COVID-19 while refusing to wear a mask, my comfort is far more important than the health and safety of everyone around me!



Pakistani Brad Pitt posted:

Lol I assume the "best selling Android tablet" is some Walmart special?

Samsung Galaxy or Amazon Fire

Bob Morales
Aug 18, 2006


Just wear the fucking mask, Bob

I don't care how many people I probably infected with COVID-19 while refusing to wear a mask, my comfort is far more important than the health and safety of everyone around me!



Three Olives posted:

Why are they wasting time on the shittiest iPad that there is, there is no way they are adding anything to this that they haven't already shown in other iPads.

OUR BEST IPAD YET

Surprised it still has the chins

DoomTrainPhD
Feb 12, 2009



Bob Morales posted:

Samsung Galaxy or Amazon Fire

With 0 actual knowledge, I would bet my hat that it's the Fire.

thrawn527
Mar 27, 2004

Thrawn/Pellaeon
Studying the art of terrorists
To keep you safe

This CenterStage thing is cool. I have no idea if other things like it already exist, though.

Three Olives
Apr 10, 2005

I just wonder what the First Lady's boobs are up to!


LOL who is buying this with cellular?

ChadSexington
Aug 12, 2004
I am so not competitive. In fact, I am the least non-competitive. So I win.

Xabi posted:

Isn’t it time they update this ancient design?

They should probably just rename it to the iPad SE. The Air is clearly the mainline iPad model now.

DoomTrainPhD
Feb 12, 2009



Three Olives posted:

LOL who is buying this with cellular?

Schools perhaps? For low-income kids without internet at home?

Combat Pretzel
Jun 23, 2004

No, seriously... what kurds?!

So I guess they'll release iOS 15 this week, huh? I didn't see any RC builds.

DoomTrainPhD
Feb 12, 2009



Combat Pretzel posted:

So I guess they'll release iOS 15 this week, huh? I didn't see any RC builds.

The latest beta has been incredibly stable at least.

Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002



New mini is a max phone lmao

AlternateAccount
Apr 25, 2005
FYGM

Out of the gate strong with a big meh.

Craptacular!
Jul 9, 2001

Fuck the DH


As I've been really mad at Apple recently so a lot of this hits me as "air wanking motion" stuff but is 64GB really the ONLY storage option on the base iPad?

AlternateAccount
Apr 25, 2005
FYGM

Craptacular! posted:

As I've been really mad at Apple recently so a lot of this hits me as "air wanking motion" stuff but is 64GB really the ONLY storage option on the base iPad?

They spent development cycles automatically offloading "unused" apps rather than just putting a few bucks more flash.

FCKGW
May 21, 2006



Three Olives posted:

Why are they wasting time on the shittiest iPad that there is, there is no way they are adding anything to this that they haven't already shown in other iPads.

It's the best selling iPad by a wide wide margin.

LegendaryFrog
Oct 8, 2006

The Mastered Mind


Love the new iPad mini design, and more touch ID and USB-C devices is always a good thing.

AlternateAccount
Apr 25, 2005
FYGM

WHY ARE YOU WALKING AROUND. Just stand there, stop being so WEIRD.

DoomTrainPhD
Feb 12, 2009



AlternateAccount posted:

They spent development cycles automatically offloading "unused" apps rather than just putting a few bucks more flash.

tbf, when you sell a billion iPads, a few bucks extra per iPad is huge.

AlternateAccount
Apr 25, 2005
FYGM

DoomTrainPhD posted:

tbf, when you sell a billion iPads, a few bucks extra per iPad is huge.

I knowwwww. And really, I wonder what the actual percent utilized of the storage is for most iPads. I bet it's under 50% for the majority.

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Rolo
Nov 16, 2005

Hmm, what have we here?

Why’s this in SHSC and not IYG I’m behind by minutes. MINUTES.

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