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ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015



I pissed on this thing and itís heating up and now I got some sunny side up and bacon. Gonna try to make some toast in the card slot wish me well goons. :jerky:

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DarkSoulsTantrum
Apr 6, 2011

this kills the crab

Sure, they're visually impressive, but a lot of posters find large avatars physically uncomfortable. Furthermore, the owners of large avatars often rely on their size alone and don't bother to develop more refined posting techniques.






American Taint & Tug

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER


Association of Taters & Tits

Saalkin
Jun 29, 2008




Annual tickle & toot

PinheadSlim
Apr 2, 2015

FRIENDS for EVER

rear end, titties, & taint

Vim Fuego
Jun 1, 2000

I just had an epiphany: the internet is useless!





Ultra Carp

ClamdestineBoyster posted:

I pissed on this thing and itís heating up and now I got some sunny side up and bacon. Gonna try to make some toast in the card slot wish me well goons. :jerky:

That sounds like a pretty useful device. Maybe repost this in Goons with Spoons if it works out?

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

~*Suck My Balls*~

Fun Shoe

this is me irl

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015



Hey man if you guys donít want a hot breakfast more for me then you sucka.

This fuggin guy with the ram bubbles gonna be sendin smoke signals to his liaison. Iím big in Russia now. :hai:

Icochet
Mar 18, 2008

I have a very small TV. Don't make fun of it! Please don't shame it like that~


Grimey Drawer

anal beads

e: wrong thread

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Havin' a roni


The only breakfast you get OP is a large sausage.

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015



Icochet posted:

anal beads

e: wrong thread

Itís never the wrong thread for anal beads comrade. :haibrow:

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

~*Suck My Balls*~

Fun Shoe

I MAKE POOPIE!!! :kiddo:

Ventral EggSac
Dec 3, 2019



Attata Tatat Ta

BIG TIT LIL NIP
Oct 5, 2005






i will have some piss egg please

bossy lady
Jul 5, 2006



please do not piss on embedded systems. they are not rated for piss.

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015



You guys wouldnít know a good breakfast if somebody stuffed it down youíre panties and squished it around, thatís what youíre problem is. :catbert:

Ventral EggSac
Dec 3, 2019



ClamdestineBoyster posted:

You guys wouldnít know a good breakfast if somebody stuffed it down youíre panties and squished it around, thatís what youíre problem is. :catbert:

If you do that to me so help me God I'm going over to your house and breaking that ATAT repeater myself

Brother Tadger
Feb 15, 2012

I'm accidentally a suicide bomber!


This thread is worthless without pics

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon

Target its legs next time, your piss will never go thru its armor

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015



Ventral EggSac posted:

If you do that to me so help me God I'm going over to your house and breaking that ATAT repeater myself

I meant FIGURATIVELY! :catstare:

I know you think you posted that behind some top secret hotbox Russian vpn but actually the whole internet saw that poo poo lol whoops. :downs:

ClamdestineBoyster fucked around with this message at 21:45 on Sep 14, 2021

gleebster
Dec 16, 2006

Only a howler

Pillbug

You fool! Your breakfast is now the property of the phone company!

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014



get your phreak on

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015



You guys ever think they should call the saxophone the ďsexophoneĒ :airquote: because it sounds so drat sexy? Put that in your pipe and smoke it AT&T (canít type out the letters because of contractual obligation lol psych) :smug:

#woke2021

neato burrito
Aug 25, 2002

bitch better have my chex mix

First I'm going to need you to turn your bacon off and then turn it back on.

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981



Chinatown posted:

this is me irl



Mfw i poo poo myself and realize I have no silverware for gobbling up my feces

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015



neato burrito posted:

First I'm going to need you to turn your bacon off and then turn it back on.

Oh god I totally forgot about the bacon. :stare:

Update: itís solid black you guys. :smith:

DarkSoulsTantrum
Apr 6, 2011

this kills the crab

Sure, they're visually impressive, but a lot of posters find large avatars physically uncomfortable. Furthermore, the owners of large avatars often rely on their size alone and don't bother to develop more refined posting techniques.






Do I cook the sausage on the 2.4 Ghz channel or the 5.0?

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015



DarkSoulsTantrum posted:

Do I cook the sausage on the 2.4 Ghz channel or the 5.0?

56k. :smuggo:

Zeluth
May 12, 2001



tappatappa tappa?

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015



rear end, titties, and tapas. :woop:

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

~*Suck My Balls*~

Fun Shoe

im gonna squish tha OP

:twisted:

Zeluth
May 12, 2001



ClamdestineBoyster posted:

rear end, titties, and tapas. :woop:

Guess who built all the networks?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YZ5yKJlhbiA

Vim Fuego
Jun 1, 2000

I just had an epiphany: the internet is useless!





Ultra Carp


56k Sausage
only 90s kids will get this

Novo
May 13, 2003

Stercorem pro cerebro habes

Soiled Meat

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lnIl_T4zIQk#t=20s

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ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015




Guess they left out ďaskĒ, guess thatís why these girls have no rear end, guess thatís why people cry when they try, guess thatís why the youth donít know why, guess thatís why you get permission before you steal a 40 trillion year old program from a child. Guess thatís why people make the same mistakes twice even after you raise the dead. Because you just guessin you donít fuckin know, just a stupid loving ho that thinks they ready to go.

ClamdestineBoyster fucked around with this message at 10:27 on Sep 15, 2021

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